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No. 647795 [Reply]

Translator note: Janken pon is rock-paper-scissors

No.647796

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So I actually had penis inspection day at school.

It was 6th grade and some old fag had all the boys line up and touched their balls.

There is NO WAY you can tell me that's normal, we didn't have "check for some other cancer" day, but you're telling me we needed to have some old guy touch hundreds of 6th grader's balls to check for testicular cancer?

Kind of insane how the USA literally does the "she was 17 years old 364 days you sick fuck" meme unironically, but then has this systematic molestation of hundreds of kids by random perverted doctors who got some school administrator to think this (out of all other possible medical tests I never received) is necessary.

I remember thinking I should say no, or request a female doctor or else I would refuse, but I just let it happen. Kind of pisses me off in retrospect.

No.647797

the truth finally comes to light; now it all makes sense

the karmic circle is complete



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No. 647791 [Reply]

wch 2hu wud u suk?


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No. 527620 [Reply]

RICE IS NICE
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No.646595

Had to drop rice and other big carbs it's too close to summer and abs are too far away

No.646596

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>>646594
Arale!

No.646597

I recently found out that Rice Shower is the most hated horsegirl in Japan…

No.646598

>>646597
Yeah that was the plot

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No. 647202 [Reply]

I went to my local WAWA and the guy working the counter shouted to his other coworker about 4chan and chicken jockey. Imagine hearing the words “4chan” uttered IRL. Haha wow. What a fun week.
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No.647719

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No.647738

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Figure I'd ask the experts here.

Is this AI slop?

No.647739

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>>647738
Yes, she asked the AI to make her ass bigger. I can tell by the pixels.

No.647740

spam

No.647743

ASS



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No. 490677 [Reply]

Please forgive my boobness
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No.637035

why are you talking to yourself

No.637036

?

No.637037

!

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No. 535453 [Reply]

Who's ota's favorite horse girl?
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No.646863

b

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No.647734

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"The female of the species is more deadly than the male."

- otter ming

No.647737

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No. 647325 [Reply]

Had a dream that ota shut down after being gorespammed for an entire week
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No.647730

not sure which smells worse the otacave or the average con feel like the cons have more air circulation and girlsmell

No.647731

urine, rank puss and body odor

No.647732

never smelled girlpuss or girlpiss

No.647733

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the ota meetup

No.647736

Otamin PENIS banned my home ip again because I was trying to post a funny url



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No. 584018 [Reply]

This is Anus. She is very cute.
Her hobbies include inventing magic tools and munching on carpets!
Please give her a warm welcome.
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No.628216

>>628210
That's right! Cum all over those bitches!

No.647724

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No.647725

sticking things into Anus

No.647727

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wonder if revolutionary gfs like to adopt cats and take them in a stroller on lakewalks



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No. 570578 [Reply]

da soceity ends dis year 4sho
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No.570649

esports are not real sports. get a job, nerds.

No.570650

i have a job

No.570651

>>570635
When will you norms get that you aren't welcome here?

No.570652

you just stepped into normtown buddy

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No. 647097 [Reply]

Ummm, Isn't this a blue board?
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No.647716

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No.647718

it's the heckin spamerinos pussy board

No.647720

>>647716
scary alien fingers

No.647721

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>>647720
Don't anatomy bully :P

No.647723

>>647716
scary pussy fingers



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No. 573884 [Reply]

Dont know why the yurihaters flocked here when ota has always been a safe space even after flower sunday poster died
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remember the yuri motorcycle anime

No.646359

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between a bike and a woman i'd probably pick the bike

No.646360

i can go anywhere on my cabu

No.646368

>>646359
I'd pick a dyke

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No. 647517 [Reply]

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No.647547

henri prided himself on his masculinity but he ran like a little bitch when otamin threatened to out him as ftm

No.647561

henris masculinity was an inspiration to all of us and a threat to the oat man

No.647578

henri was NOT an inspiration
He was a coward who ran away crying like a little bitch when the almighty otamin dabbed on him

No.647581

nobody beats the otaman

NOBODY

No.647717

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Nooo my dick isn't small



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