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No. 424887 [Reply]

lol witch idol wud u fuk?
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No.424977

I remember doing a big cum on Haruka fig a long time ago.

No.424979

>>424977
I have that video still

No.424980

>>424979
It was a beach queens or something if I remember, Haruka in a striped bathing suit

No.424981

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Found it

No.425017

天海提督の決断 is the coolest im@s game you have never played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM_TQDMHWlI



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No. 425005 [Reply]

Catastrophic flood happened in Japan yesterday, 100+ ded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CGpIItd7I

Yeah Japan is the most advanced country in the world, but none of them believe in God, they've all turned their backs. They don't acknowledge him. Reminds me of the 2011 tsunami.

>Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara said Monday that the calamity that hit his country was "tenbatsu," or divine punishment, for the wickedness of the Japanese people.


>"We need a tsunami to wipe out egoism, which has rusted onto the mentality of Japanese over a long period of time," he said. "I think the disaster is a kind of divine punishment, although I feel sorry for disaster victims." He later apologized.
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No.425011

>>425010
I chuckjled real good at this, what a fucking prick I am an incomparable homo

No.425014

That looks like it was a really nice town.

No.425016

believe me now? thats what atheism (satanism) gets you. destruction. theres no hope for salvation without the LORD jesus h. christ! these natural phenomena - earthquakes, thunderstorms, volcanoes - are punishments of GOD and they only affect atheist countries. you never hear about earthquakes in europe or america cuz were christian except in california because their communists and voted for bernie. name one christian country that has many natural disasters i bet you cant and mexican countries dont count because their catholic. god is life therefore without god there can only be death. yellow monkeys got what they deserved, yup. never believe "scientists" that deny the POWERS of GOD, their the exact same scientists that promote autism vaccines for our chilren. "who are YOU to question GOD…..????" (romans 9:20) amen. "*I* am the gate. If anyone enters through *Me*, he will be saved. He will come in and go out and find pasture." (john 14:6) HALLELUJAH give me a warm HALLELUJAH everybody!

IMO (IMO means in my opinion, i learned this cool lingo net youngsters use in https://www.4chan.org/pol, hihihi!) the pope should call for a crusade against japan. its about time we give'em another beating. the things they did in guadalcanal…. theyre just…. unforgivable. my mom had an uncle in guadalcanal, yup, and he died to one of those bonsai charges. a dutch-portuguese jesuit mission should be sent to nagazaki and catechize everyone up to the ainu savages in the north, for their men of Earth and have no GOD. there shall be a church in every town and at least one cathedral for each prefecture. everything touhou related is to be BANNED because it advertises the satanic "shinto" cult. "shinto" shrines will be transformed into burger king restaurants.

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No.425062

varg said christians are the enemy



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No. 409501 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.424852

I've never seen a girl with that sort of hairstyle it looks nice.

No.424864

>>424852
Thanks

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Found one.

No.425004

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keep nevada spirit



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No. 424730 [Reply]

Discuss.
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No.424796

lol who the fuck is that teen

No.424811

>>424796
>he doesn't know !bar
Teenbro.

No.424813

>>424796
In the old days the biggest norms would use tripcodes so they could jerk off with their fellow steamnorm tripbuds theyre pretty much all the same person but with different names

No.424823

>>424813
/neo-jp

No.424973

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the good ole days sigh……….



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No. 424950 [Reply]

I'll suck yo man's dick bitch
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No.424952

love it when a girl gets jealous and protects their boyfriend from other girls

No.424959

>>424952
If only I could be so grossly incandescent

No.424960

>>424952
love it when a girl gets jealous and protects their girlfriend from other girls

No.424962

You don't even have the balls to even try that.

No.424966

going to sing songs on the streets to catch a girl



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No. 424944 [Reply]

No.424948

Can't sell anything without them being idols anymore

No.424949

There are two other non-idol Strike Witches series coming too.

No.424953

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Where are their underwears?

No.424956

>>424953
Can't show them. Idol panties are a highly guarded secret, exclusive to the elite who buy figs.

No.424958

Are these the first kemonomimi idol franchise?



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No. 424954 [Reply]

Reports indicate the enemy has built the world's largest battleship.
Therefore we have positioned several coastal artillery units on the mountains.
Gentlemen, tonight we fight 山と.

No.424955

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Is the door locked? Take a が key.



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No. 423843 [Reply]

i like pizza
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No.424939

>>424937
Id*ls are corporate tools to begin with.

No.424940

>>424939
I consider the anime ones to be less detrimental to an extent, but I think the 2D idols were only birthed from the current idol group atmosphere. Idol master is kind of the precursor that started it all.of we don't consider hello kitty. I think the orginal.format to idol master has become too limited compared to love live and that other game that's a telephone application (kind of a fad that fell out in guessing). Idol master has to evolve more ofnit wants to compete with love live. Maybe it has already.

