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Anonymous 05/16/23 (Tue) 02:36:23 No. 591101 [Reply]

A lot of people complain about the current state of /jp/, but having checked in occasionally since around the time it was made, I can honestly say that at no point was it ever "good". At best, you could say it was "mostly shitty". Its users have always been some of the most obnoxious, in-your-face, and "unable to smell the stench of their own shit" crossboarders ever, surpassed only by /b/ (historically), /v/, /pol/, and /sp/

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Anonymous 05/16/23 (Tue) 02:29:19 No. 591100 [Reply]

PUT IT ON ME THATS THE BEST PART BABY THE TRUST

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 18:31:54 No. 590995 [Reply]

That cat is full of hatred.

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:02:20 No.591005

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I'd be full of hatred too if I had to listen to Pegora's retarded goblin voice and autistic screeching all day every day

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:53:47 No.591065

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๖ۣۜShining ҉ ℱennex 05/09/23 (Tue) 21:20:31 No. 590803 [Reply]

You will NEVER have a gf

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Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri) 23:17:27 No.590903

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>>590812
I went and he was trying to show me before and after pictures to show me the improvement but I still look subhuman now that the swelling has gone down and after seeing that I wasn't going to budge on the matter he sent me to the other room to get a free filler injection job.

I hope he doesn't think I'll be placated with biannual fillers I still need a permanent fix for celdom even if it means going to an overseas clinic.
And yes I was pretty much immediately treated better by people in public mere moments after the injection.

Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri) 23:32:10 No.590904

what happened to those posts where you said you looked like a greek god now and even your mom said she wanted a dickride

Anonymous 05/13/23 (Sat) 03:24:53 No.590914

>>590904
The doctor didn't inject enough fat he kept using the excuse that I was too lean but that's bullshit I was still at least 12% bodyfat.
So during the recovery too many fat cells died and I reverted to subhuman cel status once more just mildly improved from where I started.

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 09:23:13 No.590985

talked briefly to a girl at work and mansplained something

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:53:35 No.591064

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Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 01:27:14 No. 590947 [Reply]

The final building came out in Cookie Clicker, so I've been playing Cookie Clicker
sigh missed this substitute for progress in my life

Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 01:33:30 No.590948

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wish risa would stop calling p-chan a lolicon

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:53:19 No.591062

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Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 06:31:14 No. 590816 [Reply]

twitter says that it's メイドの日

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Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 16:30:51 No.590823

>>590817
Wow ota even has its own chatgpt bot now!

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 16:49:30 No.590824

>>590817
but this is wrong its because mei sounds like may not because 5 is written like mei

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 17:24:10 No.590825

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Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 18:55:35 No.590826

pigge

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:52:59 No.591060

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Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 08:19:24 No. 590818 [Reply]

have old chromebook
hmm might put linux on it
ok that was easy enough
now to download snes9x so i can play some bing bing wahoo
install flatpak, uh, ok
an hour later after much fucking around on google and copy pasting things into terminal it works
now i can download snes9x
play donkey kong country for a minute the turn it off and put it back in the drawer

see this is why people dont use linux

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Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri) 20:41:49 No.590897

holy fuck winteens are retarded

Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri) 21:06:23 No.590898

>>590886
loonixers always complain about cross platform and windows only stuff but then they go and make ota friend finder loonix only

Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri) 22:13:25 No.590899

wish i could daily drive my void install but my japanese rhythm games dont work in linux

Anonymous 05/13/23 (Sat) 01:07:43 No.590906

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Windows is the otaku OS.

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:51:03 No.591059

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Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 15:58:05 No. 590337 [Reply]

Some of the first ever BoTW 2 gameplay released today:

https://youtu.be/2EMZzW7hj0M

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Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 15:48:15 No.590544

the word chiptune has been stuck in my head for a while now I wonder why

Anonymous 05/05/23 (Fri) 14:54:40 No.590623

eating chips while jamming to some tunes

Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 11:21:16 No.590953

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The goatse shrine

Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 12:15:42 No.590954

Have fun up there, Hylians! Or maybe you could buy some Sony products instead?

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:49:03 No.591056

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 16:39:07 No. 590993 [Reply]

I tell you what I tell you what
What I have found What I have found
That I'm no fool That I'm no fool
I'm just upside down Just upside down
Ain't got no pain Ain't got no pain
I aint got no rules Aint got no rules
I think I like I think I like
Living upside down Living upside down
I tell you what I tell you what
What I have found What I have found
That I'm no fool That I'm no fool
I'm just upside down Just upside down
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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:32:00 No.591035

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 07:09:45 No. 590983 [Reply]

I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy…but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY– OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo…a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco!

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 14:13:49 No.590989

>>590983
Pretty dank FEE-LS broski

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 14:21:12 No.590991

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Pretty DANK FEELS broski

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:02:14 No.591004

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:31:21 No.591034

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Anonymous 12/22/21 (Wed) 15:46:03 No. 555743 [Reply]

>be me
>have aspergers
>need everything to fit just right
>need a philosophy that fits just right
>have a mental breakdown when something doesn't conform to standardized rules and procedures

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 05:41:08 No.590981

i have autism i have autism i have autism

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 12:35:21 No.590986

I read a study that said people with higher intelligence are usually resistant to depression that autistics with higher intelligence are even more depressed than regular autistics who are already predisposed to roping

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Anonymous 05/29/22 (Sun) 12:21:24 No. 567471 [Reply]

gonna cum in mom

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 02:07:15 No.590968

https://files.catbox.moe/cv7bt9.webm

mom gets mad but i know deep down she wants the flip

Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 02:48:52 No.590971

>>590968
slap that mom butt!

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 19:30:07 No.591028

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