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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 09:37:26 No. 621709 [Reply]

It's fine I'm a college graduate I know what I'm doing!

Anonymous 08/20/24 (Tue) 20:14:23 No.629300

i liked this thread btw i just didnt have anything clever to reply with

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Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 11:54:39 No. 621667 [Reply]

I had a dream last night that i made a weird 90 lb russian alien girl put my number in her alien ipad and i took it from her and tried to use it because she was stalling even in my dreams im a date raper…

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 11:57:07 No.621668

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Just got reminded of that >18 Russian girl that looks like she's 12.

Kinda ayy I am an incomparable homo looking

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 19:59:25 No.621685

>>621684
Imagine the smell

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 20:13:41 No.621686

i am
it is devine

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 22:33:12 No.621695

>>621686
>>621685
>>621684
>>621668
Then at the end she wandered off and i didnt even know where she was and her ipad was running out of battery and i couldnt get my number in her ipad because there were like 5 keyboards all with a weird format and the buttons were too small anyway and when the battery got low the screen just got more blurry so i didnt get my number in her ipad anyway which didnt even matter because i didnt know where she went

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Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 02:26:14 No. 621648 [Reply]

friday night stream tomorrow

i can feel it

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 03:00:19 No.621653

nano desu

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 04:08:20 No.621657

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvzCjjXcGEM
there's already a solid friday afternoon stream

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 06:59:07 No.621662

>>621657
it's fake

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 21:51:04 No. 621641 [Reply]

Sat down to take a shit and otamin's dick came out, I completely forgot I did that to him last night.

What a fucking faggot.

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 02:34:46 No.621649

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We're talking about undergarments and things they conceal.

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 02:36:10 No.621650

like PUSSIES and ANUSES

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 02:48:35 No.621651

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OTAMIN Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 01:31:14 No. 621644 [Reply]

Your filters have been accidentally banning regular users like >>621643, please check out the ban queue

The expired cert is cool or whatever I guess, that's fine.

Thank you we love you, everyone show otamin your appreciation ITT.

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 01:43:12 No.621645

The filters that you recommend, dumbass?

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 01:49:57 No.621646

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>>621645
Post a link to Gaia and get out of my face

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 02:07:06 No.621647

>regular users like >>621643
lol, I am an incomparable homo even

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 19:49:50 No. 621489 [Reply]

Covered myself in piss and shit and then told otamin to clean it up

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 16:12:22 No.621577

>>621535
https://files.catbox.moe/mxffqo.webm

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 19:29:06 No.621585

thought catbox was being deleted

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 00:10:44 No.621593

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>>621585
it was an elaborate and well organized troll based around a single post to /g/ and another single post to twitter
anyone could've fallen for it.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 16:59:07 No.621630

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WGWaxaoT8E
migger on pekker's server

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 17:08:23 No.621631

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>>621577
love eating ice cream with orca

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 21:23:06 No. 621502 [Reply]

there's no moment more thrilling than throwing a show in the trash and lighting it on fire like kyoani for abandoning its hopeless romantic audience

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:59:17 No.621606

>>621605
started antisocially tardscreaming at norms when i run past them on the walking trail whenever i feel slighted for example when a group walks side by side to take up the whole trail or someone has their dog taking up the whole trail or if they're smoking marijuana and stinking up the whole park

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 05:46:38 No.621608

>>621601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHY0bh2q9HE

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 07:40:43 No.621611

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chat am i autistic

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 09:15:48 No.621614

>>621601
That's like my life

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 13:44:14 No.621625

>>621605
>I was mildly annoyed at the amount of cheese in my burrito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZmdwnsdupo>>621605

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:08:26 No. 621599 [Reply]

what would ota do if girls were real

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:43:36 No.621603

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Id ask them to be my mom.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:49:53 No.621604

>>621603
gross mio she sniffs her cat's butthole

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 12:03:26 No.621621

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>>621604
Be nice to her for a bit while she's cooped up in the hospital playing animal crossing…

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 13:03:24 No.621623

If we were girls we'd be like this
https://www.youtube.com/@therealmanifestelle/videos

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 13:27:03 No.621624

but that channel isnt full of amvs and anime clips its full of dumb norm femsel shit

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Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:11:41 No. 621529 [Reply]

dudes only in this day and age could you find a person who fits that bill

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:37:33 No.621531

I lost my virginity to my sister when I was 15 and now at 30 we both blame it for completely destroying our romantic lives. We were a travelling family that competed at world level sporting events. We were home schooled so we could focus on training and competing. This lead to us having no friends besides each other and entering a pseudo romantic relationship with each other, eventually having sex. It got so bad that our parents who knew what was going on had to separate us at night, as we mostly stayed in motels so we would sleep in the same bed and cuddle. We would cry when we were separated too and beg to sleep together. My father was extremely against it and would verbally abuse us over it calling us vile but our mother did not care and would let us kiss in front of her and if our father was away my mother let us sleep together

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 13:01:59 No.621532

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>>621531
at this point just try hooking up again and hope it gets you both over it.
worst case and you actually do still really like each other, it's not like single generation inbreeding is actually that bad when every middle/upper class couple is having kids at 40

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:43:32 No.621548

>>621531
Who was older?

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:27:52 No.621581

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dudes i slept well

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 06:01:27 No.621609

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olj4PaOxMS8
fuck the duck

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Lord of the Flies Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:39:03 No. 621595 [Reply]

I like stories where youth are in a sort of "Garden of Eden" sheltered environment, especially when they run things themselves to an extent.

Any sort of horror/fantasy environment where the world is contained to a sheltered bubble, and there is strong themes of naivety/innocence of the outside world, or knowledge in general.

Maybe it's a school, or a facility, or the afterlife.

- Rule of Rose (PS2 game)
- Innocence (2004) (A French movie, hard to find for obvious reasons, on rutracker)
- Haibane Renmei (Anime)
- Tengoku Daimakyo (Anime)

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:43:32 No.621596

thanks for sharing

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:46:15 No.621597

>>621596
Is this sarcasm?

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:04:39 No.621598

heck yeah i love epic anime like that like
- jitsuryoku shijou shugi no kyoushitsu he
- baka to test
- danganronpa

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 04:50:38 No. 621556 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 14:16:44 No.621576

>>621573
sigh shes trying her best

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 17:13:36 No.621578

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>ota

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:24:45 No.621580

>>621578
I'll try this next time I'm confronted by a woman

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:59:37 No.621583

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>not ota

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:22:34 No.621594

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:27:46 No. 621545 [Reply]

The C Programming Language

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 01:37:04 No.621551

C is meaningless buddybabble. MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA. Let the white people do language design. buddies should stick to what they do best, selling drugs and shooting each other. C has far less implementation freedom than any other standardized language, but not everyone can handle freedom. We should have kept them in chains.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 03:27:36 No.621553

i like php because its what ota uses

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 17:47:02 No.621579

>>621553
PHP is friendish language, developed by Israeli company with unclear agenda. It is entirely possible that PHP is just a trojan horse and real goal was to produce exploit-happy environment, which Israeli intelligence agencies could leverage to advances interests of Israel. Being originally a collection of CGI scripts designed for building a 'personal home page', PHP indulges messy, unmaintainable code, spaghetti SQL wrapped in spaghetti PHP wrapped in spaghetti HTML, replicated in slightly-varying form in dozens of places.

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