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No. 591696 [Reply]

BRUH WHAT IF


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No. 591679 [Reply]

It's been taken care of

No.591681

spoilers

No.591692

cute post!



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No. 554005 [Reply]

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE OTAMIN CITY
WHERE THE CELS ROAM FREE AND THE THREADS ARE SHITTY
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No.591570

cels can't stop winning

No.591571

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

HE DID THE WALK
HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
THE VIRGIN WALK
IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
HE DID THE WALK
HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
HE DID THE WALK
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No.591668


WELL, IF YOU WANTED HONESTY
THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN
OR HAVE YOU GO, IT'S BETTER OFF THIS WAY
FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK
REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT
FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR?
I'M NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
I'M NOT OKAY
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No.591669

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>>591668
Wtf bro I love MCR too add me on Myspace

My favorite song is Ghost of You

No.591691

/ghost/ is looking hella good right now, best board on ota



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No. 575934 [Reply]

I apply 5 different serums and lotions to my face before bed
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No.591354

When I went to the plastic surgeon and we looked at before and after pics I was noticeably more pale in the after pics even though it's currently spring vs winter and I'm forced to go outside more often than I was.
It's all thanks to 1% tretinoin and daily sunscreen moisturizer now no one will ever ask me what ethnicity I am

No.591355

what ethnicity are you

No.591357

>>591354
I'm white and have never had a gf so why do you think this changes anything.

No.591372

>>591357
Statistically whites have the best overall chance, especially if you have blonde hair or blue eyes which I don't but at least I can vampiremaxx.

No.591690

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No. 591624 [Reply]

frig off sex norm raiders
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No.591638

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rate my drawing

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No.591641

i utilize my sex organs to mate with females

No.591680

God made our arms long enough to reach our own sex organs for a reason.

No.591685

>>591638
nice is it toadette as a skitty or a skitty as toadette



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No. 591397 [Reply]

Trevor please bring it back
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No.591574

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we love hakotaro here

No.591586

>>591554
Maybe look after your own board first before making accusations like that.

No.591682

GNFOS: Resurrected



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No. 563504 [Reply]

Lemonade can be refreshing!

No.563507

I need this to happen too me!!!

No.591670

sweet and tangy like sour candy

No.591672

where is this going

No.591678

in his mouth



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No. 591674 [Reply]

CIA MK ULTRA TRYING TO GUIDE MY THOUGHTS BUGS IN MY BRAIN BUGS IN MY BRAIN HELP FUUUUCK THE FAUCI OUCHIE GONNA TAKE MY CUM DAMAGED CUM YOU'LL OWN NOTHING I AM NOTHING WIPE MY BRAIN EAT EAT EAT MASK ON TO MASK MY WORDS CIA HONEY POT TRYING TO GET ME TO TALK INJECT THE BUGS BY EATING THE BUGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No.591675

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OP calm down the CIA doesn't work on domestic targets only foreign.

No.591676

scared



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No. 591519 [Reply]

good morning i love women
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No.591522

Well women hate you

No.591546

>>591520
those are boys not girls

No.591551

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This my wife Helga Matilda Babushka Sonavabitch.

No.591552

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I love bouncing jugs of female fat

No.591673

just woke up and i still love women



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No. 591558 [Reply]

What are we even doing? We're surrounded by these wondrous works of art, and yet we spend all our time writing detailed criticisms of them. We quibble about "pacing" and "filler", vote on meaningless internet ranking charts on social media, and complain about the differences between kouhais and sempais.

It's not like this is a new thing; 20 years ago we were having stupid drama over Saimoe results and shitting on the "Narutards", now we've got anime Myspace polls and I don't even know what we call the people who like the mainstream shounen series anymore.

Wouldn't we be happier if we didn't take things so seriously and spent more time having fun and creating things?
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No.591654

>>591619
sex would have saved me if it happened in highschool when it was supposed to
of course it's too late now, but there was a time…

No.591658

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sometimes wonder how my life would have turned out had i not been cursed with the tism

No.591660

>>591658
think its better to be autistic and enjoy anime than to be a dreadfully boring norman who watches hours of the latest seasonal sportscrap drama before getting drunk and then whining about politics and still falling asleep alone or next to a partner who hates their guts

No.591666

>>591660
plenty of norms enjoy anime

No.591667

>>591658
you dont have autism so youre living that life right now



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No. 572647 [Reply]

how do i get a thin japanese physique ?

No.572648

eat their food, eat their games, eat their women

No.591563

just weighed myself and reached a new all time record low my bmi is 18.5

No.591597

move to japan its the only way

No.591600

1. Eat a high carb diet but keep the calories under control
2. Walk a lot

You wouldn't really want a Jap physique they all look pretty gross millions of people with the bodies of skinny/skinnyfat teenbros

No.591656

flip their women



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No. 561198 [Reply]

My mom's friend talks too much! How do i defeat her?
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No.591640

just shove your cock in her mouth op

No.591650

>>561201
wow are you me?
yeah, you probably are

No.591651

have sex with your mother

No.591653

Wish my mom had friends that weren't just ex boyfriends perhaps I could have used her connections to date the daughters of her hypothetical friends



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