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No. 586954 [Reply]

You know those NPCs in video games that give you a power-up or key item but only if you're above a certain level? Women are like that, they scan your bone structure to see if you qualify to use your body's reproductive functions
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No.603824

>>603815
You're underestimating just how many cels are in the world today. Sure a large percentage of them aren't virgin trucels but they are still lonely rejected young males who go long periods of time with no affection. Just look at all the zoomers today that were raised on the blackpill and openly talk about how over it is if you aren't mewing from birth and about how terrible foids are.

After all civilization as we know it was born from the cels refusing to work for nothing and it is only fitting that the cels of today dismantle it.

No.603827

NEET pride worldwide

No.603828

keep dreaming turd if you were truly pilled youd understand its all futile

No.603830

>>603824
the algorithm is just amplifying the voices of other autistic losers to you. most people dont see those people and they still make up less than 1% of the population you are delusional.

No.603831

yeah i dont think there are many cels in the world, it's just selection bias if you think so
i am special and a unique form of unfortunate


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No. 603660 [Reply]

had some nice dreams last night apparently you can just dream up cute women that love you who woulda guessed
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No.603669

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it works!

No.603688

closed my eyes and thought up a cute girl with a cute pussy. let's touch that pussy

No.603689

mine is broken i keep getting hot men

No.603696

didn't dream any last tonight, they abandoned me, typical

No.603812

dreamed about someone stealing my car right in front of me so called 911 and the operator kept asking me questions like is this call related to religion or urban redevelopment


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No. 594943 [Reply]

nazrin be blazing that dank
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No.603759

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>>603758
I only vape

No, it's not anything like vaping nicotine juice and artificial flavors, those are way bigger clouds that smell like chemicals.

No.603760

>>603759
your nose smell receptors are fried everyone else can smell your disgusting vape stink

No.603785

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Day 39 the plant's doing good. I expect to get what would cost over $2000 (conservatively) in the market's absurd "legal" prices from one single plant.

Too bad they only let a few MSOs and rich cronies get licenses to grow/sell it. The fact it costs this much for a plant even when "legal" has to be some of the most corrupt kike shit that has ever happened in the history of the world.

No.603796

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sometimes I get lost in my own filesystem

No.603797

is that a metaphor


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No. 593405 [Reply]

fuck ota………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

No.603781

ogey…rrat!


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No. 575286 [Reply]

“…Many of today's problems are a result of yesterday's solutions.” - Otamin

No.575289

Rather than talking about problems and solutions, how about answering my question?

No.603780

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"As he turned to them, they turned their backs on him."

– a BBS-style forum operator


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No. 603750 [Reply]

She's calling ota out

No.603765

can't a woman have a life outside of playing video games for you cellords leave her alone

No.603766

dont get it if youre gonna be an idol than you have to do the idol thing and be cel simple as that dont get to have your cake and eat it too either you're an idol or your not

No.603779

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I really love how this looked like he was dating anemachi or was just their relative or something and she's managed to damage control it so poorly she'll likely have cut her income in half for months


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No. 589277 [Reply]

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
SOMETHING LOST AND NEVER SEEN
EVERY TIME I START TO BELIEVE
SOMETHING'S RAPED AND TAKEN FROM ME, FROM ME
—
FEELIN' LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH (YOU WANNA SEE THE LIGHT)
FEELING LIKE I HAVE NO RELEASE (SO DO I)
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FELT DISEASED? (YOU WANNA SEE THE LIGHT)
NOTHING IN MY LIFE IS FREE, IS FREE
—
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE
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No.589278

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SCREWING MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY
THAT I CAN TRULY BE FREE FROM MY FUCKED UP REALITY
SO I DREAM AND STROKE IT HARDER
'CAUSE IT'S SO FUN TO SEE MY FACE STARIN' BACK AT ME
I DON'T KNOW YOUR FUCKIN' NAME
SO WHAT? LET'S FUCK!
ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT FUCKIN'
ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
YES, ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
AND ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
YES, ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
AND ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
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No.603767

I am an incomparable homoOOOO

No.603775

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epick


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No. 572296 [Reply]

I’m gonna get saged for this, but it feels like Lantis is sexualizing the LL girls a lot more often. I think maybe this is normal in japan, but now I’m sortof getting uncomfortable. Is that normal? The new LL magazine release with hanamaru and Nozomi, like hanamaru’s dress is so short. It’s supposed to be innocent, but it’s like a little too short for me. IRL u would see something with something that short. With the PDP girls voting with Rina in a backless sweater and Emma in a bunny outfit. The scandal with Chika and the Mikkans. Personally, that went a little overboard but it did create chaos. But i feel like like Lantis and the seiyuus knows it’s a little too much because Karin and Ai’s outfits were hella modified. Costumes for Muse and Aqours are much longer. I dunno. I need a solid explanation for this. I know sex sells, but I dunno, it’s getting to a point where lewd and LL are now mixing together. Or I could also be perverted thinking like this and I also want to mention that I’m not bashing ppl that do lewd them either. It’s just now I’m like, I respect y’all but now it’s hard for me to avoid it if that makes sense.
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No.603753

>>603752
those aren't idols

No.603754

>>603753
are you an idiot? that's not the point nobody asked whether they are idols or not

No.603756

dont get how an idolfriend is supposed to understand an image that has nothing to do with idols

No.603757

don't budge in other people's conversations you're not the center of the universe you know

No.603763

Hello I love cute idols too
Where does that pussy?
The hey cute good touch wet warm cute pussies
Let's rape that pussy!


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No. 562999 [Reply]

otamin how do I stop falling in love with random utaites?
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No.603693

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crying she literally won't stop losing weight
she's now too weak to even light a lighter with one hand
otamin do something she's starving

No.603695

nice twig

No.603697

>>603693
reproduction is prohibited

No.603698

>>603697
I CAN'T BREED

No.603761

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Even Fatsuri said that she looks sickly these days.

She should share some burgs with her.


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No. 603746 [Reply]

After working near battered tradesmen covered in oil and grime I look at myself in the restroom mirror and see my freshly shaven tretinoin soaked face and perfectly wavy long hair after two nights of not washing it and realize that no man has any business being so beautiful

No.603748

you are what they call a metrosexual

with love,
a person that read the wikipedia page on metrosexuals yesterday


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No. 603399 [Reply]

uh oooooooooooooooooooooooh
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No.603740

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wow, a pekoshuba collab and a shiraken collab?
What a horrible night to have a job.

No.603741

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRFKkmsDpuw
proof that they're dating

No.603744

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This manga is literally about koyo.

No.603745

sweesway did a damage control stream

No.603747

>>603744
Nice furryghana.
Nice ESL.

Get out.


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No. 603659 [Reply]

which one ae you?
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No.603675

>>603673
you could just say the shocked pikachu one

No.603694

me left

No.603700

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No.603734

I'm on the right. Always on the right.

No.603736

>>603675
Had to look up what this meant. Thanks for the crash course in teenology, now suck my cock.


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