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Anonymous 01/18/22 (Tue) 15:33:53 No. 558186 [Reply]

i planted rows of peas
by the first week of july
they should have come up to my knees
but they were maybe ankle high…

Anonymous 01/18/22 (Tue) 19:41:48 No.558205

crying for the heightcel peas

Anonymous 01/18/22 (Tue) 20:09:06 No.558206

>>558205
Kek

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 10:58:48 No.569381

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knee high by July

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Anonymous 06/14/22 (Tue) 04:18:54 No. 568129 [Reply]

Starting to think those years and years we spent isolated in a room had a negative impact on our brains

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Anonymous 06/14/22 (Tue) 05:42:21 No.568131

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while the norms were partying i cultivated inner-strength

Anonymous 06/14/22 (Tue) 05:56:50 No.568132

feels nice being on twitter gives me the sense that im not missing out

Anonymous 06/14/22 (Tue) 06:17:46 No.568133

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>>568131
That may be true but in exchange your brain got irreversibly broken

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 00:13:15 No.569360

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 04:23:48 No.569370

>>568133
Man I hate when that happens

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Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 21:59:01 No. 569356 [Reply]

typical day at the mansion

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 23:44:55 No.569357

larp

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 23:49:30 No.569358

>>569357
?

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 23:52:44 No.569359

think my forehead is too small to be a lolininja at the mansion

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 00:15:22 No.569361

>>569359
don't worry guy's foreheads get a growth spurt in middle age

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:52:54 No.569367

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:20:39 No. 569363 [Reply]

So was the tulpa thing real or not?
I feel like if it was real then the fad wouldn't have died out. There would always be more people wanting to make their anime girls real. But all discussion and interest in it has died down, which means it might have just been a hoax that lost its inertia, rather than a newly discovered life changing knowledge.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:28:08 No.569364

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:31:13 No.569366

Read about how some people went through psychosis because they let their tulpa take over their minds.

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Juggalo7 07/03/22 (Sun) 17:48:58 No. 569317 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/o4m5jQy5A2U

Faaade into you

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Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 18:16:26 No.569322

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>>569319
you should try right clicking a video to copy the url instead of using the address bar like an old man
maybe you would have a girlfriend if you had been doing this the whole time

Juggalo7 07/03/22 (Sun) 18:18:26 No.569323

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>>569319
Or you know I click "share" (with my mouse) and copy the shortened link.

https://youtu.be/hII0JXUJNDo

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 18:19:13 No.569324

Dont think anything I can do on the internet box would help getting a partner

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 18:24:44 No.569325

>>569322
>>569323
haven't seen someone this anally devastated over being called out in a while, you gonna make a few more posts trying to explain why you aren't a mobileteen or was two enough

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 18:25:11 No.569326

>>569324
The only thing that might help is googling "Dr. Yaremchuk" and contacting him for a full deceleration procedure

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Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 19:55:37 No. 569229 [Reply]

I hear that if you spend too much time with a girl you are on good terms with this will eventually happen. All that remains is to find that girl. Easy.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 19:58:16 No.569230

sheeit i aint signed up for raising no baby nigga

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 20:06:32 No.569231

What am I supposed to spend time doing with a girl? I don't care about netflix television series and I don't want to talk about political crap or how she's currently arguing with Chad.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 21:12:30 No.569232

>>569231
Sex?

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 21:19:42 No.569233

dont think apolitical boys or girls exist anymore so your probably out of luck even finding friends nowadays

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Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 16:19:24 No. 569153 [Reply]

sad kaede

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Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 17:22:37 No.569155

sad because shes old

Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 17:37:39 No.569156

>>569155
shes only 25…

Kaede's CREAMY pussy 07/01/22 (Fri) 17:42:15 No.569157

sad kaede pussy!

Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 18:15:10 No.569158

Turn that pussy frown upside down!

^_^

Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 19:13:40 No.569160

>>569156
her viable breeding years are almost over
probably why shes crying

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 00:02:09 No. 569051 [Reply]

>got sucker punched and beaten
>guy broke my arm while I was knocked out
>also stole my credit card
>8 months later
>judge lets him off
I don't think any amount of money will satiate my anger

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 02:06:17 No.569067

>>569065
To air my disapproval.

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 02:10:43 No.569068

I still laugh at how ota doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just ota and ota's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on ota because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 07:48:13 No.569082

>>569051
Kill the judge?

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 20:18:43 No.569113

>>569068
cringe

Anonymous 11/05/23 (Sun) 11:38:32 No.605044

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BFRR971R?language=en-US&ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_QJ6T1VWQNFPY4DM84YM9

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 01:30:33 No. 569066 [Reply]

>/jp/

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 13:08:42 No. 569014 [Reply]

pinched a nerve in my neck before i got out of bed again my day is ruined

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 15:21:22 No.569020

So am I!

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 15:25:02 No.569021

>>569020
fag

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 20:30:10 No.569037

>>569021
Are you calling me a homosexual?

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 23:19:39 No.569047

bhole juicy rn

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 23:42:42 No.569048

liquid poo is squirting out of my butthole right now

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Anonymous 06/27/22 (Mon) 02:40:37 No. 568855 [Reply]

Hey, how are you? Are you hanging in there? We've been together for almost 10 years now, but I've never even asked.

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Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 05:27:23 No.568924

if a boy is cute and feminine enough you should be allowed to impregnate him
why is biology unfair

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 12:01:19 No.568937

fags

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 23:03:02 No.568988

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I walked into the kitchen and looked directly at the dehydrator on the counter and told it that I'm going upstairs and I'll be back in a minute and it didn't hit me until a few seconds later that I'm talking to appliances now. I've been known to self mumble some but not actually talking to something we might be about to lose it for real ota.

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 02:08:06 No.568993

>>568988
wish I had kitchen tomodachitatchis

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 05:36:41 No.569003

>>568988
I do this all the time, I thought it was normal

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Anonymous 06/19/22 (Sun) 18:01:15 No. 568433 [Reply]

Making a couple blogs

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Anonymous 06/25/22 (Sat) 00:49:24 No.568713

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This "Soulja Boy" joke was funny the first 5 times but… okay it's still funny.

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 21:42:02 No.568967

zing

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:08:24 No.568974

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>>568967
>Full nude
It's just too tasteless.
I thought about trying to install a nude mod but decided not to.

Also lol at Youtube allowing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhMXSv23kY

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 01:19:08 No.568991

Yeah nopan is where it's at. I need a woman..

Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed) 01:52:59 No.568992

rarely wear undies at home

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