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Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 21:53:46 No. 568019 [Reply]

A pastor that happened to be a simp interjected into my lesson as I was blackpilling some tweens and started saying things like not all women have the same preferences and I couldn't help but burst out laughing in his face because it was surreal that someone would unironically defend foids in real life in 2022. Even women hate how women are these days just ask gran.

Of course they paid him no mind because younger guys are more experienced than anyone in the evils of foidkind they have seen and heard things we can only imagine not that it would be necessary as my cel rhetoric is impenetrable.

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Anonymous 06/12/22 (Sun) 03:44:20 No.568039

stinky turd thread peeeeeeeeyeeeeew

Anonymous 06/12/22 (Sun) 03:47:25 No.568040

mindblowing that my boy after all these years couldnt create a popular persona on ota until i started namedropping him hes gotta work on his marketing

Anonymous 06/12/22 (Sun) 06:07:29 No.568044

I need a weapon

Anonymous 06/13/22 (Mon) 01:37:13 No.568069

>>568021
he's a real person but he exaggerates parts of himself when he posts. he's aware he looks silly and presents his posts ironically to play it up but the base feelings and thoughts he is drawing on are real

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 20:20:23 No.588731

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous 09/21/21 (Tue) 15:16:28 No. 549803 [Reply]

the sophisticated hima gentleotoko

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Anonymous 09/23/21 (Thu) 16:05:40 No.549942

love to flip birds in the bird bath that was a typo right

Anonymous 09/23/21 (Thu) 17:05:50 No.549943

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>>549940
should have gotten a cheep cheep kotori instead

Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 16:54:42 No.568304

cute

Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 18:30:38 No.568305

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tastes like chicken

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 20:10:11 No.588730

cute

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Anonymous 03/20/22 (Sun) 17:08:50 No. 561611 [Reply]

Springtime is here. Make sure to keep your doors and windows closed because the bugs that were hibernating all winter will now be searching for food and mates.

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Anonymous 03/21/22 (Mon) 14:30:57 No.561668

>>561657
She wants to be flipped

Anonymous 03/21/22 (Mon) 19:07:19 No.561674

>>561668
>>561658
Cease posting.

Anonymous 03/21/22 (Mon) 19:42:30 No.561676

>>561657
tranny

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 11:03:05 No.588709

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happy spring ota

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 19:00:41 No.588723

>>588709
Happy Spring Pussy Day ota

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Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 00:16:57 No. 588687 [Reply]

Was thinking about that epsiode where SpongeBob thinks he's ugly and the whole epsiode is everyone running away from him when they come into contact with him but it is actually because his breath stinks comically bad not because he is ugly, and the parallels to the predicament of blackpilled looksmaxing cels that this premise resembles.

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Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 00:57:26 No.588689

>>588688
It's a possibility. Or something else.

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 01:03:05 No.588690

im just tard

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 01:28:13 No.588692

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Nah it's all looks/status
An ugly guy can statusmaxx and make it but that's not going to happen if he's lived a shitty childhood

Foids immediately began treating me better after paying a satanic friend to cut my face open and mess around

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 05:43:50 No.588702

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stumbled over my words like a fucking retard talking to a client today
feel like im losing the ability to converse

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 08:10:11 No.588706

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>>588702
Are you literally me?
Last week I had a meeting with an important client from California, he was wearing 2 jackets, mittens and a beanie. I just couldn't resist and asked him the most stupid icebreaker question that I could "hey, [client]. Is it cold out there?"
I could see his soul leave his body the moment I asked that question.
For some reason, clients hate talking about the weather

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Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed) 15:08:25 No. 577791 [Reply]

meet my new gf shes kinda shy

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Anonymous 02/24/23 (Fri) 00:20:21 No.586881

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Anonymous 03/04/23 (Sat) 00:30:40 No.587475

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Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon) 01:46:30 No.587618

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Anonymous 03/17/23 (Fri) 22:48:42 No.588485

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 18:48:15 No.588670

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Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 20:13:20 No. 580471 [Reply]

love bokita

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Anonymous 03/15/23 (Wed) 01:00:15 No.588225

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Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 01:40:04 No.588269

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 01:14:55 No.588563

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Anonymous 03/06/25 (Thu) 14:01:38 No.643860

love

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 06:15:20 No. 588609 [Reply]

The Ottomans were once one of the most powerful and richest forces on Earth.

However in just about 100 years, Turkey now is mostly poor and irrelevant, with garbage and poverty everywhere.

Perhaps this is how western civilization ends, not with a bang but a sizzle, a slow decay until 100 years from now we are that "poor and irrelevant" country, the dominant power of yesteryear like the Ottomans or the Mongols, no longer existing in any living person's memory, only history.

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 09:42:47 No.588622

ordered 600g of loose leaf tea

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 16:32:17 No.588650

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 16:35:27 No.588651

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 16:43:39 No.588652

is this the pedophile thread

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 17:32:59 No.588657

wonder if in the future americans will be reduced to a name for a piece of furniture

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Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed) 17:03:45 No. 577798 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!!!!

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Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed) 20:36:14 No.577813

>>577809
That's ridiculous. I would never do such a thing!

Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed) 21:08:10 No.577817

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Thinking about getting into Persona 4 Arena Ultimax.

Any fighting game otaku here?

I only played some Tekken 7 and SFV a little bit but not seriously.

Anonymous 12/01/22 (Thu) 14:31:22 No.578348

paste

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 17:02:32 No.588653

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 17:29:58 No.588656

>>577817
sorry I just pretend to be a gamer for social acceptance

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Anonymous 09/20/21 (Mon) 20:55:01 No. 549760 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!!

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Anonymous 08/07/22 (Sun) 20:22:40 No.571853

>>571850
This poster bumps cp and doxes people and is generally an awful person

Anonymous 08/07/22 (Sun) 20:28:51 No.571854

>>571852
lay down the fucking weed retard

Anonymous 08/07/22 (Sun) 20:53:37 No.571855

>>571850
>psychopath who harassed someone's mother for a month
What

Anonymous 08/07/22 (Sun) 20:53:58 No.571856

green

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 17:18:04 No.588654

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 03:34:09 No. 588596 [Reply]

sign me up

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 03:41:45 No.588598

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i will protect my yuri princess from the boids

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 03:43:38 No.588599

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too late

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Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 02:29:22 No. 588575 [Reply]

Even though you're only small Sakura, it's only you who fills my heart. It makes me fill you back with my sweetest drink that's savory & salty. To give you a white day every day & white kisses in your pussy lips to make you more babies.

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 02:36:47 No.588576

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Sakura are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Sakura's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 02:38:18 No.588577

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, hanyan~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Sakura's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 03:20:45 No.588590

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