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No. 638162 [Reply]

Can somebody please for the love of God just tell him why the images are untitled so he stops asking
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No.638899

>>638895
he left because he didn't want to post on the same board with a creepy weirdo like you

No.638939

>>638860
Keep seething.

No.639095

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>>638860
Except they were

No.639096

uhh haha

No.639230

you think he'll bump it again



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No. 545072 [Reply]

Do you get mad when you're watching dog on girl porn and the girl clearly sucks at it (which is like 90% of the time)? I would make a way better bitch than you, your pussy can't even hold a knot for more than ten seconds so you can't give him any real pleasure, what you think is a full sex session is just foreplay to him, plus, if he's climbing on top of you and jumping back down over and over again, YOU NEED TO ADJUST YOUR POSITION, plus, the fuck do you think you're doing putting socks on his front paws, you entitled slut? Think about it - his weight on top of you is pinning you down, his forelegs are locked around your waist, his teeth are inches from your throat, and the pounding you're taking is paralyzing you from the inside out - every part of this situation was carefully designed by nature to give him total control over you; you are helpless, all you can do is hold still and take it. I don't care how bad he might scratch you, if you put a limit on him beforehand, deciding which bits of the experience he can and can't do, you're subverting a major part of what the whole thing is supposed to be! If its bad enough I can't even fap to it, which rules out the majority of all dog porn, and leaves only the fat middle aged housewives and ugly trannies, who have a better chance of knowing what they're doing. Fucking women ruin everything.
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No.631146

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good boy!

No.639056

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No.639059

love this thread

No.639082

>>631146
dogpilled again *sigh*

No.639083

Never recovered from the dogpill probably never will



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No. 546954 [Reply]

"you've never been on a date!"
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No.638992

baby eagle is in the chute

No.639012

Scared of women because they were mean to me for pretty much the entire duration of my education outside of a few outliers

No.639014

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No.639061

>>639012
they were always nice to me out of pity

No.639068

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>"you've never been on a date!"



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No. 637978 [Reply]

That ship had sailed. Some more sailed right after. Why didn't you board at least one of them?
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No.638156

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your eyes feel heavy

No.638668

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I will BURN MY BREAD

BURN MY BREAD

BURN MY BREAD

https://youtu.be/M8X_GrurJtg

No.638669

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>>638668
This song only plays once in the entire game, and you can end it early.

I remember waiting for it to play the entire game and then when I heard it I shit and cummed my pants.

No.639057

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Got Slurricane #7 S1 seeds, a very famous cannabis cultivar.

Some of the most expensive cannabis seeds you can buy, from InHouse Genetics.

Tired of growing mediocre stuff, and I think genetics is the only thing holding me back I already got a nice DWC setup. I want to grow fire, or maybe they'll herm like Gaia says they will.

No.639058

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No. 639046 [Reply]

my girlfriend likes to carry me around like this


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No. 638821 [Reply]

Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
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No.639017

my only hope is that i might live long enough to witness mankind perish

No.639018

it won't happen in your lifetime if anything

No.639019

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No.639040

>>639019
wow he's cool

No.639042

well yeah hes basically me



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No. 639028 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/t4xra-6RfY0

Can't wait to make this for the next time we play palworld

No.639029

spam

No.639031

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Futaba is still a NEET, you're the only one she trusts in her room. You sit on her bed, and she asks if you want something to eat. While she's gone you take note of the piles of dirty clothes on her bed, smelling like a hamper.

She returns with cup noodles, and slurps them getting salty ramen broth on her face. After eating she jumps on top of you, pushing you into her bed, her hair is greasy and falling on top of you, she puts her face really close to yours, her breath stinks a little, she pushes her tongue into your mouth.

No.639032

spam



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No. 638949 [Reply]

Nya?
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No.638986

>>638983
thanks i had some real gas built up there

No.638991

*squirts poo all over you*

No.639020

i buddyed

No.639024

I sharted

No.639030

never sharted must be an american thing



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No. 638976 [Reply]

facts

No.638977

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High 90s F is completely fine, at least with low humidity.

Southern California is the ONLY place in all of North America with a Mediterranean climate.

That climate is suitable for living outside all year round. Really, it's one of the few places on the entire planet.

No.638993

you just need a site to cope with extremely cold weather, this one has warm background, and changes everyday.
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No.638994

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summer sun summer fun

No.639026

summer fun
summer pussy

No.639027

sussy



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No. 560665 [Reply]

rabbit rabbit
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No.636897

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rabbit rabbit

No.636898

why is it untitled

No.638950

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rabbit rabbit

No.638971

yo what's up with these untitled images

No.638979

playful pussy of girl



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No. 638786 [Reply]

You guys were a bit less retarded today. I'm proud of you.
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No.638797

>>638793
that's cool i plan to try the thing whenever i have motivation to learn a new language too

No.638799

you dont need the know the language to get a workers visa

No.638800

>worker's visa

more like subhuman certificate

No.638801

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No.638975

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Feeling really lemon collie today.



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No. 581196 [Reply]

happy new year ota
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No.638937

quit being a whiny little bitch

No.638938

otamin confirmed for gnfos teentuber we're finished

No.638940

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No.638944

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Duck website

No.638954

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happy new year ota!



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