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No. 549635 [Reply]

The norms stole my ability to smile now when I try to fake one in the mirror I look like I've got gas
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No.647306

>>647305
tried smiling at the grocery store cashier again but she hasn't said awesome possum again in months

No.647315

she probably thinks you're a creep now because she was expecting you'd hit on her later but instead you wussed out and she sensed the cel on you

No.647367

>>647306
There's this cute asian girl with a tight ass that works at taco bell near me. She's always so nice to me; great smile and voice. I'm way out of her league. I would have made moves if I was asian.

No.647368

The normans took everything from me, even my doggie.



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No. 647352 [Reply]

If I have a memory of somebody that never existed… did they really?

As I recall the first chapter was me overlooking a map of what looked like Eurasia but it wasn't. It wasn't even Earth. There was a mass extinction event but a good amount of people survived and the map was showing peoples' movements up north. It led me to being stuck on a big boat, it was very posh so it could have been a cruise ship. Some time later it became infected too and most people disappeared but my boss, Max, and Maria, his assistant, remotely guided me through the turmoil. I had to run away and hide from giant disfigured dolls all around the ship's cramped hallways and decks.

I found myself back in school. For some reason I held myself back for several years doing my senior year over and over but always ended with a passing grade. Yet another spring. We were on a bus with the whole class going on a field trip. After the trip the bus was attacked by an unnamed gang but we thought them back. Getting a little fuzzy on this part. Maria was on the bus too.
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No.647357

nice chatgpt storytime

No.647358

spam

No.647359

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Maria's sister and her had a little chat. At some point the conversation then stopped being in German and she asked for a cup of tea. She noted that the tea was "scented" and said it was good. The receptionist summoned me to the lobby to meet her. Her sister was happy to see me and asked me how Maria was. She joined us later and I proposed we go to a a little sky patio in the cliffside overseeing the town I had built earlier. Actually it had nothing to do with the cliff or caves or rocks because it was an area high up in the sky and you could see everything from up there. We got there using the miniature railroad. I decorated the place in other worldly ornaments reminiscent of the sky world the sisters were from. Maria seemed deeply upset by it but her sister managed to retain her composure and still tried to appear happy. I woke up at the thought of potentially having to lose my friend soon.

No.647360

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Wanting to be a girl is completely normal on /jp/. I myself want to be a small doll in form of a cute girl instead, and to have a gentle elder sister figure who'd take care of me. My onee-sama would be elegant and perfect, but she'd have the misfortune of being born with an inhumanly large penis in addition to her normal, feminine genitalia. As her self-proclaimed younger sister, I'd take it upon myself to relieve her of her frequent erections, but as I'd be a doll about a third a human's height, proper intercourse would be difficult and I'd have to take some extra steps.

No.647361

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As a doll, my body would be rather cold to the touch, so in order to best please my onee-sama, I'd rise early in the morning and take a bath first. While doing so, I'd carefully fill what passes for my salivary glands with water and Barthol in's/Skene's glands with lubricants, since I cannot produce saliva and vaginal fluids. The warm water would heat my small body quickly, and soon I'd dry myself, wear suitable clothes for the occasion (I'd probably dress in gothloli) and join my onee-sama (who probably would've just woken up) in bed before my plastic bo dy cools down. Of course, had I been human, my small body wouldn't be able to take my onee-sama's impossibly large penis, but as a doll, I would have no anatomical limitations and where my vagina should have been, there would be a long, thin slit reaching up to my belly button. I'd have none of the meat curtains and ho rrid-smelling native fauna that plague 3D vaginas, instead my insides would only have soft plastic walls, perfectly tight and ready to take in my onee-sama's thick, warm seed.



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No. 639203 [Reply]

I am OWED. A Gothic Lolita gf. (*  ̄︿ ̄)
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No.647301

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No.647302

erm these pics aren't sfw

No.647350

>>647301
OMEGA CUTE bonnet. ヾ(•ω•`)o



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No. 561611 [Reply]

Springtime is here. Make sure to keep your doors and windows closed because the bugs that were hibernating all winter will now be searching for food and mates.
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No.646414

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waaa~
i killed again~

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No. 647266 [Reply]

How come every time you guys say Happy Birthday to some anime girl there are pictures of her being raped
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No.647272

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maybe its your sensory deprivation

No.647286

the bday rapist

No.647287

>>647269
crying

No.647298

wish i was cute enough to get raped

No.647300

>>647298

I can fix you up to be cute, babe.



