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Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 13:16:36 No. 635886 [Reply]

Told my dad about hololive and he beat the shit out of me.

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Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 15:08:32 No.635896

mom called me pathetic and said she's going to beat the shit of me.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 17:40:19 No.635912

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tell em about type moon next

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 18:57:14 No.635920

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Hololive saves women from suicide so they can also become vtuber leeches upon society.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B4PlOceqHQU

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 19:00:16 No.635921

someone said on my last post here that i was the 5'6 lncel and that is me i just want out of this blackpill i cant leave help me i fucking hate myself for thinking like this. one day im a super hopeless romantic and the next i feel shame for that i hate myself please help me i beg you it has ruined my mental health i wish i never got those looksmaxxing tiktoks and never went on looksmax.org it all started from the redpill content that evolved into the blackpill somebody save me. if anyone you know is getting into looksmaxxing please dont let them discover the blackpill please i beg

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 19:27:39 No.635924

maybe you should try growing up (vertically)

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Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 17:10:20 No. 630462 [Reply]

Play any video games?

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Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 22:01:46 No.635664

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXtYexCghtA

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 23:58:48 No.635666

>>635662
yeah real gamers play all games on day one

Anonymous 11/10/24 (Sun) 00:48:50 No.635669

>>635666
glad you understand

Anonymous 11/10/24 (Sun) 04:48:02 No.635684

>>635664
pasted pippa

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 18:45:16 No.635919

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If I can't win I won't play.

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Anonymous 11/24/22 (Thu) 03:34:38 No. 577849 [Reply]

footpussy

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Anonymous 11/24/22 (Thu) 05:34:30 No.577862

portal gun yourself some pussy

Anonymous 11/24/22 (Thu) 22:50:31 No.577905

pie means foot in spanish

Anonymous 12/01/22 (Thu) 19:32:35 No.578366

panocha means pussy in Spanish

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 04:09:25 No.622886

dat ass doe

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 17:56:39 No.635915

pussy!!!

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Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 00:09:33 No. 635855 [Reply]

DESU (desu desu desu) DESU (desu desu desu) DESU (desu desu desu) DESU DESU DESU DESU

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 03:04:36 No.635866

another quality day on ota

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 08:33:19 No.635879

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today is mya
yesterday was nya

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 15:15:10 No.635898

sexy baby DESU pussy

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Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 04:53:24 No. 635791 [Reply]

I can't believe that in all my years I never thought of this before, but if you commit suicide and donate your organs then it's not a sin. They say that (well never mind the Bible never really directly condemns suicide), but that it's a sin because of the sixth commandment, "Thou shall not kill" and that suicide falls under "kill"ing yourself. Plus some other reasons.
But when someone commits what would be suicide to save others it isn't a sin, it becomes noble sacrifice. Like a man who throws himself on top of a grenade to save his comrades, or most notably, Jesus Christ himself, who went willingly to his death but is obviously sinless for this, as he died in an act of self-sacrifice.
As it says
John 15:13
>Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends

The body was too long.

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Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 19:59:08 No.635836

whys she touching it

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 00:21:23 No.635856

>>635796
>>635815
I mean, yeah that's true, I sure wouldn't want my clean and pristine organs to go to some norm who wasted his own organs getting drunk and norming it up. But on the other hand, people and God won't see it that way they'll just see the altruism, and it won't matter to you because you'll be dead anyway. And your organ might not go to a norm.
I'm reminded of this story from a while back about this bad kid that got a whole bunch of attention to get a heart transplant and then he got it and like a couple years later he died in a police chase after he robbed and shot an old lady. I don't want to get banned again so I won't risk trying to post a link but his name was Anthony Stokes.

>I don't think God minds suicide. If it didn't want you to die then why did he give you a life not worth living to begin with?
I don't really think so either, but better safe than sorry, eternal hellfire vs hoping God doesn't actually care about suicide is a very lopsided risk, I would say.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 01:37:49 No.635862

with my luck id be reincarnated as a low cast pajeet
i mean thats pretty much hell isnt it

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 13:27:05 No.635888

>>635856
No, if God is actually against it he will see you trying to game the system by roping and hoping your organs get reused.

Why are so people weird with religion and trying to outsmart a God? Look at the friends and their PREDICTABLE tactics to get around the rules of their religion, as if God wouldn't be sitting there watching it and waiting to have them punished accordingly.
You can't even outsmart me, and imageboard admin, what chance would you have against a creator deity?

