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Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 00:29:21 No. 561151 [Reply]

the office foid was absent today and we had a long drive to a meeting and we got the young and talkative driver so the coworker norms took the opportunity to spend all day talking about their sexual escapades while I sat in the backseat and just quietly listened sigh

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Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri) 05:28:24 No.600374

Oh yeah I forgot this happened.
I've been unemployed the past 11 months. Job memories are but a thing of the past.

Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri) 06:05:51 No.600378

wakarimasen lol

Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri) 07:46:58 No.600382

>>600374
How are you surviving

Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri) 12:08:41 No.600394

I have an important meeting with a pussy today

Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri) 19:10:25 No.600445

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Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 18:44:54 No. 598416 [Reply]

if only you knew

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Anonymous 09/25/23 (Mon) 01:25:16 No.598582

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Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 18:53:15 No.600143

Oh. It's you…

Anonymous 10/05/23 (Thu) 22:05:11 No.600255

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The sh1tposts are taking over ota do something otamin

Anonymous 10/05/23 (Thu) 23:03:09 No.600264

hungry otaghost

Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri) 16:19:22 No.600418

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Anonymous 05/06/22 (Fri) 21:58:43 No. 563805 [Reply]

I can sense the emptiness that surrounds us. Suddenly everything seems so distant and bleak. It's as if life itself is being paused. I felt it, if only for an instant. Something is going to happen.

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 03:11:20 No.591652

>>591649
the turdpost that shut down ota

Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 19:32:09 No.600145

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Every day I become more and more convinced that the world I live in is not real. Mine and other "people's" routines make absolutely zero sense on the grand cosmic scale. What? Are you supposed to get up every day in the morning, perform certain tasks to get to your inconsequential job so that some kind of self proclaimed government can award you good boy points that you can spend on what is essentially toys? I don't even do that much and witnessing you rats trudge along like this makes the whole thing look even more ridiculous. Am I expected to believe everything on this planet is so conveniently yet completely haphazardly designed to cater to our existence?

Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 21:36:02 No.600158

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>>600145
The future 1984 capitalist dystopia police state is here right now.

Anonymous 10/05/23 (Thu) 18:36:50 No.600240

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A miracle!

Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri) 03:41:56 No.600284

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Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 16:07:36 No. 600136 [Reply]

new blackpill manga just dropped

Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 16:10:25 No.600137

uh it gave me an error the first time i tried didnt realize it had actually posted

Anonymous 10/05/23 (Thu) 06:58:54 No.600190

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Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 16:04:15 No. 600135 [Reply]

new blackpill manga just dropped

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Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 23:32:20 No. 571681 [Reply]

Pass the controller bro!

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Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 23:19:49 No.571783

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Babe why would I use standalone emulators for old consoles? Retroarch has

- One UI (accessible entirely by controller)
- One save folder
- One BIOS folder
- One screenshot folder
- One folder containing everything period
- The best emulators for everything 5th-gen and before, some better than any standalone alternative (Mupen64plus-nx, Genesis Plus GX)
- Universal shaders across all systems that you can't get standalone
- The best shaders period
- Per-game settings and controller maps
- Universal controller hotkeys for screenshot, fast forward, save state, etc.
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Anonymous 08/06/22 (Sat) 03:05:14 No.571787

>>571757
shes going to get girlsperm all over the screen

Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 13:13:13 No.600132

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Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 13:26:16 No.600133

on god girls are pretty disgusting

Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 19:39:42 No.600147

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teenmin my mind is going

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Anonymous 10/03/23 (Tue) 20:34:28 No. 600091 [Reply]

i bet iono tastes like zapplesauce ⚡⚡

Anonymous 10/03/23 (Tue) 20:51:27 No.600093

tried zapplesauce the other day it reminded me of lemon ZAMNsauce

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Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 20:55:08 No. 600043 [Reply]

post your favorite webtoon guys

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 21:02:37 No.600044

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Are these those Korean mangas I've been hearing about

Anonymous 10/03/23 (Tue) 04:23:12 No.600070

I read unordinary
But I haven't read it since like February. Got kinda boring. Well, not kinda, it straight up got boring. It was only worth reading for John being cool.

Anonymous 10/03/23 (Tue) 05:42:03 No.600071

>>600044
most of them are really good art next to stories I can only imagine to be written by monkeys with typewriters
also the girl from random chatting really falls apart during the last 100 chapters

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Anonymous 10/03/23 (Tue) 02:43:27 No. 600067 [Reply]

shes in sound voltex cant wait to roll for her

Anonymous 10/03/23 (Tue) 04:12:55 No.600069

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when is T gonna roll for neen in the gacha of his favorite anime?

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Demon sayer 11/18/20 (Wed) 03:38:18 No. 514960 [Reply]

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Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 14:14:25 No.600026

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Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 14:16:48 No.600027

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Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 14:18:12 No.600028

>>600027
Is this allowed?

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 14:26:53 No.600029

>>596969
hes back

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 21:34:09 No.600046

>>600027
she never said she was a virgin

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The Omurice Trick Anonymous 05/08/21 (Sat) 15:36:48 No. 535343 [Reply]

When you're at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
"I absolutely can't eat omurice."
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, "Why not? You don't like omurice?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: "I… well" (take a deep breath) "Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they're killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can't bear to think about it! They'll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…" It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He's yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You've got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. "Didn't you say you couldn't eat omurice?"

It is safe enough to blow it off with a "I'm OK with it now", or "Oh, I got used to it", or even a "Did I say that?…tehe-pero!"

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Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 03:26:03 No.599936

>>593167
Um but then that would delete all the dross stuff?

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 03:29:30 No.599938

>>599936
Only one of those comics is good (you know the one) the rest are gay.

>>599933
Ketchup doesn't go on eggs but I will let it slide for a maid cafe girl.

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 03:32:03 No.599939

weird didn't know he did non gay stuff

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 03:39:58 No.599940

>>599938
make omurice at least 3 times a week and always put ketchups on it

Anonymous 10/02/23 (Mon) 10:31:19 No.600014

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Anonymous 12/18/22 (Sun) 04:52:54 No. 579676 [Reply]

need to borrow some ellipsis
…
thanks!

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Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 16:59:27 No.599313

abc

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 21:59:23 No.599385

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2hu thrad lol

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 21:59:59 No.599386

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Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 01:41:38 No.599429

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Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 17:22:03 No.599537

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