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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 21:59:41 No. 617515 [Reply]

>be me
>5'11 220 lbs
>30% body fat chubby male
>ok apirl 1st, i will begin a water fast
>tell my mom
>it's april 1st now
>begin water fast
>mom is baking scones after ordering pizza for lunch
why. why is my mom sabotaging my weight loss like this?

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Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 01:07:16 No.617538

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbYoyMZF_m8

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 01:28:18 No.617540

>>617536
hinagiku pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxKPkuhItQo

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 01:41:57 No.617543

>>617536
that would be me

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 01:54:11 No.617544

never thought about my weight simply eat when i feel like it and have always been twig

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:07:05 No.617545

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down 45 pounds since December gonno try and lose 50 more

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 18:13:34 No. 617493 [Reply]

blasted a massive load of shit on the wall just letting otamin know so that he can clean it up

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 18:48:24 No.617496

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>gnfos

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 19:36:48 No.617501

>>617496
if he already knows why pray at all

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 21:17:02 No.617508

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>>617501
It seems to me that God wants acknowledgment.

That passage was literally Jesus speaking FYI.

To me it seems to imply that God even showed some positive regard to pagan worshipers, perhaps because they were still worshiping a "creator" and some concept of "God".

Better than atheist nihilists am I right? Fuck those guys.

He clearly didn't like how verbose their prayers and rituals were though, or their nonsense "Gods".

This is likely the entire purpose of him choosing a group of people (Hebrews), taking them out of slavery in Egypt, and helping them take over the Levant and ridding it of pagan theologies. Surely there was human mistakes made along the way, but if they didn't, we wouldn't know God today, just those nonsense pagan beliefs and disorder.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 21:32:36 No.617509

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>>617508
More like long prayers at the dinner were annoying some king so he had that added in.

If a god really existed then ota wouldn't.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 21:37:12 No.617511

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Cup of coffee, sir?

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Anonymous 03/29/24 (Fri) 00:12:35 No. 617066 [Reply]

‎

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 02:08:00 No.617364

i will NEVER forgive you

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 02:09:53 No.617365

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>>617363
LOSER

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 02:14:40 No.617366

knew a bengali guy in high school who could pull it off but hes apparently in prison for stalking some girl we went to middle school with across the country and trying to kidnap her at gunpoint

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 02:32:48 No.617367

>>617363
own3d

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 15:34:24 No.617484

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>All routers are down or won't exit – choosing a doomed exit at random.

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 13:03:09 No. 617476 [Reply]

started laughing to myself when i was buying this brand of dog food because i kept thinking about otamin's wordfilter

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 13:09:02 No.617477

We buried mom's dog yesterday
She was almost 17 years old

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 13:09:18 No.617478

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 13:13:51 No.617479

>>617477
i'm sorry for your loss

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 14:55:18 No.617482

Did the same whenever T would talk about battle buddies in shartstone.

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Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed) 17:00:44 No. 553792 [Reply]

goodnight ota

Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed) 17:28:57 No.553797

sleep tight eat shite

Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed) 17:33:30 No.553798

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Kanatas sleepiness spread to the other third years!!

Anonymous 11/29/21 (Mon) 03:57:13 No.554142

feelin sleepy

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 13:27:58 No.617481

sleepy pussies

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 19:07:32 No. 617418 [Reply]

new ova is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8bouGn23Qc

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 20:52:46 No.617427

>>617420
jerked it to that picture when it was first posted to pixiv but jerked it to many more pictures of aura

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 23:05:33 No.617432

aura died after like 1 episode what the flip

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 23:17:48 No.617438

yeah but it was a sexy death

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 02:57:45 No.617456

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>>617427

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:01:40 No.617457

>>617456
not interested in chinese art

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 19:43:32 No. 617423 [Reply]

Happy trans visibility day, ota!

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 00:03:41 No.617446

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>>617443
10

I know, my pattern recognition skills are off the chart

5 * 1 + 1 = 6
6 * 2 + 2 = 14
7 * 3 + 3 = 24
1 * 5 + 5 = 10

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 00:13:41 No.617447

That really is the kind of question they have on professionally administered IQ tests.

They give you a bunch of "math problems" to see if you can see a pattern, I imagine if someone is too dumb to grasp this concept they just get every single answer wrong, they're too stupid to fundamentally understand the concept of the problem and it's not really fair.

They also try to see if you can turn shapes in your head.

These two types of questions were almost the entirety of the test from what I remember.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 00:16:47 No.617448

they didnt ask questions like that when i was tested as a kid they did the shapes thing though

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 00:24:38 No.617449

yeah iq test are just the pattern recognition shape shit

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 00:27:32 No.617450

>>617443
also im guessing this is one of those interaction bait ones with multiple solutions
the first pattern i saw was the previous sum added with the new sum
so 1+5=6 take the 6 and add it to the 2+6 to get 14 take the 14 and add it to 3+7 and so on

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 01:38:46 No. 617359 [Reply]

You ever just shitty Everylong acoustic cover female nose piercing big glasses

https://youtu.be/7BdRaWuaR38

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 01:40:27 No.617360

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37 year old woman plays Stickerbrush Symphony on piano (literally everyone on Earth likes this song)

https://youtu.be/i5UUI2XYzCE

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 01:40:45 No.617361

Vibin to this at 3AM. A night well spent I say.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 02:40:00 No.617369

>>617360
I didn't like that song.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 03:06:13 No.617370

>>617360
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ScsRv63l454

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Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 16:27:34 No. 617231 [Reply]

waiting for my yurigf to break down the walls around me and save me

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Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 23:13:09 No.617291

yeah just leave the blonde chick to me

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 23:17:38 No.617292

There's some purple and blue hair cuties in here no one wants I guess.

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 23:23:14 No.617294

only interested in the sexiest one

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 23:52:05 No.617323

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Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 00:18:10 No.617328

Hello can I please tear the womb out of every fertile female aged 13 to 17 and bathe in a bloody tub of their wombs.

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Anonymous 03/29/24 (Fri) 22:01:28 No. 617147 [Reply]

guess which one ota is

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Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 04:11:20 No.617183

if nen2 isnt nen, then ota2 isnt ota

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 04:14:03 No.617184

love a nice .tk domain

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 14:41:57 No.617208

you mean ota3

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 21:15:55 No.617280

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>ota

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 22:30:22 No.617288

why is it ota and not wota

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Anonymous 06/14/21 (Mon) 17:43:42 No. 537871 [Reply]

Why are we letting foids have the final say on our society when they're proven to be retarded?

https://sci-hub.do/10.2466/pms.1977.44.3.724

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Anonymous 06/15/21 (Tue) 03:20:36 No.537908

Answer the damn question

Anonymous 06/15/21 (Tue) 06:22:50 No.537913

>>537893
I can't stop laughing at this picture

Anonymous 06/15/21 (Tue) 10:12:13 No.537917

transplant thread

Anonymous 06/15/21 (Tue) 14:05:26 No.537919

epic thread

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 20:26:18 No.617251

Ayyyyyyy

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Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 01:39:32 No. 543937 [Reply]

nyaa nyaa meow meows

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Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 20:34:46 No.544006

some girls are bigger than others

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 20:41:58 No.544008

some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 20:50:33 No.544011

send me the pillow

Anonymous 08/04/21 (Wed) 11:07:31 No.544094

the one that you dream on

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 19:24:54 No.617244

Pussy!!!

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