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No. 591794 [Reply]

mom made something she called spa water its a pitcher of water with pieces of fresh mint lemons and cucumber in it very refreshing

No.591795

could have made it yourself

No.591796

cucumber water for customers only



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No. 590958 [Reply]

Happy Mother's Day!
Have you given mom her present yet?
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No.590962

haven't talked to mom since Christmas

No.591760

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No.591779

mom bought home takeaway food yesterday but it was some weird thai shit and really wasnt that good and it was just awkward eating it

No.591790

love my mom

No.591791

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everyone loves mom



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No. 578004 [Reply]

I hope when I get a gf she will be kinda bi or something like that and will be able to appreciate my treasured collection of images of cute 2D/3D girls I have amassed over the years
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No.591783

but you can see her asshole

No.591785

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No.591786

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I like Futaba more than any other fictional character ever, what does it mean

No.591787

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No.591788

>>591786
That means she is what is known as your "favorite bishoujo".



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No. 591735 [Reply]

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens.

No.591736

matamatasakamata

No.591738

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the ghosts in her room are totally real jerks…

No.591742

Alien mommy occasionally shows up in my room to give me milkies

No.591765

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No Friday night stream, still no gn. Asshole.



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No. 535709 [Reply]

I love yuri. How about u?
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No. 591759 [Reply]

Background characters be like

-_- ._.

Main character girls be like

O o O


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No. 563450 [Reply]

I hate them. Fuck women
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No.563580

back to 4chan zoomers

No.563581

>>563580
don't you belong there as well for using their language

No.563582

>>563581
Seethe

No.591677

lol

No.591749

https://youtu.be/YXY1FhEWM88
Apparently this scene "proves" Gus Fring is gay but when I watched the series I never thought that at all? Do I have autism?



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No. 571926 [Reply]

>go to my grocery store
>go to pay
>new girl cashier
>have a naruto wallet my mother gifted me because my old wallet was falling apart
>she says "wow you must really love naruto,who's you're favorite character"
>I look at her and notice she has a tattoo on her hand so I say "none of your business now ring me up"
>calls me a rude prick
>stare at her without saying anything
>she finally rings me up
>leave
>now every time I go to the grocery store and shes the one ringing me up she takes ages to do it on purpose or lets other customers behind me get rung up first

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No.571969

>>571954
what if you have two men equal in looks, money, and status?

No.571977

>>571969
She flips both

No.571978

love when a girl negs my penis

No.591732

cute story

No.591748

give me your number ill ring you up instead



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No. 591726 [Reply]

What is the reason for the unprecedented interest in Japanese weather?
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No.591739

>>591737
>Hobbies: Anime, Games, Manga, Cosplay, Shogi (a kind of Japanese chess).

wow shes just like me

No.591740

>>591739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwACjl9A9Y
and she loves our favorite girls too

No.591741

>>591740
oh shes a tuberteen…

No.591743

nothin teen

No.591745

pussy teen



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No. 556794 [Reply]

almost shitted myself made it to the toilet just in time
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No.570559

hid from them they left a note on the door

No.570560

hope you remembered to hide your buttplug collection

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Still lie awake in bed every once in a while and remember when I had the loudest nastiest MK677 enhanced doodoo of my life as my boss sat outside the door six feet away why are most memories always bad and most of the good ones I have are video game related from 2006

No.570575

>>570574
someone call poison control we have to save nico

No.591744

is poopoo one word or two?



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No. 572481 [Reply]

everyone but… my friend…
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No.591701

Change your dimension, nothing you can mention.

No.591725

crying the trannyragers made my friend leave

No.591727

crying why did the low level ratmen do this

No.591729

crying why did the low level trannyrats do this



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No. 568909 [Reply]

Have you ever been kissed by a drunk MILF? Did you get shy or did you stick your tongue down her throat?
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No.568978

None

No.568979

>>568969
was able to lick the foreskin before

No.568983

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mfw when this is a female artist

http://exhentai.org/g/2258908/86bbef9bae/

No.569084

Me and my friend went to a pub in England once and got speaking to two older Welsh ladies. The redhead one I was speaking to kissed me and my friend's one tried to kiss him but he made fun of her big teeth. Then it turned out they were both married

No.591728

>>568909
whoa he got kissed by a loli!
How romantic



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