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No. 546741 [Reply]

you are fat, aren't you?
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No.546792

>>546772
Yeah. Thank god I'm white and not American too.

No.546795

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ESLs are cute

No.588686

hit 8.9 percent body fat today its a new record low

No.588715

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FUCK FATTIES

No.588741

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>>588715
dont mind if i do



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No. 567409 [Reply]

Hugs
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No.588733

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This is what the ideal female body looks like.

No.588734

>>588733
What does the ideal male body look like

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No.588739

>>588733
It is assumed to be male until proven otherwise by a pussy pic

No.588740

all fetuses begin as female until hormones trigger some of them to transition to male



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No. 547434 [Reply]

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis
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No.548008

>>548005
starting to get enraged

No.564686

bacon pepperjacks are in the oven!

No.564687

pic

No.588736

my penis exploded

No.588738

I've noticed foid eyes go down to my private area occasionally I don't have a big penis but I feel like my genitals are kind of high up so it makes more of a bulge than there should be



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No. 562114 [Reply]

Trevor once peed on my leg and gave me a double cheeseburger to keep quiet

No.588737

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers



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No. 568019 [Reply]

A pastor that happened to be a simp interjected into my lesson as I was blackpilling some tweens and started saying things like not all women have the same preferences and I couldn't help but burst out laughing in his face because it was surreal that someone would unironically defend foids in real life in 2022. Even women hate how women are these days just ask gran.

Of course they paid him no mind because younger guys are more experienced than anyone in the evils of foidkind they have seen and heard things we can only imagine not that it would be necessary as my cel rhetoric is impenetrable.
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No.568039

stinky turd thread peeeeeeeeyeeeeew

No.568040

mindblowing that my boy after all these years couldnt create a popular persona on ota until i started namedropping him hes gotta work on his marketing

No.568044

I need a weapon

No.568069

>>568021
he's a real person but he exaggerates parts of himself when he posts. he's aware he looks silly and presents his posts ironically to play it up but the base feelings and thoughts he is drawing on are real

No.588731

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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No. 549803 [Reply]

the sophisticated hima gentleotoko
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No.549942

love to flip birds in the bird bath that was a typo right

No.549943

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>>549940
should have gotten a cheep cheep kotori instead

No.568304

cute

No.568305

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tastes like chicken

No.588730

cute



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No. 541256 [Reply]

make them afraid
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they need to learn their place

No.587906

and their place is with their bare pussies sitting directly on my face

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No.588724

>>588659
Chainsaw that bitch!



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No. 561611 [Reply]

Springtime is here. Make sure to keep your doors and windows closed because the bugs that were hibernating all winter will now be searching for food and mates.
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No.561668

>>561657
She wants to be flipped

No.561674

>>561668
>>561658
Cease posting.

No.561676

>>561657
tranny

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happy spring ota

No.588723

>>588709
Happy Spring Pussy Day ota



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No. 588687 [Reply]

Was thinking about that epsiode where SpongeBob thinks he's ugly and the whole epsiode is everyone running away from him when they come into contact with him but it is actually because his breath stinks comically bad not because he is ugly, and the parallels to the predicament of blackpilled looksmaxing cels that this premise resembles.
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No.588689

>>588688
It's a possibility. Or something else.

No.588690

im just tard

No.588692

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Nah it's all looks/status
An ugly guy can statusmaxx and make it but that's not going to happen if he's lived a shitty childhood

Foids immediately began treating me better after paying a satanic friend to cut my face open and mess around

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stumbled over my words like a fucking retard talking to a client today
feel like im losing the ability to converse

No.588706

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>>588702
Are you literally me?
Last week I had a meeting with an important client from California, he was wearing 2 jackets, mittens and a beanie. I just couldn't resist and asked him the most stupid icebreaker question that I could "hey, [client]. Is it cold out there?"
I could see his soul leave his body the moment I asked that question.
For some reason, clients hate talking about the weather



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No. 563151 [Reply]

Tough luck, you were warned.
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No.588678

girls are kind of like dogs

No.588679

no not really i like dogs but im scared of girls and dogs are nice to me and girls avoid me

No.588681

i hate dogs

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No.588683

>>588681
doggies still love you



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No. 577791 [Reply]

meet my new gf shes kinda shy
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No. 580471 [Reply]

love bokita
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