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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 04:30:47 No. 573960 [Reply]

Have you figured out a purpose for your life yet

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 00:04:01 No.574006

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>>574005
wow i just cant believe your hobby is x how could you enjoy x thats such a hobby for y's

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 00:18:51 No.574007

ya ive got y chromosomes what about it

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:00:37 No.574013

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yeah im a gamer
https://files.catbox.moe/vkiy6p.7z

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:10:32 No.574014

you were born so that all this will NOT be forgotten

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 03:17:54 No.574017

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old/jp/ dies with us after all huh >>574014

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Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 17:54:02 No. 543986 [Reply]

sometimes im spontaneously jerking it and know i should get a paper towel but too lazy and oog to stop so i sperm all over myself and it takes 10x longer to clean up later probably a microcosm of my life anyone have knowledge of this feel

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 02:33:58 No.573957

>>573947
thats not allowed

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 05:20:47 No.573964

a pussy attached to a girl

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 09:20:19 No.573969

a girl is merely a vessel for a pussy

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 12:22:48 No.573973

a pussy is just a discount anus

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 15:51:30 No.573987

not many people think about this but your testicles are as old as you are

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Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue) 22:39:02 No. 539295 [Reply]

Begin the operation ota

Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue) 23:22:37 No.539302

the norms

Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed) 05:30:47 No.539333

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 00:46:08 No.573955

UH-OH

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:42:02 No. 573948 [Reply]

boobies

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:42:52 No.573949

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:47:09 No.573950

dropped that show the first eps were promising then it got to lame city

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Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 18:25:50 No. 554013 [Reply]

tragic..

Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 18:28:58 No.554014

It really is all about the face.

Anonymous 11/28/21 (Sun) 17:50:19 No.554074

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Maybe he should try getting a job.

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 20:40:40 No.573943

boners

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 02:25:14 No. 569069 [Reply]

*ring ring*

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Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 10:56:18 No.569146

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:39:41 No.573925

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:41:46 No.573926

the call that saved ota

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:42:05 No.573927

spam

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 15:06:19 No.573929

>>573925
its scary oomi see >>569073

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 22:39:54 No. 573837 [Reply]

>Zoomer-core isn't goo-

https://youtu.be/7RWbq-lbBlk

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:16:07 No.573901

Giantess/Size Booty, Anal Vore & Fart thread

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:53:07 No.573903

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never understood your fascination with zoomers their attention span is comparable to that of a goldfish and that is well reflected in their culture hence vines and tiktoks

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 07:22:20 No.573908

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not vibing with it op
can NOT relate to zoomers

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 07:46:46 No.573910

>>573903
whatmin is literally one

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 15:14:31 No.573930

>>573910
he's more of a late millennial

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 06:09:15 No. 573907 [Reply]

fuck you nerds

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Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:01:20 No. 543856 [Reply]

Why do you think that normal people are so mean, ota?

Every normal person I have ever met has always been very nice to me. Last year I tried to face my fears and go to a store, since I am very scared of socializing and going through a checkout alone is something I had never done before.

I got the items that I needed and I went to the register, but then I was very scared because I miscounted my money and I didn't have enough. I started crying and apologizing. The cashier lady gave me a hug, found me a place to sit down, and another nice employee brought me a glass of water. They were all very nice to me.

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Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:18:17 No.543858

This is a good copypasta.

Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:27:21 No.543859

My coworkers are all really nice to me. I try really hard not to show my autism but sometimes it comes out and it becomes awkward but they've been understanding and patient. The fact that they're all at least 10-20 years older than me is probably a factor, because there are people closer to my age in other departments and I know they call me names behind my back and they always look at and talk to me in a sort of mocking way, surely you know what I mean.

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 00:39:06 No.573859

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ran 10 km tonight in the rain and on my way down the hill in the woods an asian girl was coming up she waved and said hi to me

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 00:50:17 No.573860

dog got skunked so i threw on my respirator and now my sister is butthurt because she has to smell it and i dont im not sharing

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 01:18:19 No.573864

keep it in hima jogtron

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 03:00:20 No. 573778 [Reply]

The entire concept of telephone numbers and SMS texts are obsolete.

You can send voice and text over the internet. You can have unique identifiers to contact such as email addresses, accounts, or cryptographic keys.

Paying for telephone and SMS service is absurd. You are paying to use insecure communication that is easily surveilled and serves no actual real benefit to you.

Well, it's 2022 and you can't even use a bank account without a mobile telephone. Various websites, software, and services require SMS verification.

Why? Mostly because the paywall of acquiring new telephone numbers is a deterrent to making multiple accounts.

I will admit it is partially effective. But this has led to a world where you are practically required to pay for a phone number to use on a small locked down computer running spyware only because other services require it as some form of fucked up human-verification it was never meant for, and not because of any actual usefulness of the outdated/insecure telephony protocols and their entire industry.

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 04:09:41 No.573785

get lots of chinese spam calls but only answer my phone if its mom

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 04:30:20 No.573786

>>573781
cringe

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 14:35:48 No.573804

Where do phone numbers come from?
There is an app I use, TextNow. It gives you a free phone number (you have to use it once in a while so it doesn't go away) but in order to get the number you need to sign up with a real telephone number. It kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me.
Even for Whatsapp you need a telephone number in order to sign up. That one just makes no sense to me. I wonder if there is a reason beyond fear of people making multiple accounts.

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 17:04:50 No.573810

>>573804
the phone company

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 20:13:11 No.573826

I mean I don't think you're wrong but I'm not sure because that's a lot of text and I skimme

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Anonymous 09/10/22 (Sat) 12:07:02 No. 573670 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 03:03:51 No.573779

hope that loser didnt post in my thread

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 12:13:40 No.573799

henri was a coomer freak

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 14:16:51 No.573801

Henri lifted me up and coomed my a$$ in the bathroom at an anime convention in 2015 but no one believes me

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 15:08:19 No.573805

lucky that means youre NOT cel anymore

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 16:11:56 No.573807

most people are NOT cel it takes more luck to be cel if anything

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Anonymous 12/29/21 (Wed) 20:06:41 No. 556378 [Reply]

mom thinks i am a perfect being uninhibited by sexual desire

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Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 02:46:18 No.556433

henri

Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 03:33:30 No.556435

Sean

Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 05:37:05 No.556441

seen

Anonymous 12/30/21 (Thu) 15:35:42 No.556455

Trevor

Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 14:35:13 No.573803

Haha so relatable

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