/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject	Spoiler Image
Comment
File
Password	(For file deletion.)

File: 1729724662921.jpg (230.84 KB, 1826x1826, 1729705537231761.jpg)

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 23:04:23 No. 634615 [Reply]

"Oh, by the way, Aqua, I had the cutest date with Pekora yesterday."
"A date? With Pekora? What do you mean, a date?"
"Yeah, we went to disneyland, she even picked out a matching keychain for both of us. So sweet, right? I guess we're just… really close now."
"Hmph, it's not like Shion's that special. We… I mean, I… could have done the same thing!"
"Oh, really? But she was so thoughtful! She even got us matching bunny ears to wear. It's like we're besties now."
[Aqua stammers with slurping abashed noises]
"See? I told you… you’re cute when you’re flustered."
"Enough… Shion."
"Oh? Getting serious all of a sudden, Aqua?"
[But before Shion can continue teasing, Aqua’s hands shoot out, pushing Shion down]
"You think you can keep messing with me like this?"
(startled, her eyes widening as Aqua pulls her closer): "Aqua…?"
(gritting her teeth, her face burning red but her resolve firm): "I’m done with your games." [Without hesitation, Aqua closes the gap and

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 23:19:41 No.634616

File: 1729725581290.jpg (297.93 KB, 601x720, 1729705740271066.jpg)

And?

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 23:40:57 No.634618

Hey, boyfriend, how you doing?”

Souta Sakuhara is a first-year high school boy. His first ever girlfriend has just been stolen away from him by a “girlfriend.” That girlfriend is Shizuno Mizushima, a tomboy who's also the tallest girl he's ever met, who's now his hated rival in love, taunting him with it. But then…

"Since nobody else wants to be your girlfriend, how about you go out with me?"

She suddenly pins him against the wall! She also started saying, “Give me a month, and I'll make you fall in love with me…… I'm not going to let you go so easily!"

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 23:46:58 No.634619

hate when hetslop yuribaits

File: 1729720476932.jpg (303.01 KB, 1036x1450, 1622833918378.jpg)

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:54:37 No. 634612 [Reply]

pissed all over myself then shit in a can

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 22:58:04 No.634614

spam

File: 1719859609089.png (120.4 KB, 224x250, 1512769509425.png)

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 18:46:49 No. 624925 [Reply]

A romance for the ages….

*KyaaAaAAAA!!!* So DESU!

5 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 23:02:54 No.625029

i've been taking diazepam for one year already, i take it once or twice almost every week
i never had to take them back when i was a neet
i hate my life

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 00:14:50 No.625040

>>625009
still, nothing happened
I did about 3 mg this time according to the scale
What's going on…

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 10:32:16 No.625062

File: 1720002736279.jpg (59.48 KB, 2560x1440, 2024-07-03-062558_2560x144….jpg)

Watching this goober play SA2 with mechless Eggman is one of the only things that made me laugh in a while

https://youtu.be/6fOjPZ0-4-k

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 07:11:25 No.634591

Blaze it

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 17:59:02 No.634602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52HWnEhdaKA

File: 1724966752528.jpg (258.51 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Hazurewaku - ….jpg)

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:25:52 No. 630567 [Reply]

furea

21 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:46:30 No.631267

File: 1725655589860.jpg (353 KB, 2560x1440, 1725628520842.jpg)

This thought has been bothering me I do so many things on autopilot I can't remember why I need to do them at all. I can't even remember who I am or what I was.

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:55:20 No.631268

pain peko *laughs*
pain peko…. D:

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 15:44:06 No.634597

File: 1729698246644.png (1.11 MB, 1091x1267, 1729686765875.png)

fure-

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 16:43:20 No.634598

I still can't believe she called bows a racial stereotype so they gave her guns…
Maybe flare doesn't even know she's brown.

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 16:53:49 No.634599

flare loves her autism friends polpol and peko

File: 1660788611420.jpg (421.16 KB, 1196x720, 20220817_190938.jpg)

Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 02:10:11 No. 572461 [Reply]

Mom brought me chicken tendies from Burger King last night. She forgot the honey mustard so I fell on the floor and started tarding out. I knocked over some bleach and it
spilled on me.

Now my butthole is burning…

Anonymous 10/20/23 (Fri) 10:00:17 No.603431

nice anal bleaching posting

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 05:09:41 No.634584

Haha

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 05:17:46 No.634586

hope you and op get brain cancer

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 07:06:27 No.634590

>>634586
cry harder whiny sage bitch

File: 1729618875384.jpg (89.16 KB, 711x1024, 1729618151581612m.jpg)

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 17:41:15 No. 634542 [Reply]

I'm a mass produced otaku doing welfare work. Please leave it to me if it's toilet assistance.

6 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 04:46:36 No.634583

shite since ddc meaning ten desires was the last good one.

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 05:09:46 No.634585

m.jpg

uhh

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 05:31:29 No.634587

File: 1729661488985.jpg (185.9 KB, 2048x2048, 1729072251744.jpg)

You know those dry river beds in the desert?

Rivers that dry up for at least part of the year.

You can dig a few feet down and there's still water flowing. You can create a river in the desert.

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 05:52:43 No.634588

spam

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 05:54:06 No.634589

ham

File: 1729529657752.jpg (248.57 KB, 1200x1448, 1637194859957.jpg)

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 16:54:17 No. 634469 [Reply]

Farted all over myself and now I'm gay

3 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 18:01:03 No.634476

File: 1729533663284.jpg (117.03 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Otome Game Se….jpg)

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 18:07:33 No.634477

im heteroflexible

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 21:22:38 No.634558

https://www.lootpress.com/romantic-relationship-between-two-men-turns-violent/

being gay never goes well

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 00:44:35 No.634576

File: 1729644274901.jpg (91.33 KB, 699x649, bison.jpg)

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 01:30:51 No.634580

>>634558
is that siz Please stick it in mee

File: 1729538048969.jpg (1.06 MB, 800x700, 63aebb627fc51330b6c13a5093….jpg)

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 19:14:09 No. 634483 [Reply]

Get the fuck out onii-chan we're baking pastries for the stream

12 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:00:29 No.634518

*grabs mixing bowl and throws its hard against kitchen wall covering everything in batter and broken crockery*
"stream a fucking cock up your arse bitch"
*grabs kero and rips the little cunt's head off*
*with my large powerful hand i grab sakuras neck hard turning her screaming into choking. i then use my other hand to forcefully grab her crotch and proceed to launch her like fucking superman out the kitchen crashing in a heap near the entrance way*
"nice to see you again tomoyo"

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:10:43 No.634520

>>634518
that didn't happen

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 00:24:15 No.634575

>>634518
>>634520
that actually happened

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 00:46:25 No.634577

where do you get your ai fanfics

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 01:05:15 No.634578

ota's intelligence is real, not artificial

File: 1729614994834.jpg (157.03 KB, 1024x819, 1729555967779596m.jpg)