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No. 647289 [Reply]

NOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE CHICKEN JOCKEY
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No.647291

big ol red ones

No.647292

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We can just eat mushrooms.

No.647293

didnt watch red one i heard it was a banger

No.647294

banging this redhair

No.647295

no thanks, ive had enough sex for today



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No. 647258 [Reply]

Mess with the best, get put to rest.
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No.647281

never seen 'gelion

No.647282

vaxxed

No.647283

>>647281
I watched the anime and the 2 movies and didn’t see anything remotely related to the Bible besides le deep symbolism

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No.647285

when will kill me baby get a second season



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No. 646480 [Reply]

how come none of you want to talk to me am i boring or e or or unlikeable
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No.647243

It sort of loops right back to the original question of how they formed.

Just replace open air, with water soluble limestone.

How did these conical mountains form? You didn't answer the question, you just said there was original limestone between them that eroded away.

No.647244

Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking mountains, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

No.647245

>>647244
actually laughed out loud

No.647246

why would god make pretty rock formations for godless communists? whatmin really has no argument to stand on here either way

No.647247

>>647243
I did a little research into it but lost of it is based on the massive amounts of caves in the area. They are focusing on the formation of the carbonate shelf, which is hard to erode. And also on the rare earth mineral deposits. The mountains are the actual formation which they are saying formed around the permian era, everything in between is just quaternary alluvium aka just trash material with no geologic history.



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No. 647220 [Reply]

you need to love ota right now

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oatmins been on the phone

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No.647239

not spam!



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No. 647212 [Reply]

Happy 4/20 ota!

No.647213

dont post that gook shite

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happy birthday hitler

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happy easter degenerate smokers

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No. 647203 [Reply]

went to church, it was really long today. 3 and a half hours. It was at night and in the dark and we held candles for like the first hour and a half, and then the turned the lights on and we did the rest, there was a baptism too, that took up some time, but then the last half hour was business as usual. I got there 20 minutes late though, but it seems I didnt miss much. Quite a lot of people for being at 8 PM-11:30, more than I would have thought anyway.
I went to church yesterday too, it was at 3 PM. Also quite full especially considering it was a weekday and started during work hours. And to think I thought yesterday was long at over 2 hours or so.

I helped with selling stuff for their bake sale. I did last Sunday too, and will again this Sunday as well.

I wrote the above part last night but didn't post it, so that was talking about Saturday actually.
Today, Sunday (Easter) I went to the middle mass, I didn't help with selling after the first mass I woke up too late and it too me too long to get dressed. And now I'm home during the last mass, I'll go back at the end of it to help sell. Though they honestly don't really need me, they have more than enough help.

crap, already used this image. Guess I'll use the other ver though I don't like the nosering

No.647204

spam

No.647209

>>647203
Do you go with anyone or are you a creepy single male that everyone side eyes because they assume you're just there to try and get a churchy girl

No.647210

>>647209
there's nothing wrong with wanting to find a woman who wants no sex until marriage

No.647215

>>647204
not spam, sorry I used spam spacing

>>647209
No I don't go with anyone. But I mean I know some people here and I've been coming here since I was a baby. Not so insecure to wonder about the gaze of others in a place where I have seniority over the majority of people here. Also I don't think they care, there are over 100 people here and it's not uncommon to
That said there was a 6ish year hiatus. This is the first Easter back here, and I actually talked about it just today with the old lady that I know here since forever, and she said a lot of people passed away or moved, which is why there seemed to be a bit less people than normal. Before, for events like Christmas or Easter, there were times you'd have almost stand literally outside it was so packed.

Regarding the church girl meme I dunno if there are really any real opportunities. I'm sitting next to a church girl right now, by virtue of helping the bake sale when this mass finishes I guess. But there isn't much young people, like this late 20s age doing extracurricular stuff. The young young children have altar service and old people have their various prayers.

No.647229

church over
that was enough church for at least two months

People back in the day must have had a lot of free time on their hands
I've been thinking a lot about what things must have been like in the past for all this to come about.
interesting stuff



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No. 536185 [Reply]

BLaZE it uP MaKi
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No.537934

blazinvg weeed

No.555776

Maki gonna smoke on a cock next

No.590949

I am an incomparable homoOOOO Please stick it in meePlease stick it in meePlease stick it in meeh

No.619261

smoky Maki pussy

No.647211

smoky pussy



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