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Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 17:46:11 No. 550960 [Reply]

I pissed on a spider this morning.
It drowned in my piss..

Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 18:01:48 No.550961

One time I was pissing and a fly was buzzing around and I zapped him into the bowl with my stream

Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 18:51:13 No.550962

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spiders are bros
be ashamed of yourself

Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 19:04:17 No.550964

>>550962
I have no shame

>>550961
Nice shot

Anonymous 10/14/21 (Thu) 19:14:33 No.550966

>>550962
yamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Anonymous 07/05/23 (Wed) 14:08:46 No.593909

paste

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Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 17:34:44 No. 591255 [Reply]

burned my tuna

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Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 18:47:29 No.591453

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Raw tuna is surprisingly not tough or chewy, it's like butter

Anonymous 06/23/23 (Fri) 00:57:51 No.593197

burned my tuna again but this time didnt defrost it enough so its simultaneously burned and cold inside

Anonymous 06/23/23 (Fri) 15:54:16 No.593252

>>593197
i hope you didnt eat undercooked fish

Anonymous 06/23/23 (Fri) 16:02:16 No.593253

yeah ate it

Anonymous 07/04/23 (Tue) 13:41:49 No.593875

forgot to turn the stove off after breakfast so the room filled with smoke had to open a window and now cant stop sneezing

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Anonymous 07/04/23 (Tue) 09:31:56 No. 593866 [Reply]

The nostalgic embrace of the good old days, forever elusive, remained but a wistful dream.

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Anonymous 06/29/23 (Thu) 21:15:06 No. 593648 [Reply]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the ota brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "ota" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?

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Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 14:44:31 No.593722

Soul

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 15:22:03 No.593723

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mom is making asagohan gonno feast

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 17:18:29 No.593759

>>593683
More like 2011.

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 17:21:38 No.593761

>yayo
Ramiro is a fag.
he likes yayoi
I am an incomparable homo

Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 13:28:23 No.593825

>>593761
that means cocaine you weirdo
Please excuse my poor English
I am an incomparable homoOOOO

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Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 05:01:04 No. 543261 [Reply]

Cooking breakfast with Chika!

Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 13:40:49 No.543289

rat rat rat rat rat

Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 15:01:03 No.543293

>>543289
fart fart fart fart

Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 19:40:11 No.543310

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>>543289
rin is going rat hunting you better watch out

Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 12:59:28 No.593823

accidentally bought a broken egg

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Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue) 01:15:42 No. 581450 [Reply]

pyon pyon

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Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 21:57:23 No.593798

FUCK

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 23:44:52 No.593804

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Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 02:58:09 No.593811

>>593804
What the

Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 03:20:28 No.593812

cute bunny

Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 04:24:56 No.593815

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bunny and cunny two cute things separated by a single letter

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Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 21:33:45 No. 593779 [Reply]

Been thinking about Siamese twins today, watched some videos.

What happens if one of them is charged with a crime?

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Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 21:41:57 No.593782

why does YHWH do stuff like that whatmin
is this his idea of a joke?

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 21:48:44 No.593797

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https://youtu.be/Vbu_K41efvY

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 22:15:33 No.593801

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>>593782
The beauty of two souls connected so intimately and permanently

The world has a place and purpose for the deformed, macabre and grotesque showcases that remind us of our cursed state, lest the illusion of modern civilization blind us.

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 22:24:26 No.593802

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Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 22:47:55 No.593803

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Anonymous 07/23/21 (Fri) 03:02:12 No. 542849 [Reply]

I made you some fresh, hot tea…

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Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 04:12:22 No.593748

doesnt exist

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 07:47:36 No.593750

>>593739
a prime ban contender

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 14:28:03 No.593754

henris favorite beverage

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 18:42:18 No.593763

he was our friend

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 19:31:02 No.593764

he loved girls

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Anonymous 12/08/21 (Wed) 17:04:21 No. 554725 [Reply]

>Waitress mentions her boyfriend
Well then guess who just lost all hope of getting a tip

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Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 21:30:50 No.593734

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why cant i just look up waitresses on kiwifarms and weird jp sites to see if they have boyfriends when it works just fine with tubers

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 02:10:40 No.593746

>>593699
most your plan if shes wearing jeans idiot

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 02:19:26 No.593747

I have literally never not even once had a waitress mention a boyfriend.

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 04:43:54 No.593749

most of them cant hold down one cause most restaurant employees are just a commune of drug addicts that are all flipping each other

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 12:28:47 No.593751

>>593747
thats because this never happened.

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Anonymous 02/01/23 (Wed) 16:47:37 No. 585308 [Reply]

IT'S TIME

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Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 10:31:45 No.593716

refuse to believe that crabs exist in real life, there is no way these creatures are real

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 13:04:05 No.593717

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Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 14:01:23 No.593720

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>>593716
>>593717
kani exists you fools

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 01:05:22 No.593743

>>593716
THEY ARE REAL I HAVE SEEN THEM BEFORE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE WALK SIDEWAYS. THAT IS MOST LIKELY A MYTH LIKE THE HOLOCAUST.

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 01:27:41 No.593744

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>>593743

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Anonymous 06/29/23 (Thu) 04:45:10 No. 593616 [Reply]

There's no understanding anymore. Just nonsense and frustration.
I'm not interested in life, tear up those sparkling dreams.
My brain is empty, vacant, disgusting and rotten. I don't know I'm just tired.
We're cursed, cold, dark… Krazy. I don't know how to prove I exist.
Ambiguity? Little by little my brain is dead. Happiness? Little by little, loneliness is my therapist. Love? Little by little, frozen. Vanished. End?..

If I could smile by your side I'd never be sad, there's no way. I'd sweep aside a thousand wrongs, walking to the future until dawn comes.
Reincarnation, memories of previous life forgotten, a story of wiping out all regrets.

Struggling and exposed, I'll push forward.

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Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 03:57:00 No.593707

>>593704
erokawaii

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 04:09:06 No.593708

>>593707
stop

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 04:43:08 No.593709

>>593704
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/xohz2nya.mp3

erokawaii EROKAWAII 07/01/23 (Sat) 13:48:03 No.593719

>>593708
erokawaii

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 19:25:12 No.593730

>>593616
same

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Anonymous 06/11/23 (Sun) 17:38:02 No. 592519 [Reply]

Born to idle.

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Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri) 22:46:25 No.593690

norms will pay with their blood

Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri) 23:13:42 No.593691

test

Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri) 23:19:00 No.593694

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>Can't use Twitter without an account now
>Nitter still works but who knows for how long
>Google is killing Invidious, shutdown yewtu.be through their host just today
>Everything requires a phone number
>Search engines suck, only show articles
>All discussion is centralized to major social media sites and apps not indexed by search engines
>Corporate AI turbo jannies making sure all content is sanitized and approved

"Enshittification"

The digital realm is one where we can completely defeat corporations and governments with encryption, decentralization, and open source, we just choose not to.

Hopefully we will have a digital renaissance of platforms that require no login at all.

Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri) 23:39:30 No.593697

>>593694
it's actually amazing how much friendgle's quest for milking more profits have filled their searches with ads you have to go to page 2 to find real responses now

Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 00:27:34 No.593701

>>593697
The friends am I right bro good thing I'm high IQ and enough of an independent thinker to hate an ethnicity

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