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No. 644534 [Reply]

yasuna futanari
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No.644764

faggots

No.644862

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switched to gunblade

No.645012

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No.645052

>>645019
sexy

No.647395

switched to white mage



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No. 583207 [Reply]

I'm a fictosexual. That word means I'm only attracted to people who are fictional. And it means I'm a member of the LGBTQIAF+ commune.
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No.647390

I'm fictosexual too message me. I play video games and don’t have a job and I also like anime. I also have adhd and depression and anxiety. If you want to snap my snap is zach_rambo23
I’m looking to chat and stuff even though I’m terrible at it
Looking to be stuffed and get bigger
I live with my dad and stuff so I prefer not goin to my house if able.

No.647392

dadbrag

No.647393

cant imagine not having a dad jbw

No.647394

i thought about it recently and realised that dad held out on marrying mom for 15 years long after my birth i wonder if they were considering abortion

No.647475

dua lipa



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No. 561193 [Reply]

why is noel like this?
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No.637296

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sugee

No.643193

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maki piano

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No.643363

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>>630729
shes having of a sex week with her boyfriend who isnt me again

No.647391

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uhh



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No. 647380 [Reply]

The music that we make will heal all our mistakes and lead us.

No.647387

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loved the highlander soundtrack



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No. 631441 [Reply]

sika sika sika nokotan kono nokosan  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVHovAPo6R0
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No.631446

what they didn't have iPhones in japan in 2014?

No.647324

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its an important message

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No.647377

remember when he made a thread on jp and jannies got him

No.647386

>>647377
Pepperidge Farms remembers



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No. 560576 [Reply]

pinku
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No.644480

dont think thats true

No.644481

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my power donut is growing out nicely

No.647320

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mo pinku

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No.647384

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>>644481
this guy is stretching his butthole!



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No. 549635 [Reply]

The norms stole my ability to smile now when I try to fake one in the mirror I look like I've got gas
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No.647306

>>647305
tried smiling at the grocery store cashier again but she hasn't said awesome possum again in months

No.647315

she probably thinks you're a creep now because she was expecting you'd hit on her later but instead you wussed out and she sensed the cel on you

No.647367

>>647306
There's this cute asian girl with a tight ass that works at taco bell near me. She's always so nice to me; great smile and voice. I'm way out of her league. I would have made moves if I was asian.

No.647368

The normans took everything from me, even my doggie.



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No. 647352 [Reply]

If I have a memory of somebody that never existed… did they really?

As I recall the first chapter was me overlooking a map of what looked like Eurasia but it wasn't. It wasn't even Earth. There was a mass extinction event but a good amount of people survived and the map was showing peoples' movements up north. It led me to being stuck on a big boat, it was very posh so it could have been a cruise ship. Some time later it became infected too and most people disappeared but my boss, Max, and Maria, his assistant, remotely guided me through the turmoil. I had to run away and hide from giant disfigured dolls all around the ship's cramped hallways and decks.

I found myself back in school. For some reason I held myself back for several years doing my senior year over and over but always ended with a passing grade. Yet another spring. We were on a bus with the whole class going on a field trip. After the trip the bus was attacked by an unnamed gang but we thought them back. Getting a little fuzzy on this part. Maria was on the bus too.
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No.647357

nice chatgpt storytime

No.647358

spam

No.647359

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Maria's sister and her had a little chat. At some point the conversation then stopped being in German and she asked for a cup of tea. She noted that the tea was "scented" and said it was good. The receptionist summoned me to the lobby to meet her. Her sister was happy to see me and asked me how Maria was. She joined us later and I proposed we go to a a little sky patio in the cliffside overseeing the town I had built earlier. Actually it had nothing to do with the cliff or caves or rocks because it was an area high up in the sky and you could see everything from up there. We got there using the miniature railroad. I decorated the place in other worldly ornaments reminiscent of the sky world the sisters were from. Maria seemed deeply upset by it but her sister managed to retain her composure and still tried to appear happy. I woke up at the thought of potentially having to lose my friend soon.

No.647360

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Wanting to be a girl is completely normal on /jp/. I myself want to be a small doll in form of a cute girl instead, and to have a gentle elder sister figure who'd take care of me. My onee-sama would be elegant and perfect, but she'd have the misfortune of being born with an inhumanly large penis in addition to her normal, feminine genitalia. As her self-proclaimed younger sister, I'd take it upon myself to relieve her of her frequent erections, but as I'd be a doll about a third a human's height, proper intercourse would be difficult and I'd have to take some extra steps.

No.647361

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As a doll, my body would be rather cold to the touch, so in order to best please my onee-sama, I'd rise early in the morning and take a bath first. While doing so, I'd carefully fill what passes for my salivary glands with water and Barthol in's/Skene's glands with lubricants, since I cannot produce saliva and vaginal fluids. The warm water would heat my small body quickly, and soon I'd dry myself, wear suitable clothes for the occasion (I'd probably dress in gothloli) and join my onee-sama (who probably would've just woken up) in bed before my plastic bo dy cools down. Of course, had I been human, my small body wouldn't be able to take my onee-sama's impossibly large penis, but as a doll, I would have no anatomical limitations and where my vagina should have been, there would be a long, thin slit reaching up to my belly button. I'd have none of the meat curtains and ho rrid-smelling native fauna that plague 3D vaginas, instead my insides would only have soft plastic walls, perfectly tight and ready to take in my onee-sama's thick, warm seed.



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No. 639203 [Reply]

I am OWED. A Gothic Lolita gf. (*  ̄︿ ̄)
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No.647301

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No.647302

erm these pics aren't sfw

No.647350

>>647301
OMEGA CUTE bonnet. ヾ(•ω•`)o



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No. 561611 [Reply]

Springtime is here. Make sure to keep your doors and windows closed because the bugs that were hibernating all winter will now be searching for food and mates.
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No.646414

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waaa~
i killed again~

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No. 540862 [Reply]

If sweets are bad for you then why do they taste so good?
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No.640706

ate 161 grams of sugar today

No.640707

sickening

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No. 647266 [Reply]

How come every time you guys say Happy Birthday to some anime girl there are pictures of her being raped
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No.647272

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maybe its your sensory deprivation

No.647286

the bday rapist

No.647287

>>647269
crying

No.647298

wish i was cute enough to get raped

No.647300

>>647298

I can fix you up to be cute, babe.



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