I agree with you though.
Idol groups have become the norm. It's not the 80s or 90s anymore. The early 2000s split idols into two grouos. Pop stars, similar to American singers in the top 20 lists, and then idols like that of akb tiwr. The idol.intusty is now ripe with decandace if it wasn't apparent or fully in the 80s. It's sad.

No.424941

>>424940
Fuck off. Why ruin a great thread.

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No.424943

>>424942
They finally dropped their facades



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No. 424924 [Reply]

Madotsuki and Masada smoking cannabis.

Cannabis is the most dangerous drug there is to Japan. If people started using it there would be a massive increase in lazy otaku and NEET.

Amphetamines are okay because they give people energy and allow them to work harder.

No.424928

duuno if the average nip would get much out of weed

No.424930

It would turn Japan into a degenerate nation with no media worth consuming like the west.

No.424931

just smoked a clip of camomile

No.424932

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anyone play FEH? my id is 226663302
btw blunted fam



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No. 424856 [Reply]

This show went to shit.
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should i watch it just for her cute hair

what do they do in it

No.424862

>>424857
Does your mum cut her own hair?

No.424874

>>424860
Starts off with a teen love drama which interacts with giant robot battles in an interesting way but then they stop doing the drama and the show becomes shit.

No.424875

>>424857
If you're lucky

No.424915

>>424874
Are you a girl?



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No. 424872 [Reply]

do you think in the future, if we live long enough maybe over 100, we will be able to insert ourselves as animegirls and live forever inside a virtual world?
my life goal is to stay healthy and eventually gain 2d immortality that way then travel to manhattan time square through internet, whipping out my big cock on the big screens there
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No.424881

>>424877
We can make flying cars easily.

The problem is you can't ever possibly have people flying their cars in the sky everywhere, they're would be countless collisions.

Basically flying cars for the general public will NEVER be a thing.

No.424882

If our diets change from commercialized and proceeded goods back to more direct digestion as well as things like liver, tougne, fish, chicken skin, and of course the natural vegetation suppliments.

No.424892

before transferring your mind to the virtual world, humanity must first achieve "complete immersion".
complete immersion is a long term project of mine. complete immersion means to stay in front of a computer screen literally 24/7, only taking breaks to sleep. it's like a matrix, but for yourself.
a big screen is connected to various devices, from a ps4 to a game boy color, from a television to a smartphone, and it's used as the display unit of them all. so you can consume all medias no matter what their original port is.
a tube connected to the back of your neck intravenously injects nutrients and drugs into your body throughout the day. in the morning, it injects stimulants, glucose and 1000% of your daily vitamin and mineral needs. then fats, proteins and aminoacids in the evening. then sedatives at night, so you can fall asleep quickly.
you're always sitting on a big and comfortable armchair that can be transformed into a bed with the push of a button. there's a hole you can defecate through and after you're done it cleans your butt, like a japanese toilet. there's also a hole for peeing.
robots take care of chores and maintenance. some of them are automatic, others are remotely controlled by you. some robots fix other robots, others take things from your post box to your hands.
a small nuclear reactor powers everything and everything is funded by a fortune that you somehow made and is managed by day trading bots.

No.424893

i don't think we'll live long enough to see minds being transferred to the virtual world because neuroscience research is difficult because of human ethics. in my opinion, neuroscientists should start underground research on the human brain, by kidnapping lolis and operating on their skulls. china probably does that already, there are so many cases of chinese girls who go missing from daycare that it's hard to believe it's all the work of criminals. imageboard users should stop getting degrees in computer science, and go for neuroscience, chemistry and robotics instead.

No.424896

oh, and after that comes entropy.
entropy is humanity's final boss.
if you want to experience infinite pleasure, it must be experienced forever.
but entropy is in the way.
one way to extend our existence is to move really close to a black hole. in a place that is very cold because lower temperatures make computers more efficient.
but that doesn't beat entropy.
if i live to the age of 80, ill research how to reverse entropy.



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No. 424769 [Reply]

The true travesty isn't how at birth they removed part of my penis and injected me with autism serum under the guise of "vaccination" it's the fact they think I'm going to let them get away with it.
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No.424866

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>>424835
>Contentious funposting threads are always the most active threads because there's always at least two egomaniac retards who must have the last word in an internet argument,

Like you?

You're not even aware of your hypocrisy.

>>424837
This, people got jobs and shit.

If you want to post about /jp/ topics why do you NEVER do it?

Aside from "lol which idol wud u fuk?"

No.424869

>>424866
Being hypocritical doesn't exclude one from being right. I at least sage and don't bump threads that have fallen of the frontpage just for the sake of continuing the argument.

No.424870

People are dumb. I hate dumb people. Everyone is dumb.

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>>424869
Why lie?

You LOVE meta shit. You roll around in meta like a pig in shit.

You never even liked /jp/ topics you just like imageboard meta.

And no, I'm not projecting I like Japan and anime.

No.424879

>>424772
varg said circumcision makes you a good nakama because it has permanently altered your brain to become irrationaly angry and to better fight holy wars for desert religions



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