[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]

/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1726345543044.png (1.6 MB, 1188x1700, 113576512_p0.png)

No. 631881 [Reply]

i want to see her fuck and then get discarded and ran through like a fucking whore trash

No.631882

what is this deviant art shite

No.631883

love a good shite



File: 1726209544758.jpg (203.37 KB, 900x1273, 8f473fb74d14a23c311d68a001….jpg)

No. 631789 [Reply]

time for the bimonthly neckbeard and donut shave
sigh

No.631790

ching chong

No.631833

File: 1726289654776.jpg (96.47 KB, 1280x720, inspecting the shitting st….jpg)

things i did today in my boring life blog

woke, dressed and had breakfast of instant coffee and plain biscuits
removed bed sheets and washed and hung out
moved the van and loaded it with the old tv the old dishwasher and bags of rubbish
threw out a few things in my room (old computer cables, ide dvd drive, toy rc helicopter)
drove to the dump and got rid of the items managed to smack myself in the neck with a piece of metal when hurling the dishwashing machine onto the scrap pile
went into town to buy a small fan and laundry detergent
went home and put floor sleeping stuff out to air but it started raining
vacuumed room intensely lost my shit at the power head for the vacuume as it was malfunctioning after i had dissembled it and reassembled it in order to correct the malfunction
informed mom brashly that a new vacuume was needed because this one was a pos which im to blame for because i bought it
removed dust from surfaces in room and put things back where they were
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.



File: 1686721153074.jpg (113.17 KB, 850x778, sad anime girl.jpg)

No. 592729 [Reply]

i cant take this anymore just let me die
33 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.631760

>>631756
its pathetic and gross you can do more than enough with your penis and fingers the only reason a girl would ask you to go down on her like that is as a test to gauge how much power she has over you

No.631762

yeah i know what you mean i prefer to eat something a little more… solid, you know? something that really fills you up

No.631765

File: 1726159929805.png (295.77 KB, 640x613, 1369034253515.png)


No.631766

>>631760
ill keep that in mind for when i get a gf

No.631818

>>631760
Gaia gets so fucking angry when anyone dares to utter that they don't like eating pussy, let alone mention that they think it's gross and submissive as fuck



File: 1630204167873.jpg (121.08 KB, 1280x720, Jahy-sama wa Kujikenai! - ….jpg)

No. 547674 [Reply]

Where did the norms hurt you

No.547696

File: 1630229026232.png (295.09 KB, 620x660, 16297628521600.png)

here

No.631770

I made a post and was sent here to the past and I have brought this back with me

No.631771

le monkey face

No.631805

elliot died over a decade ago



File: 1685134130008.png (880.62 KB, 810x833, 1675724791135141.png)

No. 591735 [Reply]

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens.
3 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

No.591765

File: 1685202998911.gif (542.21 KB, 343x469, 1684670201513.gif)

No Friday night stream, still no gn. Asshole.

No.595263

File: 1690887591149.jpg (97.8 KB, 965x965, 1690650889690.jpg)

The prescription says to not take more than 1 pill per day. I think I accidentally took 2. I'm in the uncharted waters now.

No.595264


No.631793

File: 1726233214805.jpg (1.22 MB, 1800x1791, 1726113949337.jpg)

I wonder how the aliens see our classical philosophy. Take for example "Cogito ergo sum" or as you know it in English "I think therefore I am" which to the aliens must seem like "grug hungry grug eat huehue"

No.631797

spam



File: 1725932531161.png (2.06 MB, 2200x3000, illust_121876359_20240909_….png)

No. 631581 [Reply]

6 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

No.631662

>>631599
Who is this owgirl you keep posting about

No.631664

tulpas are so passé

No.631667

The mysterious owlgirl

No.631678

File: 1726082677959.jpg (181.49 KB, 850x1247, sample_this_homo.jpg)


No.631734

>>631667
i like owls saw a cool owl shirt I might get



File: 1726101375198.jpg (283.82 KB, 827x1200, 455707595_462316036773863_….jpg)

No. 631707 [Reply]

kamala owned trump last night
4 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.631715

File: 1726104765028.jpg (657.53 KB, 3840x2160, 1726006738036554.jpg)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-jiH6IgvjM

Haitians refugees eating pets because they dropped 20k of them into a 60k city in Ohio is my favorite political talking point in years.
Also modern trump is way more grounded. I miss when he'd bring up actual conspiracies of just total nonsense like Ted Cruz's dad being the zodiac killer at debates and had less ties to normal repub policy.

