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No. 569317 [Reply]

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you should try right clicking a video to copy the url instead of using the address bar like an old man
maybe you would have a girlfriend if you had been doing this the whole time


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Or you know I click "share" (with my mouse) and copy the shortened link.



Dont think anything I can do on the internet box would help getting a partner


haven't seen someone this anally devastated over being called out in a while, you gonna make a few more posts trying to explain why you aren't a mobileteen or was two enough


The only thing that might help is googling "Dr. Yaremchuk" and contacting him for a full deceleration procedure

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No. 569229 [Reply]

I hear that if you spend too much time with a girl you are on good terms with this will eventually happen. All that remains is to find that girl. Easy.


sheeit i aint signed up for raising no baby nigga


What am I supposed to spend time doing with a girl? I don't care about netflix television series and I don't want to talk about political crap or how she's currently arguing with Chad.



dont think apolitical boys or girls exist anymore so your probably out of luck even finding friends nowadays

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No. 569153 [Reply]

sad kaede
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sad because shes old


shes only 25…


sad kaede pussy!


Turn that pussy frown upside down!



her viable breeding years are almost over
probably why shes crying

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No. 553097 [Reply]

>Testosterone Enanthate 500mg/week
>7α-Methyl-19-Nortestosterone Acetate 140mg/week

Do you think this will be enough Otamin or am I deluding myself by thinking it's even possible to get a gf without rotting away your insides with trenbolone
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the chinks made me this way


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I injected them Otamin


with what?


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With 25 gauge needles and insulin syringes
It wasn't enough to get a gf though and I've been off it for a while and feel better now that I'm not agonizingly amorous 24 hours a day

I think I'm done with hormones I've permanently altered my myonuclei enough now to easily maintain a 200lb frame with abs and am plenty strong I won't need anymore than this for where I'm going


are you finally going back?

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No. 569000 [Reply]

*happy lanzhu noises*


stop posting


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You will never break my idolposting spirit


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Gao! GAO!!!


scary lanzhu !!

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No. 569096 [Reply]

happy kaede
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anal sex with kaede!


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I'm doing my best to bring the mindota posts to physical ota


getting physical with kaede!


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You can look but you can't touch


And when you're a producer they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

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No. 569051 [Reply]

>got sucker punched and beaten
>guy broke my arm while I was knocked out
>also stole my credit card
>8 months later
>judge lets him off
I don't think any amount of money will satiate my anger
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Why are you downvoting the top thread on the index?


To air my disapproval.


I still laugh at how ota doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just ota and ota's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on ota because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.


Kill the judge?



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No. 569007 [Reply]

I've been with Konata for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.

She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me Indomie noodles for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told her we were going to go out and have dinner together then go to the arcade. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Tokyo, it's not hard to find a lonely industrial park) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her dad's. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her dad's number on the drive home. I made her talk to him, while daring her to fucking say something.
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I gave my bullets away because I kept thinking about it now I have three guns with no ammo


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A foid started talking at me and it kind of annoyed me because I didn't feel like being stressed out at the moment I have more than enough going on but after the second garbled mumble of words that she had to say "what?" to she realized I didn't have any money to give her or whatever they want so she put her earbuds back in.


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>>569074 Pahahahaha

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No. 569066 [Reply]


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No. 569014 [Reply]

pinched a nerve in my neck before i got out of bed again my day is ruined
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So am I!



Are you calling me a homosexual?


bhole juicy rn


liquid poo is squirting out of my butthole right now

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No. 568977 [Reply]

Himainvaders need to do a better job attaching images to their posts
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They're posting pedophile videos on there now they're going to get ota shut down


Pedos? On my /jp/?

It's more likely than you think.


I hope so.

That would be hilarious!


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What is wrong with you


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It would be entertaining..

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No. 538695 [Reply]

took my sister's keyboard gonna learn to play piano
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chopin onions


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Scarborough Fair cover on a Gunslinger Girl Vocal CD.



I squirted out an onion once


This is neat thanks bro


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love know-nothing silly pretentious broads

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