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No. 569317 [Reply]

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No.569322

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>>569319
you should try right clicking a video to copy the url instead of using the address bar like an old man
maybe you would have a girlfriend if you had been doing this the whole time

No.569323

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>>569319
Or you know I click "share" (with my mouse) and copy the shortened link.

https://youtu.be/hII0JXUJNDo

No.569324

Dont think anything I can do on the internet box would help getting a partner

No.569325

>>569322
>>569323
haven't seen someone this anally devastated over being called out in a while, you gonna make a few more posts trying to explain why you aren't a mobileteen or was two enough

No.569326

>>569324
The only thing that might help is googling "Dr. Yaremchuk" and contacting him for a full deceleration procedure



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No. 569229 [Reply]

I hear that if you spend too much time with a girl you are on good terms with this will eventually happen. All that remains is to find that girl. Easy.

No.569230

sheeit i aint signed up for raising no baby nigga

No.569231

What am I supposed to spend time doing with a girl? I don't care about netflix television series and I don't want to talk about political crap or how she's currently arguing with Chad.

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No.569233

dont think apolitical boys or girls exist anymore so your probably out of luck even finding friends nowadays



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No. 569153 [Reply]

sad kaede
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No.569155

sad because shes old

No.569156

>>569155
shes only 25…

No.569157

sad kaede pussy!

No.569158

Turn that pussy frown upside down!

^_^

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>>569156
her viable breeding years are almost over
probably why shes crying



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No. 553097 [Reply]

>Testosterone Enanthate 500mg/week
>7α-Methyl-19-Nortestosterone Acetate 140mg/week

Do you think this will be enough Otamin or am I deluding myself by thinking it's even possible to get a gf without rotting away your insides with trenbolone
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No.553179

the chinks made me this way

No.555641

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I injected them Otamin

No.569130

>>555641
with what?

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>>569130
With 25 gauge needles and insulin syringes
It wasn't enough to get a gf though and I've been off it for a while and feel better now that I'm not agonizingly amorous 24 hours a day

I think I'm done with hormones I've permanently altered my myonuclei enough now to easily maintain a 200lb frame with abs and am plenty strong I won't need anymore than this for where I'm going

No.569133

>>569131
are you finally going back?



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No. 569051 [Reply]

>got sucker punched and beaten
>guy broke my arm while I was knocked out
>also stole my credit card
>8 months later
>judge lets him off
I don't think any amount of money will satiate my anger
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No.569067

>>569065
To air my disapproval.

No.569068

I still laugh at how ota doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just ota and ota's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on ota because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

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>>569051
Kill the judge?

No.569113

>>569068
cringe

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No. 569066 [Reply]

>/jp/


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No. 569014 [Reply]

pinched a nerve in my neck before i got out of bed again my day is ruined
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No.569020

So am I!

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No.569037

>>569021
Are you calling me a homosexual?

No.569047

bhole juicy rn

No.569048

liquid poo is squirting out of my butthole right now



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No. 568855 [Reply]

Hey, how are you? Are you hanging in there? We've been together for almost 10 years now, but I've never even asked.
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No.568924

if a boy is cute and feminine enough you should be allowed to impregnate him
why is biology unfair

No.568937

fags

No.568988

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I walked into the kitchen and looked directly at the dehydrator on the counter and told it that I'm going upstairs and I'll be back in a minute and it didn't hit me until a few seconds later that I'm talking to appliances now. I've been known to self mumble some but not actually talking to something we might be about to lose it for real ota.

No.568993

>>568988
wish I had kitchen tomodachitatchis

No.569003

>>568988
I do this all the time, I thought it was normal



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No. 568433 [Reply]

Making a couple blogs
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No.568713

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This "Soulja Boy" joke was funny the first 5 times but… okay it's still funny.

No.568967

zing

No.568974

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>>568967
>Full nude
It's just too tasteless.
I thought about trying to install a nude mod but decided not to.

Also lol at Youtube allowing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhMXSv23kY

No.568991

Yeah nopan is where it's at. I need a woman..

No.568992

rarely wear undies at home



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No. 551943 [Reply]

my room

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No. 535736 [Reply]

Not a single one of my threads survived the spam
it feels like I've been erased from existence
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No.535955

the saddest part is that all the anti-idol threads I kept bumped died.

No.535956

Why didn't you save the nape thread?

No.535957

several of my threads survived and I didn't even lift a finger some cuck saved them for me I am an incomparable homo

No.568970

not gonna make the same mistake again

No.568971

maybe if you made better threads it wouldn't have been an issue the first time either



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No. 553546 [Reply]

At last, the final norm has been slain.
But at what cost?
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No.568959

come on down to /ghost/

No.568960

>>568958
Was it the norms again

No.568961

>>568959
No thanks worm. Raiders and transplants are what I'm actually mad at.

No.568963

>>568961
what are you waiting for go on down and give them the what for

No.568966

>>568963
He's too much of a coward! He's all talk..



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