No.631717

dumb politic spam

No.631719

this thread is gay

get it?

No.631721

>>631718
You know why
I'd also like to add that it's kind of odd that the Otamin permits slurs such as wop and guinea but strictly enforces against so much as mentioning a certain race of desert people known for their shrewd economic prowess.

No.631722

File: 1726107930983.jpg (144.57 KB, 1400x594, sample-46f33673ddb693cd4d2….jpg)

>>631721
Overwatch doesn't permit "wop"

Some guy literally had "wop" in his username, I typed his name, and it auto-censored it and I got an automated "abusive text chat" message next time I logged in.

I hope they realize "wop" hasn't been used seriously for like the better part of a decade + I'm 40% Italian.



File: 1726104269283.png (318.58 KB, 786x1117, caa9d5ba8c5d7ce5e1f21ca9a2….png)

No. 631714 [Reply]

trump owned kamala last night


File: 1726009291903.jpg (29.13 KB, 373x272, 1726004078589109.jpg)

No. 631640 [Reply]

https://litter.catbox.moe/acuzmu.mp4

How does otamin defend this?
7 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

No.631653

what a scary video had to turn it off after ten seconds

No.631656

>>631653
don't be afraid it's an acting demo tape

No.631659

File: 1726042805774.gif (3.72 MB, 500x302, 1725903239600.gif)

this is how it went

No.631668

>>631649
the women won't give us sex so if they get raped by lower inhib brutish men then its not my problem

No.631713

>>631656
can't watch scary movies either don't see how this is any different



File: 1660333691750.jpeg (845.26 KB, 2400x820, 100295796_p0.jpeg)

No. 572123 [Reply]

Okay girls all together now on the count of three!
One… two…
6 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.572134

>>572130
boys dont look like that in real life, your fine.

No.572136

you're*

No.609568

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

No.609569

I saw a beautiful femboy the other day it took me several seconds to figure out what sex he was but he took of his hoodie and the slightly broader than female shoulders gave it away. I wish I looked like him but the risk of being buggered at all times must be scary.

No.631691

ripped a stinky one



File: 1725251458601.png (370.11 KB, 1625x1339, untitled.png)

No. 630861 [Reply]

"…A rizzler's last thoughts should be of Ohio." - Otamin
2 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

No.630865

File: 1725251895888.jpg (83.24 KB, 850x863, 1725207245471341.jpg)

You're a bit late for the brainrot-speak meme, bro thinks he's part of the team :skull:

No.630866

>>630865
just watched episode 12 again 2 hours ago and wondered how she got beer at a school festival but then realized she must have just snuck it in like the lawbreaker she is

No.631522

back inside the cave little cuck

No.631523

erm what the ligma

No.631658

File: 1726042642121.jpg (79.04 KB, 1000x1546, 1725773052016.jpg)

Instant regret after I shaved off my goatee. Gonna grow a new one.



File: 1725929467100.jpg (296.71 KB, 614x704, 1725916350171131.jpg)

No. 631578 [Reply]

>hee hee hee hoo hoo ha you've been gnomed! pussy pussy pussy LOL *posts picture of shitty hentai or Homer Simpson smoking weed*
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

No.631625

idgi

No.631626


No.631632

why can't that retard die already

No.631634

hes pasted

No.631647

File: 1726015824028.gif (126.23 KB, 351x398, be59c0ff4750b35a53359ebdc5….gif)




Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362]
[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]