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No. 597622 [Reply]

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No.598007

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I just realised this is literally what my life is. I can either switch it to manual and forge my own destiny or have it run on auto. There is also an off switch.

No.598008

>>598007
constantly scared so i would leave it on autoalarm to always be alarming

No.598009

I never had an auto mode no one told me how to do anything still to this day there aren't any tutorials or guides on how to get by I figured out all of the necessities pretty well on my own but I still feel miserable

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No. 598347 [Reply]

Ota… I'm gonna put it in, okay?

No.598348

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Bees are the only cute insect, okay maybe ladybugs, some mantis, butterflies, jumping spiders, and certain moths, but that's it.

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"Kyaaa~, put me down!"

No.598427

the sageru bees

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それは何ですか?

No.598562

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No. 598390 [Reply]

Haha that new Japanese McDonalds commercial sure is cute and funny
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No.598437

>>598405
leftists who use the term "weird" to describe extremists are insufferable

No.598438

>>598437
okay weirdo

No.598442

Mindcreeping that when my mother was my current age I was a highschool student

No.598443

my mom hadnt birthed my sister at my age and dad hasnt spermed her so im still good

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No. 546622 [Reply]

they're making fun of our admin again
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>>546628
The majority of the population already has a home.

If you already have a home, you want to see houses get more expensive, not cheaper.

So why would politicians run on a cheap-housing platform when the majority of voters want more expensive housing?

No.546633

>>546632
Because the instant they sell their house to buy a new one they'll realize the problem.

No.598432

>>546632
Wish someone in my family had a home. My mom still rents an apartment and lives paycheck-to-paycheck just like me.

No.598440

mom got the house from dad in the divorce Please stick it in mee

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No. 598528 [Reply]

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No.598529

Stop spamming new threads Dani. You already have a similar thread up.

No.598534

that's not dani, it's the smut spammer phonenorm



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No. 598389 [Reply]

hello nonas! i was wondering if anyone had some advice on what sort of jobs/careers in ur experience tend to have more women. i work part time while studying but im finding through work and placement that my field is mostly moids. i work better and im much more comfortable around other women so its a big consideration for me. obviously no one field is gonna be moidless but if u work in a certain field and/or are studying something that u see a lot of other women in then please share!

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No.598484

sigh T would have loved this thread



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No. 598430 [Reply]

o long johnson


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No. 598302 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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>>598334
Please excuse my poor English

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No.598417

beautiful maidens



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No. 598362 [Reply]

hol/ota/

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>gnfos

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No. 595575 [Reply]

Post whatever you want ITT
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No.598180

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trreeeeeerrrrrevvvvoooirrrrrrrr

No.598352

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thinking about mexico
it has all sorts of things i like/are interesting
fireworks, exploding hammers, coke'cola, mezcal, mexican beer, cacti, mescaline, magic mushrooms, chilli peppers, tacos, desert, guns, burritos, aztec shit, slutty little brown girls

yeah feel like one could have an interesting time in mexico

No.598355

>>598352
It's cr*zy to me that they want to come here to wageslave. I should hop the fence over there, no dystopian police state, just cartels which who cares.

No.598357

you arise at 10.30am, it's warm
you put on your cowboy attire and boots first checking for scorpions and snakes
you head down to the local cafe for cheap coffee, cigarettes and breakfast burritos

todays itinerary
-drinking beers at the beach
-lunch
-cock fighting session with betting (you win)
-mezcal and beer at the bar
-fuck a cheap young hooker
-clean up and head to dinner
-bull fighting
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No. 541093 [Reply]

mom fell asleep with her arse out its actually impressive for a 50 year old no cellulite
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No.555098

sigh guess i'll do my idol smile push ups after all

No.555224

Does masturbating without reaching climax still count as abstaining? I still get to keep my test because I never reach orgasm is that how it works?

No.555225

>>555224
sounds like some taoist shit but i think so

No.572557

mommy's ass

No.598325

>>541093
should've taken some pictures for your ota bros



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No. 549674 [Reply]

>a bird gets in the house
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No.598288

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

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a bird in the lap is worth two in the house

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No.598324

a pussy in the lap is worth two pussies in the house



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