Anonymous 11/22/24 (Fri) 13:42:50 No.636390

>>635888
It's not really outsmarting the system though. It's within system lines. It's not sneaky, I mean maybe if there was no precedent it would be dubious, but there is. Suicide for the sake of itself is bad, but it certainly isn't if it's in service of self sacrifice.
Something like suicide by cop is trying to outsmart the system. Kinda like how in 17th century and 18th century Europe suicidal people would kill babies in order to get capital punishment but because the babies are innocent they go to Heaven even if the are killed so it apparently doesn't count as a sin because of that (not sure how that negated them killing someone though)

By the way, what you say reminds me the other day a random friend made me open his car in his yard so he could get his drink out of the cupholder because apparently they're not allowed to open car doors I guess. I thought I was gonna get jumped or abducted or something. But he just wanted me to open the door.

I didn't see this post before and I don't feel like bumping this back up so…

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Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed) 23:12:47 No. 569577 [Reply]

get fucking owned faggots

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Anonymous 07/07/22 (Thu) 22:40:00 No.569650

>>569620
should've asked for a blow job

Anonymous 07/08/22 (Fri) 03:22:40 No.569660

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Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 10:18:45 No.610947

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ota is a freaking joudan

yes 11/13/24 (Wed) 10:35:45 No.635882

im solder…

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 10:52:35 No.635883

>>610947
did he died

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Anonymous 03/10/22 (Thu) 23:19:47 No. 561148 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

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Anonymous 11/03/22 (Thu) 04:13:23 No.576735

>>576732
thank you for trying to make sure it stays up unnoticed on page 2 forever thatll show the oatman for only checking the top of page 1 every couple days

Anonymous 11/03/22 (Thu) 08:58:17 No.576780

>>576735
shut up shut up shut up

Anonymous 11/03/22 (Thu) 14:18:56 No.576789

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My only complaint is that having a 16" screen in native 1440p is a kind of PREDICTABLE. Sometimes I can barely read anything but I am not going to scale down because tbh nobody would. The payoff is that text looks so crisp and clear especially in terminal windows.

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 23:51:26 No.635854

something about pussies

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 05:58:30 No.635878

everything about pussies

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Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed) 23:30:57 No. 571680 [Reply]

Say hello to the new king of comedy!

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Anonymous 11/13/22 (Sun) 07:41:40 No.577297

>>577290
>>577295
dont miss that freak glad that the fbi finally chemically neutered him

Anonymous 11/13/22 (Sun) 08:53:04 No.577298

>>577296
I like touhou and shabs

Anonymous 11/13/22 (Sun) 12:46:09 No.577302

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Remind me to bump this thread in five months there is something I want to show you.

Anonymous 11/14/22 (Mon) 06:51:55 No.577313

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>>577290
>>577295
Oh he's dead alright. This was his last post.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 05:53:20 No.635877

I am an incomparable homo

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Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 23:47:48 No. 635853 [Reply]

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>ahaha did you hear that mommy?? that man has never kissed a girl before so weird he looks like 40!!
>excuse me sir do you have a medical condition or something

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 00:35:25 No.635857

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I am constantly converting gigantic .png files to .jpg

There is literally no perceptible difference at like 90+ jpg quality, you can zoom in all the way and try to find differences, you can't.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 03:54:12 No.635871

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Did I already show ota this?

I made this it recursively finds .png files, only converts if there's no transparency, and checks if the .jpg is actually a smaller filesize before choosing which to delete.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 04:02:55 No.635872

>>635871
No you don't show me anything you're always with your gf

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 04:31:21 No.635874

the tech wizard

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this is what the norms took from you Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 03:26:56 No. 635868 [Reply]

https://files.catbox.moe/uawkix.mp4

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 03:36:48 No.635869

thank you very much norms

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 03:44:28 No.635870

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can they take laplus next

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Anonymous 06/02/24 (Sun) 12:37:51 No. 622802 [Reply]

Sĥaaaaaark

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Anonymous 06/02/24 (Sun) 14:13:00 No.622805

oog female me worship

Anonymous 06/02/24 (Sun) 16:08:30 No.622809

>>622805
Yes.

Anonymous 06/02/24 (Sun) 20:16:17 No.622819

>>622805
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Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 02:57:46 No.635865

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