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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 07:00:15 No. 591794 [Reply]

mom made something she called spa water its a pitcher of water with pieces of fresh mint lemons and cucumber in it very refreshing

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 07:10:40 No.591795

could have made it yourself

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 07:45:01 No.591796

cucumber water for customers only

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Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 18:13:23 No. 590958 [Reply]

Happy Mother's Day!
Have you given mom her present yet?

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 00:31:51 No.590962

haven't talked to mom since Christmas

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:56:43 No.591760

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 20:13:31 No.591779

mom bought home takeaway food yesterday but it was some weird thai shit and really wasnt that good and it was just awkward eating it

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 03:05:47 No.591790

love my mom

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 03:44:43 No.591791

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everyone loves mom

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Anonymous 11/27/22 (Sun) 04:03:07 No. 578004 [Reply]

I hope when I get a gf she will be kinda bi or something like that and will be able to appreciate my treasured collection of images of cute 2D/3D girls I have amassed over the years

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 22:36:14 No.591783

but you can see her asshole

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:12:44 No.591785

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:16:57 No.591786

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I like Futaba more than any other fictional character ever, what does it mean

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:17:48 No.591787

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:44:54 No.591788

>>591786
That means she is what is known as your "favorite bishoujo".

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 20:48:50 No. 591735 [Reply]

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens.

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 20:59:41 No.591736

matamatasakamata

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:06:40 No.591738

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the ghosts in her room are totally real jerks…

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:47:10 No.591742

Alien mommy occasionally shows up in my room to give me milkies

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 15:56:38 No.591765

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No Friday night stream, still no gn. Asshole.

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Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed) 22:26:55 No. 535709 [Reply]

I love yuri. How about u?

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Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 21:07:19 No.591217

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Anonymous 05/21/23 (Sun) 22:05:34 No.591461

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Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon) 22:25:42 No.591492

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 13:04:54 No.591715

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 12:16:51 No.591762

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:00:44 No. 591759 [Reply]

Background characters be like

-_- ._.

Main character girls be like

O o O

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Anonymous 04/27/22 (Wed) 23:22:54 No. 563450 [Reply]

I hate them. Fuck women

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Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 06:58:51 No.563580

back to 4chan zoomers

Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 11:05:25 No.563581

>>563580
don't you belong there as well for using their language

Anonymous 05/01/22 (Sun) 11:38:06 No.563582

>>563581
Seethe

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 16:20:10 No.591677

lol

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:42:39 No.591749

https://youtu.be/YXY1FhEWM88
Apparently this scene "proves" Gus Fring is gay but when I watched the series I never thought that at all? Do I have autism?

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Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 22:06:59 No. 571926 [Reply]

>go to my grocery store
>go to pay
>new girl cashier
>have a naruto wallet my mother gifted me because my old wallet was falling apart
>she says "wow you must really love naruto,who's you're favorite character"
>I look at her and notice she has a tattoo on her hand so I say "none of your business now ring me up"
>calls me a rude prick
>stare at her without saying anything
>she finally rings me up
>leave
>now every time I go to the grocery store and shes the one ringing me up she takes ages to do it on purpose or lets other customers behind me get rung up first

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Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 15:09:57 No.571969

>>571954
what if you have two men equal in looks, money, and status?

Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 18:18:18 No.571977

>>571969
She flips both

Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 18:38:42 No.571978

love when a girl negs my penis

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 19:48:58 No.591732

cute story

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 01:09:46 No.591748

give me your number ill ring you up instead

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:36:50 No. 591726 [Reply]

What is the reason for the unprecedented interest in Japanese weather?

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:20:47 No.591739

>>591737
>Hobbies: Anime, Games, Manga, Cosplay, Shogi (a kind of Japanese chess).

wow shes just like me

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:27:08 No.591740

>>591739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwACjl9A9Y
and she loves our favorite girls too

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:37:49 No.591741

>>591740
oh shes a tuberteen…

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:53:35 No.591743

nothin teen

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 22:03:00 No.591745

pussy teen

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Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 20:36:47 No. 556794 [Reply]

almost shitted myself made it to the toilet just in time

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Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 00:15:59 No.570559

hid from them they left a note on the door

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 00:25:49 No.570560

hope you remembered to hide your buttplug collection

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 03:47:14 No.570574

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Still lie awake in bed every once in a while and remember when I had the loudest nastiest MK677 enhanced doodoo of my life as my boss sat outside the door six feet away why are most memories always bad and most of the good ones I have are video game related from 2006

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 04:04:51 No.570575

>>570574
someone call poison control we have to save nico

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:57:58 No.591744

is poopoo one word or two?

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Anonymous 08/18/22 (Thu) 14:17:59 No. 572481 [Reply]

everyone but… my friend…

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 23:59:58 No.591699

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 00:44:40 No.591701

Change your dimension, nothing you can mention.

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:22:55 No.591725

crying the trannyragers made my friend leave

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:49:52 No.591727

crying why did the low level ratmen do this

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:57:16 No.591729

crying why did the low level trannyrats do this

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Anonymous 06/27/22 (Mon) 22:41:21 No. 568909 [Reply]

Have you ever been kissed by a drunk MILF? Did you get shy or did you stick your tongue down her throat?

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Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:28:30 No.568978

None

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:29:06 No.568979

>>568969
was able to lick the foreskin before

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:44:44 No.568983

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mfw when this is a female artist

http://exhentai.org/g/2258908/86bbef9bae/

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 07:57:18 No.569084

Me and my friend went to a pub in England once and got speaking to two older Welsh ladies. The redhead one I was speaking to kissed me and my friend's one tried to kiss him but he made fun of her big teeth. Then it turned out they were both married

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:51:42 No.591728

>>568909
whoa he got kissed by a loli!
How romantic

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