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No. 619504 [Reply]

lets tap lets tap
future tapping game
lets tap and lets tap
future tapping game
oh yeah!
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No.619873

>>619870
it's ai slop and you're a pedophile

No.619882

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No.619889

>>619873
there is literally no way that's aislop

No.619892

ignore the aislop guy last time he was calling anime screenshots aislop no it just looks like that because its a product of underpaid illustrators

No.619911

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I'd bet all fbi pizza spam is ai generated



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No. 619884 [Reply]

link 1 for kagari then
make out with my body pillow,
cant otk but i always draw the out
raye, raye, i love, love, raye, raye


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No. 619853 [Reply]

>"Yes Harry, I know that we have literal luck in a bottle, a potion so unthinkably powerful that it seemingly bends fate to our wills in ways that we could have never predicted (which, by the way, suggests the existence of a nigh omnipotent entity that for some reasons does your bidding after you drink a potion)."

>"I know that if all the members of the Order took a sip of that retarded fortuna-ex-machina and attacked Voldy, we could end this terrible war in one afternoon and be back on time for our gay tea and crumpets. The only problem with that potion is that you can't use it too often, but we wouldn't need to. Once would be plenty. Or maybe we could have one different member drink a full vial during every mission, to ensure its success."


>"I have forgotten none of that, Harry. I don't have dementia. I simply prefer to cause as much death as possible with an absurdly convoluted plan that involves you gaining possessions of 3 ancient artifacts through interpreting my vague hints, none of which will be effective against Voldemort, and then push him into accidentally killing himself because wands choose their masters and somehow I predicted that the chain of ownership of the Elder wand would go me-Draco-you."


>"Now go back to your dorm and stop yelling Reparo at the crotch of all our transsexuals students. I'm out of points to give Griffindor."

No.619854

didnt read lol

No.619866

>>619854
at least read the last line



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No. 619865 [Reply]

shit in my hand and threw it in my mom's face


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No. 619410 [Reply]

Ota…
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No.619829

never watched rick n morty think the most recent western cartoon i watched was a couple seasons of adventure time like a decade ago

No.619831

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>>619829
What if I deleted my post and it looked like you were just talking about Rick and Morty by yourself?

No.619832

a blogs a blog

No.619836

>>619827
How can I become a cool girl like this

No.619838

a loser like you? dont make me laugh



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No. 537509 [Reply]

fuck ota
you fucking chinks
coco will *NEVER* die
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No.551127

>>537509
Nice tittys

No.551129

>>551127
Thanks.

No.551132

why can't japan be the up and coming super power instead of china

No.551134

>>537543
why is the gamer maid no longer streaming games

No.619835

nice tittys bitch



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No. 576605 [Reply]

I met Josh and Ron Paul at an autocross a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Josh looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped slut." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him, "Oh Josh you found another goofball?", "Yeah Ron Paul, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Josh jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Ron Paul jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear, "She's going to get the goofballs - and you ain't gonna do nothing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Josh undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Josh just kept pushing her head down.

Josh looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball". It was like a silent movie. Before continuing, Josh had removed his clothes. Ron Paul said it was to ‘gain additional strength.’ I watched as Josh then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her ass with his hands. Ron Paul who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs!", as he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling onto my shirt. I then felt what I can assume was Ron Paul's boner pushing into my back… I blacked out.
Needless to say we aren't together anymore.

No.576607

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Josh will be live at Virginia International Raceway this November 2nd through 4th

No.576608

>>576607
hope he crashes and burns

No.576616

>>576608
crying

No.619833

I drive



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No. 619791 [Reply]

got a big hairy back like a flippin gorilla may as well have a fur coat back there its two inches thick

No.619792

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I genetically don't have torso hair (pale white irish/italian)

No.619823

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No. 619617 [Reply]

trashed the entire house and told mom that ota told me to do it
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No.619714

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COCAINE
ALL NIGHT LONG

No.619715

rip peep

No.619718

>>619710
I'm imagining being a cop stopping to take a call from dispatch at 3am only to look up and see some autistic bald man frantically waving and giving me thumbs up in his underwear

No.619789

>>619718
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA definitely whatmin

No.619821

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No. 619721 [Reply]

Is social anxiety essentially narcissism?
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No.619751

>>619748
is that you in the pic?

No.619754

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>>619751
Yes I identify as P5S Futaba where she becomes an extroverted bitch. She was always secretly a total bitch but her social anxiety hid it.

No.619760

>>619754
She's literally me in every sense of my being

No.619762

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

No.619819

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No. 610087 [Reply]

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, everyone already forgot lycoreco
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No.610693

love raping pussies even when they cry and tell you to stop

No.610721

>>610693
Stop raping kiddie pussy you freak

No.610735

>>610721
love being a freak while raping pussies

No.619719

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No.619817

p



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No. 619649 [Reply]

How is everyone doing today? :)
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No.619672

No, a rhino is not a type of dinosaur. A rhino, short for rhinoceros, is an ungulate or hoofed mammal. Dinosaurs, on the other hand, are a group of reptiles classified as archosaurs. With the exception of modern birds all the dinosaurs went extinct about 65 million years ago.

No.619675

whatmin not gonna like that last part

No.619699

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>>619667
Me too friend, though i think i'm a bit more sad than angry, hope you feel better soon though :)))

No.619700

>>619675
i like dinosaurs they're cool

No.619811

k



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