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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 04:50:38 No. 621556 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 14:16:44 No.621576

>>621573
sigh shes trying her best

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 17:13:36 No.621578

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>ota

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:24:45 No.621580

>>621578
I'll try this next time I'm confronted by a woman

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:59:37 No.621583

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>not ota

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:22:34 No.621594

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:27:46 No. 621545 [Reply]

The C Programming Language

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 01:37:04 No.621551

C is meaningless buddybabble. MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA. Let the white people do language design. buddies should stick to what they do best, selling drugs and shooting each other. C has far less implementation freedom than any other standardized language, but not everyone can handle freedom. We should have kept them in chains.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 03:27:36 No.621553

i like php because its what ota uses

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 17:47:02 No.621579

>>621553
PHP is friendish language, developed by Israeli company with unclear agenda. It is entirely possible that PHP is just a trojan horse and real goal was to produce exploit-happy environment, which Israeli intelligence agencies could leverage to advances interests of Israel. Being originally a collection of CGI scripts designed for building a 'personal home page', PHP indulges messy, unmaintainable code, spaghetti SQL wrapped in spaghetti PHP wrapped in spaghetti HTML, replicated in slightly-varying form in dozens of places.

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 04:16:58 No. 621554 [Reply]

whoa…

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 06:31:07 No.621564

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People love elves.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 07:24:34 No.621567

sick of erufu

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 07:48:02 No.621568

we wuv wamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se3PhrW3awE

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:30:27 No. 621546 [Reply]

I didn't think western movies could still be based then I saw Moonrise Kingdom

It was 2012 but still pretty recent.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:41:01 No.621547

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This movie is straight suifuel, it's about two tweens, a boyscout and moody girl eloping in the woods, including lengthy panty/bra shots, french kissing, marriage, hand holding, love, drama, adventure, and holy shit just kill me.

There is only a brief window of your entire life where love like this can happen, it is so short and then its over, fuck anyone who sabotages this.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:50:07 No.621549

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 01:27:06 No.621550

>>621547
That reminds me of the 2009 film Mr Nobody where the main character reminisces a version of his life where he has an intense romance with his new step sister when they're about 14.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 03:22:18 No.621552

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tried watching this once years ago and gave up perhaps ill give it another try

>There is only a brief window of your entire life where love like this can happen, it is so short and then its over

you will never have that one summer adventure with a girl both on the cusp of being a teenager
before the emotional ups and downs of adolescence but past the cloistered innocence of childhood

being 12 was pretty good but did NOT know any girls

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 07:15:06 No.621566

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had a dream that I was the last human on earth and my mind was transferred to a machine leader and I got to watch my human body get ground into a paste in my old holding cell's toilet and what came out was a paste of meat and excrements but that triggered a trap that I'd set before and it killed all machine kind

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Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 21:21:25 No. 621541 [Reply]

took a massive diarrhea dogshit right on my own face

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 16:30:06 No. 621488 [Reply]

Someone on Gaia told me to take vitamin b and potassium and now i cant go a few days without feeling like i need to blow a big ass load

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 20:01:36 No.621493

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I wank once a day during the week normally but during the weekend it's more like three or four times sometimes even waking up to wank and go back to sleep not sure what this phenomenon is about

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 20:27:39 No.621495

>>621493
Try some zinc

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 06:42:26 No.621519

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stopped vaping now wanking feels like a chore and the orgasms suck
if you dont vape you should try it for wanking it makes for a much better wank

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 09:01:48 No. 621470 [Reply]

I must have been Genghis Khan in a past life, it's the only explanation for why my lust and ambition is so high yet my life is terrible and I'm a powerless virgin.
Our souls are the same and it must be karma for all the countless asian pussies I raped in my previous life

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 22:51:49 No.621508

>>621506
take a trip to the philippines or thailand as long as you're white some girl will want to fuck you

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:37:31 No.621509

>>621508
SEA is also full of socially awkward weeaboo 30 year old virg women who would love a white weeb bf who makes 20x their country's average salary.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:55:44 No.621510

>>621509
is this true

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 02:07:32 No.621513

not permitted to think about real girls please stop putting me in violation

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 02:56:52 No.621514

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4781311

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 16:27:02 No. 621487 [Reply]

>>621474
What a shitty low budget anime. If they made the loli scene 5 minutes longer it would of been saved.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:54:56 No.621512

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would have*

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Anonymous 05/11/24 (Sat) 22:03:03 No. 621354 [Reply]

fuck ota

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 19:52:25 No.621429

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no u

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 03:54:54 No.621461

Stream bitch.

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:34:52 No.621484

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watched the norm movie the screenwriting was tight

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:37:15 No.621485

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it had the hotshot T Hanks in it

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 18:11:04 No. 621422 [Reply]

Does anyone have that epic anime screenshot about how a princess needs a tragedy to become the princess or something like that? I can't find it anywhere.

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 19:36:59 No.621427

>>621426
don't worry she loves it

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 22:09:56 No.621430

where is the image

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 03:38:01 No.621456

t said he'll stream if someone posts it

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:14:53 No.621479

he also said he would bring gnfos back up

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:31:00 No.621483

any day now

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 00:51:12 No. 621440 [Reply]

When you take a hoe to the cat cafe first and none of the cats like her

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 01:17:03 No.621447

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cats know their femcel PREDICTABLE cat ladies in training when they see them

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 02:22:57 No.621448

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all she had to do was not have sex and this would be her…

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 02:39:40 No.621449

would you take a free trip to the cat cafe in exchange for being spermed inside

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 02:44:02 No.621450

probably if a girl did the sperming

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 10:58:50 No.621478

Shes a ho 4 sho

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 22:44:34 No. 621432 [Reply]

me on the left

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 00:05:10 No.621435

im here with a message from henri he said your all gay and stupid

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 03:53:23 No.621460

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this was me yesterday I was in a public swimming pool swimming on my back and a girl crashed into me she laughed it off and said something about us meeting so I got out of the pool and went to one of the saunas 5 minutes later she enters the same sauna I was in I didn't say a word and she went home after like 5 minutes

thanks for listening

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 10:50:26 No.621477

>>621460
there's no denying you could have hit it off

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