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No. 550798 [Reply]

"Exercitus sine duce corpus est sine spiritu."

— Ancient /ota/ proverb
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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam.

the Roman statesman Cato the Elder would always end his speeches with some variation of this expression even if he had not been discussing Carthage in the speech.

There needs to be a VN heroine ending every other sentence with this. Fuck your daze and desuwa and gozaru, I want to see some little girl going "Onii-chan, I love you… Furthermore, I think Carthage must be destroyed. "


That must have been like their version of forum signatures




Furthermore, I think Israel must be destroyed.


Aeneas-kun should have just stayed with Dido-chan…

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No. 547062 [Reply]

I'm here to statusmaxx



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No. 537120 [Reply]

Ota is like nintendo. It was most people’s first spinoff and in its classic era it maintained almost constant high quality. Nowadays it’s more hit or miss but the hits are still great despite it being far behind other spinoffs technology-wise.

Nen is like playstation, a unique but somewhat sanitized platform with plenty of exclusives. They get ported to other spinoffs occasionally but that usually takes some time. An overall polished but standard-level spinoff experience.

/what/ is like sega since whatmin gave up early after realizing he can’t compete.

Pissu is like xbox since it brings nothing to the table despite the advanced board software. The threads there are boring ports of threads from other spinoffs or weak exclusives that will be ported to gnfos eventually.

And gnfos, obviously, is pc master race.

Bunbunmaru would be atari or something. Old shit no one ever really cared about, was so shitty in fact that it crashed the spinoff market until ota arrived on the scene.

Hima could be likened to arcade games. Good for fast paced dopamine hits and it isn’t really affected that much by how the other spinoffs are doing.
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wonder if this friend is gone forever too


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>the Two Ton Terror of Tallahassee


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gaming at the otarcade


Please stick it in me

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No. 539394 [Reply]

They're about to keep it real…
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Is this the funpost thread?

I found this comment on youtube and thought it was an appalling look into the mind of an illiterate low-IQ middle aged white woman Who Types Like This.


so apalled


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Just what is supposed to be fun about this post?


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prepate to be appalled

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No. 550718 [Reply]

Selfie for the lncels
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male virginity doesn't exist or if you're a girl theres ways to do that without breaking the hymen


Uh then why are the norms telling me to die for being cel


you've watched anime right it's one of those wacky misunderstandings


I still have a Venom t-shirt, wanna check?


Ppl are telling you to die because you're a low IQ teen, not because you failed in what most people easily succeed.

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No. 550740 [Reply]

I want to make mapo tofu, I tried some not-too-authentic dish from a local Chinese restaurant and liked it but it wasn't even spicy.

Was still delicious. But Please excuse my poor English the ingredients are so rare and don't really trust the quality of American suppliers for doubanjiang and douchi.

At least it seems you can order good sichuan peppercorns.


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omg im gonna mapo tofu


Grow up you hopeless weeb.


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Mapo tofu is a Chinese dish even if it is popular in Japan


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No. 550680 [Reply]

i want attention
give me attention
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What if you are universally known as a cum guzzling slut?


Better than being unknown


got some glue on my hand and had to sand off my fingerprint


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I've been drinking 100% unsweetened cocao powder

It's a nice stimulant. Makes you feel a little bit wired up with no downsides. Goes good with cannabis.


sounds scary hope your okay

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No. 550467 [Reply]

Been thinking about the Steam Dreck

Also Evangelion Rebuild 4 came out on bluray in August and I didn't even know, I need to rewatch all 3 then 4

Did you know that just last week EAC and Battleye released Wine/Proton support for their anti-cheats? Not that I want their malware on my computer to play Forknife garbage anyway, but that's pretty big and it covers the weakest spot of game compatibility for Linux.

Volvo has been in over-drive trying to get 99% of all Windows games working on Linux by December, and they're not that far off.

See I told you that by 2030 the majority of people left using PCs will be running Linux. Compatibility with legacy software made for Windows won't be an issue. The future is mini-ITX Linux systems, with a spot for two 3.5" drives.
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meow meow otachis are talking to themselves again


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My old shitty wireless mouse broke and I got myself a brand new MX518 for 20% off it was literally the last one they had in the store. I hate wireless. Never had any trust in this technology.

But I just realized I need to once again cycle 3 miles one way just to get a mousepad because I don't want to ruin this divine mouse so quickly. I have not used a mousepad since 2008. I wonder if I will discover something new about mousepads now that I am an adult.


Mousepads are great, even the cheap ones are really good nowadays. Also deskmats look sick, I have 3 of them and they weren't expensive either


wish the boobie mousepad store was only 3 miles away instead of 3000


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>I am an adult.

Arrested development failure to launch manbaby permanent teenager

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No. 550652 [Reply]

The /ota/ sleepover.

You are not invited.
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a more apt visual representation of the jp sphere would be if every spinoff bar what and hima was represented by a desiccated corpse while what would just be a tombstone and hima a morbidly obese man in a visibly overflowing diaper


So what you're saying is that hima is flipping pasted


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Sigh… Sad but true… Maybe it's time to leave /jp/ for good…


You have to stick around until uma musume 3 airs

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No. 550587 [Reply]

Hard times create strong men
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Are you wizarding age yet


27 theres no way i can let myself be a virgin any longer i was a chadlet growing up


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happy birthday otamin!


It's over


buon compleanno oatmaestro

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No. 550597 [Reply]

printing printing printing


translate it weebs


guys we need to form an alliance and try to take down the potato industry with smear campaigns

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No. 550639 [Reply]

Who touhou girls become so huge in the comics !? Merry aka yukariyakumo is 6ft tall in silent blue and she was shorter than watatsuki (big sister) and the Young sister Yorihime was taller than her big sister in ft tall Which makes her the tallest human thing in TouhouProject

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