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No. 576922 [Reply]

caught the sick
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No.577258

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wish mom didnt leave while i feel like this

No.577259

maybe i could be your mom for a while

No.577268

>>577258
crying for bunmin

No.577272

love my mommy

No.620037

T will they have stealth missions in hell



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No. 619984 [Reply]

feeling sleepy…

No.620006

sleepy pussy….

No.620008

he loved raping unconscious pussies

No.620013

nice slammable tits

No.620033

the titty slammer



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No. 619990 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

No.620007

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>Line up smaller horse fossil to larger horse fossil

This is le… evolution?

I can't believe people have just lined up different fossilized animals in a row, always (no exceptions) with massive gaps, claim they turned into one another, and the vast majority of the general public accepts this garbage as science.

No.620027

>>620007
Makes more sense than a magical man in the sky who watches everything we do

No.620028

thats basically otamin

No.620030

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No. 620022 [Reply]

Start doing this.

No.620023

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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?

No.620025

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The circle of life never ends.

When a whale dies, it sinks to the bottom of the ocean and creates a phenomenon called a “whale fall”. Through several stages of decomposition, the whale’s body provides food for all the living beings hidden at the bottom of the ocean, from scavengers like sharks to opportunists like crabs. There are plenty of valuable nutrients for everyone in this newly formed “oasis”. The ecosystem this event creates can last for years before the nutrients run out. Finally, the whale’s skeleton reaches its “reef” stage, where suspension feeders use its hard surface to attach themselves. It stays there as a monument and a reminder that even though a life coming to an end is sad, in nature it never goes in vain. Because the end of one cycle is also the beginning of many new ones.

No.620026

>>620025
Death and consuming other animals for life is not beautiful it's cursed.



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No. 620015 [Reply]

Why are people nowadays so obsessed with making everything so political?
Like seriously is there anything that has not been corrupted and ruined by culture war weirdos yet

No.620017

Oh, like you’re doing now?

No.620018

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>>620017
Lol is this a reference to the Moot copypasta



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No. 619439 [Reply]

>ota
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No.619921

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>>619894
Living is hard if you have to do things. I could understand someone committing suicide merely because they're tired of going to work/school and just want to relax.

https://youtu.be/_QlG_-FIrrM

Check out this vindaloo sauce this Indian chef made. It looks delicious sar, and very spicy, Indian cuisine is the best there is.

No.619938

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You know I was just sitting in a plane, possibly the most boringest of activities, and I've had some time to think and see things clearly. What I was really able to understand is that no matter what I do be it work or leisure, I only do it to pass time before I die.

My range of emotions spans from completely indifferent to moderately irritated. I don't have a real goal, plan or direction. There is no purpose to me being employed other than not even fearing but knowing that I'll no longer have money which I don't need. And I get a fair share of free time between work, several weeks, that I don't know what to do with anyway. Can't blame it on depression because it looks more like a flat line to me I simply see no value in my own life.

No.619939

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Others too if you ask. You can't impress me with your income, hobbies and enthusiasm I already see it as filler. The only difference is that there are people who can see that distinction and those who choose to pretend it's not true.

I didn't say anything novel. Sometimes this thing becomes a little too poignant to shrug off.

No.619978

ive never lived anywhere with real snow
it snowed once more than a decade ago just a couple cm if that and was extremely rare

No.620005

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love snow wish it snowed every day



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No. 619995 [Reply]

It is literally OVER. hentai game companies have been shutting down due to loss of revenue.

No.619997

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If only we had a globalized electronic digital currency that was immune to government surveillance and laws.

(We did before crypto KYC laws in 2017)

No.620001

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Maybe you should stop trying to use your money to purchase things your masters dont personally approve of.



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No. 552377 [Reply]

I went to the dollar store to buy a spray bottle and as I was standing in line a foid walked right in front of me like I didn't exist (when your smv is sub 5 they normally can't perceive you). The woman started scanning her and I said no no no you can't just jump in line like that and the cashier said oh but she was already in line and I said oh so what I'm able to stand in line then come back 3 hours later and get my place? and the foid said just let him go since in he's in such a god damned hurry and I said you need to get the fuck over yourself bitch and then she started saying I need to learn how to treat foids and I said I don't give a damn what's between your legs. Then the foid started talking big about punching me or something and I turned and I flared my full cel aura and said DO IT THEN and about 7 foids standing there shit themselves and the supervisor told me to leave and I said oh you let her stand there and curse at me but as soon as I respond in kind oh no that's not ok because it's a woman and she started to realize her hypocrisy and said I should be better like it's my duty to kneel to the foids and "be better" by letting them have their way at my expense.

But yeah it felt good to knock one down a peg just a few billion to go.
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No.552496

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>>552494
>when your smv is sub 5 they normally can't perceive you
I wasn't even talking about this thread but yes actually they did. The rest of your post just sounds paranoiac. Which is a legitimate problem, just like any other mental illness. I don't want to take that away from you. But the first step in overcoming your disorder may be self awareness.

No.552498

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No.568647

pasted

No.568648

>>552496
Reject and bully others and then wonder why they are paranoid about your oversocialized cattle hostility. It's the norm way

No.619986

PREDICTABLE



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No. 619859 [Reply]

>Cute Mercy on my team sends me friend request after the match
>She's a real girl (I heard her say something really softly on mic)
>Accept friend request
>"You're cute but I can't stand being close to other people"
>Unfriend before she can reply and close the game

Sigh… I don't want to disappoint her or say goodbye so I don't even start.
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No.619961

I have sex with girls (not)

No.619963

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Hello yes I would like a grimoire that tells me how to get a lady friend, please.

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No.619981

f

No.619982

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>>619980
oh? what made her say that?



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No. 619965 [Reply]

Took a massive shit on the floor and hid it so that my mom would step in it and slip. Dumb bitch smacked her head on the tile floor and is in the ER now.

No.619966

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My mom was literally just telling me she thinks kids who shit in weird places are sexually messed up, gave an example of someone we know who trooned out, and said something about Freud

This is actually very out of character for her

No.619967

I'm sexually messed up

No.619968

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>>619966
fascinating

No.619969

>>619966
she recalled a memory from your childhood back when you were still too young to have a functioning memory

No.619970

>>619966
I used to shit my pants when I was like 10



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No. 619902 [Reply]

I finally got the 4f-mph and it didnt really do anything to me, it just felt like caffeine for about a couple hours or so.
It's so over. I can't be helped at all. I'll never be fixed.
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No.619937

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>>619933
die blank name

No.619945

test

No.619954

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No.619955

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No.619979

brand new day
~27 mg today let's see what happens
was gonna go for 35-40 but got scared by the psychonaut page



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No. 543261 [Reply]

Cooking breakfast with Chika!
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No.543310

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>>543289
rin is going rat hunting you better watch out

No.593823

accidentally bought a broken egg

No.619717

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finally cooking breakfast again for the first time in weeks no more mcdonalds for me

No.619816

o

No.619953

how hard can it be milk cereal done



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