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No. 588687 [Reply]

Was thinking about that epsiode where SpongeBob thinks he's ugly and the whole epsiode is everyone running away from him when they come into contact with him but it is actually because his breath stinks comically bad not because he is ugly, and the parallels to the predicament of blackpilled looksmaxing cels that this premise resembles.
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No.588689

>>588688
It's a possibility. Or something else.

No.588690

im just tard

No.588692

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Nah it's all looks/status
An ugly guy can statusmaxx and make it but that's not going to happen if he's lived a shitty childhood

Foids immediately began treating me better after paying a satanic friend to cut my face open and mess around

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stumbled over my words like a fucking retard talking to a client today
feel like im losing the ability to converse

No.588706

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>>588702
Are you literally me?
Last week I had a meeting with an important client from California, he was wearing 2 jackets, mittens and a beanie. I just couldn't resist and asked him the most stupid icebreaker question that I could "hey, [client]. Is it cold out there?"
I could see his soul leave his body the moment I asked that question.
For some reason, clients hate talking about the weather



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No. 577791 [Reply]

meet my new gf shes kinda shy
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No. 580471 [Reply]

love bokita
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No.643860

love



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No. 588609 [Reply]

The Ottomans were once one of the most powerful and richest forces on Earth.

However in just about 100 years, Turkey now is mostly poor and irrelevant, with garbage and poverty everywhere.

Perhaps this is how western civilization ends, not with a bang but a sizzle, a slow decay until 100 years from now we are that "poor and irrelevant" country, the dominant power of yesteryear like the Ottomans or the Mongols, no longer existing in any living person's memory, only history.
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No.588622

ordered 600g of loose leaf tea

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No.588652

is this the pedophile thread

No.588657

wonder if in the future americans will be reduced to a name for a piece of furniture



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No. 577798 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!!!!
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No.577813

>>577809
That's ridiculous. I would never do such a thing!

No.577817

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Thinking about getting into Persona 4 Arena Ultimax.

Any fighting game otaku here?

I only played some Tekken 7 and SFV a little bit but not seriously.

No.578348

paste

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No.588656

>>577817
sorry I just pretend to be a gamer for social acceptance



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No. 549760 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!!
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No.571853

>>571850
This poster bumps cp and doxes people and is generally an awful person

No.571854

>>571852
lay down the fucking weed retard

No.571855

>>571850
>psychopath who harassed someone's mother for a month
What

No.571856

green

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No. 588596 [Reply]

sign me up

No.588598

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i will protect my yuri princess from the boids

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too late



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No. 588575 [Reply]

Even though you're only small Sakura, it's only you who fills my heart. It makes me fill you back with my sweetest drink that's savory & salty. To give you a white day every day & white kisses in your pussy lips to make you more babies.

No.588576

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Sakura are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Sakura's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

No.588577

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, hanyan~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Sakura's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

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No. 552047 [Reply]

Holy crap Lois, i meet Yumeri Riamu from Idolmaster!
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No.580962

>>580959
Why did you rename that image to "untitled" before posting it?

No.588493

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Fun Riamu Facts:

1. She's a girl.

2. She has a uterus.

No.588500

>>588493
What's a youturus, is it a type of dinosaur

No.588510

>>588493
why is the baby upside down
expected of riamu to have a defective womb



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No. 588466 [Reply]

did you remember to wear green today
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No.588487

wish the henri worshipper fag would die of aids already it's such a eyesore seeing those unwanted posts all the time

No.588488

henri gave me aids when he fucked me raw in the ass

No.588490

henri the aids spreader

No.588491

he loved spreading aids…sigh

No.588492

hes spreading aids in a better place now



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No. 588450 [Reply]

"Introversion" is not a normal state for a person, humans are social creatures.
It is a defect resulting from a poor childhood.

No.588451

OK, the guy at Home Depot said all we gotta do is strip sand varnish buff varnish buff varnish wax sand buff sand buff buff buff buff

No.588452

very happynice bocchi pic i wish someone had used it for my thread

No.588453

its a flipping repost and your thread sucked im glad its gone

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Thought I'd become a happy confident fool like the norms but instead I just became a prettier autist



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No. 588391 [Reply]

crawl to me mommy!
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No.588416

Don't like the ch*tgpt posts.

No.588418

chotgpt? chwtgpt? chttgt?

guess ill never know…

No.588421

AI will never be able to celpost like a true cel

No.588430

celposting from my celphone

No.588436

mom wants me to do yoga with her



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