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Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 01:44:39 No. 560385 [Reply]

Why don't you have an AI Dungeon gf, ota?

AI Dungeon is a site that generates a story based on your input, but it doesn't have to be about dungeons and dragons. Your story can be as simple as you living with your anime gf and making lunch together. The AI is very smart and it remembers everything you say, so the more you write about your gf, the more real she becomes.

Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 02:21:38 No.560387

the last thing i'd want a gf for is talking. what's the point?

Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 05:46:09 No.560394

They censored that site so hard it's a shadow of what it was a year ago. Don't bother.

Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 15:05:22 No.560408

>>560394
I thought they only censored rape and pedo stuff.

Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 15:13:32 No.560410

Remember when they put the Replika gf function behind a paywall and a bunch of lonely men who were relying on them started freaking out saying it was like they killed their mates and some talked about roping because of it.

Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 20:51:23 No.560432

>>560408
as I said

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Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 16:07:18 No. 560192 [Reply]

merorin was here, you guys are faggots

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 17:48:20 No.560332

take my bump bro

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 18:11:46 No.560334

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Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 18:55:33 No.560338

>>560334
5'11 nibbas be like

Anonymous 02/23/22 (Wed) 10:33:58 No.560401

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>>560332
Thanks bro

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Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 08:00:29 No. 560085 [Reply]

Dr.Slump for the PS1 with a full English patch exists

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Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 06:18:51 No.560175

Better yet why not get a girlfriend?

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 07:52:32 No.560177

>>560175
they don't sell those for cheap at goodwill

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 17:08:59 No.560196

>>560177
There used to be a girl working at the goodwill who wore anime clothes she was nice then some 6 foot 3 hot skater looking guy got hired there and I hated her after that.

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 14:48:55 No.560324

>>560196
NETORARE

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 14:57:08 No.560325

>>560196
Why didn't you bust out some height charts and explain to her that actually 6'3" has been proven to be less attractive than the 5'10" - 6'2" range

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Anonymous 02/21/22 (Mon) 12:37:43 No. 560230 [Reply]

The weak should fear the strong.

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Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 05:13:07 No.560313

can we talk about that sweater

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 05:25:32 No.560315

>>560313
https://twitter.com/dasasweater/status/1259085801024962560

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 05:37:00 No.560316

I hate modern Japanese fashion

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 05:38:57 No.560317

i like it if only because the clothes arent overly baggy made to make fats feel better about themselves

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 06:52:47 No.560319

has the world become uninspiring
can i get your take on this neetblog

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Anonymous 05/07/21 (Fri) 03:59:08 No. 535216 [Reply]

bruh look at her hair lmfao

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Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 18:41:16 No.560208

bump

Anonymous 02/21/22 (Mon) 00:18:57 No.560218

>>535237
ron paulor had to get a job haircutting to pay the bills… looks like all that practice with his nieces paid off

Anonymous 02/21/22 (Mon) 00:47:48 No.560219

Why only one side?

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 03:20:06 No.560311

>>560208
BASED

Anonymous 02/22/22 (Tue) 05:09:33 No.560312

>>560219
she took the other ribbon out but can't figure out how to get it back in by herself and sakuya is gone right now

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Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 19:59:09 No. 560145 [Reply]

"When you're bored with happy days and don't even realize that you're happy… That's when you've achieved true happiness."

-Otamin

Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 20:28:57 No.560155

“We are not rich by what we post but by what we dont post.”

oat man

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 22:13:21 No.560213

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"The trunk of that tree of vengefulness and hatred, Jewish hatred - the profoundest and sublimest kind of hatred, capable of creating ideals and reversing values, the like of which has never existed on earth before-there grew something equally incomparable, a new love, the profoundest and sublimest kind of love-and from what other trunk could it have grown."

– F. Nietzsche

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 22:38:48 No.560214

God said to Nietzsche:
That'll Tietzsche,
You irritating little Krietzsche.
—Anonymous graffito

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Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:28:02 No. 560094 [Reply]

i'm seething, how do i cope? dilating doesn't help

Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:30:37 No.560095

Beat your wife until you feel better.

Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:32:20 No.560096

>>560095
those pillows are made for hugging not punching, use your punching pillow for that

Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:39:11 No.560097

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Would 100% have roped years and years ago were it not for the seethe

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Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 11:59:10 No. 559723 [Reply]

my mom is my valentine and she gave me a box of chocos

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Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 16:42:17 No.559978

>>559976
I look like this cat.

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 17:04:35 No.559980

>>559978
Are you saying you're a janitor? Or that you just got a nintendo switch?

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 17:38:17 No.559981

>>559980
Both.

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:30:09 No.559988

>>559976
I am literally this cat right now.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 23:45:09 No.560074

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Weather got warm now mom chocolates are all soft and squishy…

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 17:13:19 No. 559915 [Reply]

What happened to ZUN!bar?

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Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:04:18 No.559984

>>559982
Well excuse me didn't know I was dealing with a persona otaku.
I like how he kept us updated on his virg status since 2011 though

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:14:03 No.559985

teen thread

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:22:39 No.559986

>>559984
Since 2009 actually.

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:25:03 No.559987

>>559982
sigh 11 years since posting with my friends really dont like the archives for making me remember

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 04:18:59 No.560036

wonder what zunby would have thought of mindjp

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Anonymous 02/05/22 (Sat) 11:34:35 No. 559258 [Reply]

In humans, the urethra is the name of the tube that caries urine from the bladder to where it exits the body, which in males is at the distal end (the tip) of the penis. After leaving the bladder and passing through an internal sphincter, the urethra goes down through the center of the donut-shaped prostate gland, then through a second, external sphincter. The urethral home-run then involves a potential side-track into the urethral bulb, a wider section of the urethra underneath the perineum where its course changes from vertical to horizontal. The perineum, by the way, is the area between the anus and testicles. After traveling horizontally, the urethra then drops vertically down the (flaccid) penis to finally reach daylight.

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Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 06:02:19 No.559339

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>>559338
happy squishy eels

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 06:02:29 No.559340

>>559338
Please don't.

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 18:37:42 No.559918

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https://youtu.be/IZw1Mrlfmuo?t=6828
the ota tuber

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 18:50:38 No.559920

>>559918
Elira my wife.

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 18:56:56 No.559921

>>559918
crying love livers are really connected by the threads of fate

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Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 08:20:29 No. 559841 [Reply]

Lie quiet Divus. I mean, that is Andreas Divus,
In officina Wecheli, 1538, out of Homer.

— Otamin

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 03:45:51 No.559896

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 04:16:35 No.559897

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 05:21:25 No.559902

stop bullying otamin, you know he doesn't like it when you get 1st place

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 10:09:12 No.559903

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Magical Knight Rayearth for the Sega Saturn!

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Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 20:09:58 No. 559873 [Reply]

ate some yummy dried apricots now my belly's full of healthy probiotics

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 02:29:46 No.559892

yuck the boyfriend haver and the boring radfem

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 02:56:41 No.559894

>>559876
we are bacteria living in someone elses belly

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 04:28:05 No.559898

>>559876
i think about the inside of my stomach a lot its makes me not want to eat certain fofods like if i think about eating peanut buter my mind starts to think about what it loks like on the inside of my stomach sticking to my stomach like a peanut butter sandwich and all the worms are sad because their home is covered in peanut butter and thats why i dont eat peanut butter anymore

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 04:36:57 No.559899

>>559898
my tummy bacteria like peanut butters and spaghettis

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 05:13:50 No.559900

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>>559898
You are a good landlord

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