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Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 21:44:06 No. 611546 [Reply]

A kid in a parking lot started taking selfies with my car

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Anonymous 10/31/21 (Sun) 02:19:32 No. 551780 [Reply]

Kaede.

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Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 16:28:57 No.611515

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Iori

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 16:40:16 No.611518

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This girl comes up and slaps your ass and says "how big's that dick boy?"

what do

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 17:05:26 No.611521

>>611518
furiously start shoving my dick in her ass

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 18:09:03 No.611528

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Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 19:02:08 No.611533

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get up in them guts

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 22:24:22 No. 611477 [Reply]

I look like this and I do this

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 16:38:56 No.611517

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>Bocchi the Gaia

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Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 07:34:13 No. 611498 [Reply]

"They're not really after me, they're after you. I'm just in the way."
- Donald J. Trump

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 07:44:59 No.611499

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Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 12:15:25 No.611503

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yeah let's go home you clueless brat

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Anonymous 08/11/23 (Fri) 22:48:43 No. 595821 [Reply]

Haha! Why are you looking at my butt?

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Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 03:26:44 No.595837

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>>595828
Eases the routine of repeated dives on shallow deeps and allows one to… seagaze?

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 17:55:50 No.595859

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 19:21:19 No.611462

tight little pussies

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 19:45:52 No.611465

Its fine I'm asexual

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 21:38:55 No.611473

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I'm a sexual too

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 19:23:29 No. 611463 [Reply]

happy 16th birthday /jp/

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 19:32:00 No.611464

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 20:37:09 No.611471

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Happy belated Birthday/jp/!
BLaZE it uP

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 21:24:36 No.611472

>>611464
moot was always such a faggot rulecuck

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Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri) 22:16:40 No. 578428 [Reply]

Konota be smoking that dank

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Anonymous 12/03/22 (Sat) 02:18:54 No.578448

used to have this one mate who would spot it caveman style no bowser it was quite respectable tbh

Anonymous 12/03/22 (Sat) 02:47:08 No.578452

back in the days before dispensaries went to a drug norms house to buy weed while my friend was negotiating the price
Chad looking dad walked into the room and everyone became silent
Dad smiled and said "Hey guys! Anyone want a beer?"
my jaw dropped and dad started laughing
I am an incomparable homoOOo

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 03:00:18 No.595977

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 20:18:22 No.611470

pasted chad dad

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 05:48:52 No. 611421 [Reply]

Ive worn many hats in my life i tell you what

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 07:59:40 No.611427

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knocked my glass of milk over on the fucking carpet
just went to pick it up and it slipped out of my fingers

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 20:01:11 No.611469

Butterfingers

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Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 23:37:29 No. 596614 [Reply]

Woman: *does something completely ordinary*
My brain: GOD, WOMEN ARE SO AMAZING AND PERFECT

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Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 18:59:51 No.611355

>>611347
dont worry she was talking to the apparition of henri that appears at your shoulder to comfort you during times of stress all otabros have the spirit of henri watching over them

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 19:31:01 No.611356

>>611355
I'm Maximus and I killed the shoulder Henri

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 19:40:02 No.611357

Sometimes I accidentally glance at a female and make eye contact but I break it immediately just as I see her smile and then I get upset at myself because I just gave her the ick and cemented myself in her mind as an untouchable by looking like the meek shy scared dweebcel I am. They're too scary I can't help it

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 19:43:48 No.611358

>>611357
Foids love making eye contact maybe I'm handsome and was never aware

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 19:48:02 No.611467

>>611358
Did you just upload this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JUHRad5vQsk?feature=share

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Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 13:02:50 No. 611311 [Reply]

He was my friend
He posted here
And the ratmen shot him right in front of me

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Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 22:56:02 No.611377

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 23:23:43 No.611379

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I'm a bad bitch

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 00:02:53 No.611383

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Posted a couple clown pussy videos on merorin

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 18:44:56 No.611458

we know

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 19:46:54 No.611466

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 02:32:01 No. 611402 [Reply]

Animebytes is killed holy fuck it's over

> Global(services@services.animebytes.tv) - [proton] Current assumption should be that this is legal hold on domain …
> Global(services@services.animebytes.tv) - [proton] I'm giving registrar another 12h for reply before purging everything, all servers except for IRC are currently down and encrypted at rest …
> Global(services@services.animebytes.tv) - [proton] We have no intention of continuing to endanger ourselves or anyone else here by continuing to operate site if it has been noticed by authorities.

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 09:09:33 No.611430

>>611418
https://vndb.org/v19294
https://vndb.org/v21069
https://vndb.org/v28669

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 09:12:19 No.611432

>>611418
https://vndb.org/v18005
https://vndb.org/v4259
https://vndb.org/v2390

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 09:13:51 No.611433

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who has time to play all this trash you are in your mid 30s maybe you should think about doing something with your life

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 09:13:55 No.611434

>>611418
https://vndb.org/v568

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 09:27:40 No.611435

>>611429
>>611430
>>611432
>>611434
Yeah these are all dead on nyaa, but maybe someone will seed if I leave them open for a few days

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 00:53:46 No. 611387 [Reply]

Pussy for chad, rules for non-chads

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 02:26:27 No.611400

You should read the whole comic, she finds a nice boy in the end

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 03:25:39 No.611406

Whenever I see a cel like Daryl try with women I think who the fuck do you think you are if I can't even get a gf and I have higher stats than you in every way what hope do you have retard

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 04:12:36 No.611409

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Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 09:10:15 No.611431

DAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLL

Anonymous 02/20/24 (Tue) 10:08:21 No.611438

used up slag

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