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Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed) 21:51:03 No. 542637 [Reply]

An example sentence used in some Dutch language courses and textbooks is "Ik kan mijn pen niet vinden omdat het veel te donker is", which translates into English word for word as "I can my pen not find because it far too dark is"

And people say Japanese is tarded.

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Anonymous 07/26/21 (Mon) 00:28:37 No.543153

>>543152
You should write an autobiography as well and tell us what his cum tastes like

Anonymous 07/26/21 (Mon) 00:46:34 No.543155

>>543153
>Colorless white essence runs statically

That's what your mom wrote in her autobiography.

Anonymous 07/26/21 (Mon) 01:06:02 No.543156

>>543155
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous 04/23/22 (Sat) 10:38:18 No.563261

You probably didn't know that but vader is a Dutch word for father.

Anonymous 04/23/22 (Sat) 14:00:55 No.563267

like the meme where you translate a sentence word by word then pretend the language is incomprehensible

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Anonymous 04/21/22 (Thu) 21:18:15 No. 563190 [Reply]

Ever notice how ESL curse a lot more than native speakers for some reason? It must be a sign of their suppressed inferiority complex coming out.

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Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 18:19:56 No.563229

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test

Anonymous 04/23/22 (Sat) 05:29:24 No.563257

its nice how i can see a picture of a girls bare pussy with a single click of the mouse

Anonymous 04/23/22 (Sat) 07:07:01 No.563258

https://youtu.be/IV3dnLzthDA
gih lead bros

Anonymous 04/23/22 (Sat) 07:25:14 No.563259

>>563190
Obsessed.

Anonymous 04/23/22 (Sat) 09:37:39 No.563260

a girl's tight hole

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Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 23:08:26 No. 563132 [Reply]

anine under the table trying to find her boyfriend's car keys how kind

Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 23:57:01 No.563136

got the munchies

Anonymous 04/21/22 (Thu) 01:13:46 No.563139

Pretty dank F EELS bros

Anonymous 04/23/22 (Sat) 02:54:56 No.563249

gonna smoke some pot with mom

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Anonymous 04/02/22 (Sat) 22:57:58 No. 562279 [Reply]

Mindblowing how much of so called "mental illness" can be easily fixed by sex and affection from a female. It's like they literally choose to gatekeep us from a basic human instinct and keep us miserable. And then they wonder why so many of us are starting to rise up against this clown world

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Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 03:13:16 No.563201

uhhhhhhhh guys i need female affection sooooo bad ooooooooooh im sufferriiiiiiiiiiiiing BUT ill STILL trash talk them on the internet and berate them at every 711 i visit yup im cel im celtard im not changing for anyone *sheds a manly tear*

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 03:38:16 No.563204

>>563201
Are you me???

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 12:23:41 No.563220

>>563201
pasted

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 16:20:20 No.563226

>>563201
i need female affection from the good ones

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 19:18:05 No.563235

>>563228
She's afraid.

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Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 23:43:54 No. 563134 [Reply]

oatman my good friend was autobanned please consider commuting his sentence he's very upset about it.

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Anonymous 04/21/22 (Thu) 05:09:46 No.563161

>>563160
seethe

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 01:11:07 No.563196

Trevor posting is a bandanke offense on /ota/.

Please consider seeing a doctor Taking the Ota pill.
Side effects include depression, sneezing, and possible seizures if you see Dani posts.
Ota has been known to endure neetdom.

Ota pills can mitigate Trevor post flare ups, bur is not a cure to dealing with Trevor.

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 01:18:47 No.563197

hate trebblers

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 03:51:15 No.563207

twobblers

Anonymous 04/22/22 (Fri) 04:34:16 No.563209

T dawg

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Anonymous 04/21/22 (Thu) 05:30:34 No. 563162 [Reply]

Anonymous 04/21/22 (Thu) 06:59:22 No.563163

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if i had kids i'd probably be super strict and beat them

Anonymous 04/21/22 (Thu) 15:40:47 No.563173

Good thing you'll never reproduce.

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Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 17:48:07 No. 563119 [Reply]

Happy Birthday!

Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 18:53:27 No.563126

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Happy birthday Gokou Ruri and Adolf Hitler

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Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 11:55:17 No. 563109 [Reply]

Happy 4/20!

Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 16:39:30 No.563116

is today's wordle blaze?

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Anonymous 04/17/22 (Sun) 03:03:13 No. 562931 [Reply]

Everything bad to ever happen to me was caused by the norms

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Anonymous 04/18/22 (Mon) 21:42:13 No.563014

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Anonymous 04/18/22 (Mon) 21:55:43 No.563015

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Anonymous 04/18/22 (Mon) 22:19:35 No.563016

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Anonymous 04/18/22 (Mon) 23:47:31 No.563017

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>>563016

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>>563017

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Anonymous 04/13/22 (Wed) 23:30:58 No. 562794 [Reply]

Please stick it in me.

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of ya over myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
… I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
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Anonymous 04/15/22 (Fri) 17:55:07 No.562881

This guy looks like he's cumming furiously

Anonymous 04/19/22 (Tue) 04:14:29 No.563030

broke a three month no jo streak yesterday and made this exact face

Anonymous 04/19/22 (Tue) 05:54:18 No.563033

where the FUCK did the rat and mole thread go

Anonymous 04/19/22 (Tue) 06:10:55 No.563036

it was shifted to /2d/

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