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No. 540617 [Reply]

my virtual gf got really pissed when I said someone was prettier than her
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No.540695

>>540665
Uh, yes? What’s the point in bringing it up?

No.540699

When you truly love someone, they're the prettiest person in the world to you.

No.540701

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>>540665
they might not be the prettiest person but they should be the prettiest to you at least

No.540716

love a dark stormy day in summer

No.540718

>>540701
it was a disposable virtual cg gf, i turned the yandere toggle off it's all good now bros



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No. 540664 [Reply]

Congrats Italy!

No.540666

italien

No.540668

Guess football is not coming home…

No.540670

The lolimo GUP…



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No. 540642 [Reply]

In Leucauge mariana females will cannibalize males if their sexual performance was poor. They use palpal inflations to determine sperm count and if the female deems sperm count too low she will consume the male.

No.540645

There is a high likelihood I will die a virg but at least I won't get vored



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No. 540435 [Reply]

Storm took out my power but some things still work. Computer and internet but not all the lights. Weird.
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No.540470

>>540468
Oh well that changes a few things. Did you try to power the fridge from the same socket your pc works off of? If you have multiple incoming phases the storm could have roasted one of them outside on the street
If they are classic light bulbs, you can just check if the filament is still intact

No.540473

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Also if the electric system is a little newer, you can have something called a phi-relay in there which is a life protection relay that measures current going through the ground plane. Lightning rods are grounded so it's possible one of those tripped since they have very low thresholds (they are supposed to detect when you electrocute yourself and become the grounding)
Although these are newer things

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No.540599

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>>540473
That sounds interesting. I'm still not sure what happened but power came back a few hours ago.
>>540470
Nothing was damaged at all. Everything's back and working.
Really weird.
>>540552
Cute!!

No.540600

>>540599
sigh wish i had a vtuber friend to trade commissions with of our donut steal oc



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No. 540563 [Reply]

Alright but really
I just want to know why the FUCK I was strapped into a restraining device against my will in my first defenseless minutes of life and had a functional part of my penis sliced off???
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No.540582

>>540568
used to as a teen but NOT very often now im low test probably

No.540586

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>>540575
>my covenant

This covenant no longer applies.

Paul said people who argue for circumcision should just cut their entire dick off.

Galatians 5:12, NIV: "As for those agitators, I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves!"

No.540587

>>540586
the norms

No.540591

>>540586
Well Paul believed that Jesus was the messiah which is false.

No.540592

>>540591
>Nooo why did I have to explicitly reject Christ on ota-chan ahhh it burns I don't want to be in hell anymore

I mean, I hope he forgives you anyway but don't push your luck.



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No. 540569 [Reply]

>Americans discard more food than any other country, nearly 40 million tons — or 30-40 percent of the entire US food supply.
>Food takes up more space in US landfills than anything else.

ISGYGD waste food

Also ISHYG steal food from supermarket dumpsters

No.540577

die

No.540583

I waste food precisely because there's already 40% so why bother

I also have stolen food from dumpsters before was a bit "yabai" when I got stuck in one that was chained closed and could only open a smidgen for me to slither in but luckily I escaped before dawn with a haul and nobody saw me

No.540590

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Otamin can you turn down the flood timer on posts with the same content?

I can't post a post with no text because someone else already made a textless post in the past 20 minutes

It does nothing to stop actual spam



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No. 540442 [Reply]

makis's very own thread
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No.540452

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>>540442
Maki gracefully sliding into the umi with her mizugi!

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No.540494

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maki always gets the best threads

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No.540513

>>540512
sugoi love live posters really are smart huh



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No. 539940 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

No.539945

What the hell is your problem, asshole

No.540467

emergency rations spotted

No.540469

Did you give up spamming the board after 4 threads?



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No. 540424 [Reply]

No.540425

i don't get it

No.540426

btw you downloaded a thumbnail
Error
An error has occured.
Flood detected; Post discarded.

Go back

No.540428

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Went full autism trying to find this.

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No. 540378 [Reply]

*chomp*

No.540379

currybutt is streaming ffxiv

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No.540423

>>540381
Cool stream, but does she ever talk?



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No. 540301 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.540309

>>540307
shut the heck up nerd

No.540310

>>540308
It's because he closed gnfos again
The problem is we make ota too good so Trevor has no desire to keep his own imageboard up because it does nothing soaks up all of his normalfag teen worshipers

No.540311

shouldn't his worshippers be in their 30s by now

No.540314

>>540311
Every time one ages out a new one takes their place I'm not sure how he does it

No.540337

>>540314
constantly spa- advertising on 4chan helps



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No. 540107 [Reply]

stoled from doushio ;)

No.540108

kininaru upon seeing those breasts

No.540120

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is… i-is that… HYOUKA???!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH LOOK AT THE SKYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! BY SOMEONE!!!!!! OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE IT!!!!!!!!!!! IT
S SHATTERING OH MY FUCKING GHODOODDDODODDOOOOOOOOOOOD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HYOUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'M FUUUUUCKING HYOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOKKAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! UNFFFFFF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF YASSSSS YESSSSSS YOOOOOOOOS
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OHH
OHHH
OHHHH
OHHHHHH
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No.540300

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… What the fuck is Hyouka?



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