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Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 14:58:20 No. 571751 [Reply]

All women have a stable of Chads ready to summon at a moment's notice if a cel so much as approaches them.

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Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 15:33:31 No.571753

going to sleep in the stable with the uma musume

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 15:35:12 No.571754

Wish they showed the uma musumes eating grass in the game or anime

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 15:39:36 No.571755

>>571754
they like eating carrots and lettuces

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 15:48:07 No.571756

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You are mentally ill.

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 16:04:24 No.571761

>>571755
Yeah but it would have been funnier seeing anime girls casually eat hay.
I guess it makes sense they wouldn't since they have a very human body and no room for the organs needed to digest grass.

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Anonymous 02/09/22 (Wed) 02:00:18 No. 559496 [Reply]

>just talk to girls and be yourself bro

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Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 04:52:03 No.559711

should have tried cheering up the cute whole foods girl sweeping the floor but i couldnt think of anything then i got really warm and itchy and just wanted to leave

Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 04:56:33 No.559712

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Fell for the gymcPlease rape my facee hard and unknowingly alienated the only demographic I ever had the slightest luck with which was the cuteboy fans you can get a pass on being quiet with them but once you gymcel you appear as a pissed off lumbering autist instead so I successfully brought my chances from 1.5% to 0%

Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 19:41:46 No.559744

mom and dad should have arranged a marriage for me

Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 19:46:53 No.559745

>>559636
if fighting will not result in victory, then you must not fight even at the ruler's bidding

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 14:43:54 No.571750

UH-OH

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Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 14:24:45 No. 571747 [Reply]

Why the fuck is krapp not babysitting early to make up for ditching yesterday…….

I had to fall asleep to gay ass science videos about dumb shit like how fascinating it is that there's a 0.000000000001% chance of fucking amoebas in Europa's underground ocean………

God I fucking hate science…….

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Anonymous 11/11/21 (Thu) 12:52:09 No. 552740 [Reply]

The meekspill destroyed me

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Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 00:12:04 No.571101

For me it's the dogpill

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 14:43:05 No.571158

dogpilled

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 09:54:31 No.571708

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The squeakspill destroyed me

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 00:25:24 No.571726

>>552935
Yoooooooo this one for me too brooo

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 12:58:24 No.571743

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https://streamable.com/jeugdz

Simply low inhibmaxx and own some norms in public

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Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 12:49:30 No. 571642 [Reply]

thinkin about the henri merbears

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Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 03:42:00 No.571734

>>571716
>>571731
>>571733
unpost now

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 04:46:49 No.571735

upvote now

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 10:05:30 No.571737

funpost now

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 12:11:32 No.571741

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 12:51:53 No.571742

>>571716
proof that smartmaxxing is a dead end tards win again

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Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 22:41:16 No. 571672 [Reply]

Does anyone want to play splatoon wth me

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Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 23:12:45 No.571677

>>571674
The third game is coming out in september and you might like it more

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 23:13:18 No.571678

>>571674
is she a squid or is she a kid?

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 23:37:20 No.571682

sure ill play

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 23:46:33 No.571725

>>571682
>>571682
post your nintendo friend code

Anonymous 08/05/22 (Fri) 00:37:07 No.571727

SW-2942-1483-7024

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Anonymous 11/03/21 (Wed) 17:22:19 No. 552080 [Reply]

You there! Timid and quiet. Wanna go to the backroom for a game of 'jong with me and my friends?

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Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 08:28:04 No.571705

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who's the quiet ones now

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 09:01:26 No.571706

KILL teh fuckign norms

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 13:25:04 No.571711

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can i bring my yaku cheat sheet

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 13:56:33 No.571712

yeah of course no ones gonno think less of you for using a yaku list especially if youre a beginner

Anonymous 08/04/22 (Thu) 16:25:27 No.571715

that noob probably can't even count fu values I am an incomparable homooo

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Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 01:14:41 No. 571527 [Reply]

I'm gonna get laid if it kills me

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Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 03:07:59 No.571536

>>571534
You first, foid

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 12:21:47 No.571639

>>571533
You are stupid you make my asshole laugh like “HA HA HA HA”

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 13:14:19 No.571644

>>571533
my girlfriend told me my jaw was slightly rounded but not 'a few millimetres of bone' tier

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 23:10:14 No.571676

>>571527
me too
i am going to fuck women im a chad

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 23:17:49 No.571679

>>571676
Pic

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Anonymous 01/18/22 (Tue) 07:44:56 No. 558176 [Reply]

hey ota look at this crab wwwww

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Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 05:08:32 No.571629

girls have crabs

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 06:59:05 No.571632

crabby pussy!

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 10:23:08 No.571638

you like krabby pussies dont you squidward

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 13:27:09 No.571649

YES! I love crabby Poooooossies!!!

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 14:06:25 No.571651

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KANI CUNNY

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Anonymous 07/07/21 (Wed) 15:35:39 No. 539954 [Reply]

Ota has always been on the slower side and the big 4 is unusable because of the new captcha I know that hima has ties to ota is it worth part timing there do I really have to read all of those blog threads before joining the conversation?

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Anonymous 08/01/22 (Mon) 20:39:28 No.571521

things have changed

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 13:03:03 No.571565

now ota has the blogs and hima has NOThing how the turntables turn

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 15:03:01 No.571573

I wonder if the spammer foresaw the shattering and that was their plan all along

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 06:57:32 No.571631

Please stick it in mee sent tg some pictures of the things in the new store and said i was disappointed i didnt have them and she said they were so ugly and begged me to NOT put them in my store too
then when she called she said she couldnt believe she had to sit all day in the store looking at the ugly decorations i put up but was glad she had a 2.5lb pack of gummy bears
i could get used to this too bad she only works 3 days a week

Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 07:43:43 No.571634

wish i was pathetic enough to repost what some dude said 3 years ago

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Anonymous 07/15/21 (Thu) 22:54:56 No. 541358 [Reply]

Fuck ota………..

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Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 18:24:34 No.571596

>>571592
You should really do this. Only you can end this madness.

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 18:33:30 No.571597

>>571592
David Duke

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 18:35:32 No.571598

>>571592
Loli Man

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 18:47:35 No.571599

>>571592
Steve Urkel

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 23:48:11 No.571620

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Soon will be the episode when we do the trope of revealing that we had henri all along and were torturing him and turned him into a cel like us and he will fight you on our behalf

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Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 19:01:59 No. 571600 [Reply]

the meow meow friendris are being persecuted

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Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 20:01:48 No.571604

you mena the meow meowyou mena the meow meow David Dukes

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 20:31:39 No.571607

EVERYBODY DO THE URKEL DANCE

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 20:51:30 No.571608

Can I do the bartman instead

Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 20:59:14 No.571609

Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm the guy with the rep for being rude.
Terrorizing people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores.
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor.
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art,
Last name Simpson, first name Bart.
I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Bart craze.
I've got a dance real easy to do;
I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you.
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Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 21:36:02 No.571614

the important thing about [redacted] is not what he did or where he went, but the absence he left behind, the vacuums that had to be filled after his disappearance

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