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No. 622511 [Reply]

UH-OH

SPAGHETTIOS
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No.622524

wheres that from?

No.622525

It's a parody of Guy Fieri based on Dungeon Meshi.

No.622535

thanks..

No.622536

:-)

No.622749

dd



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No. 622518 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/yYKdJJtjXfQ

Save me andrew tate

No.622519

nipples SPOTTED

I've already emailed otamin, you're fucking dead kiddo.

No.622532

cute pussy!!!

No.622748

cc



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No. 622506 [Reply]

im running from mayor

No.622507


No.622746

aa



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No. 622411 [Reply]

>Be me (henri)
>Some bitch in my dms is begging for this fat dick
>Keep her on the back burner while I fuck my usual rotation
>One day open my dms and see she's sent like 40 messages in a row and is crying and shit
>Don't have anything going on because I'm at my dad's other house for boca bash and my friends are still on the plane
>Tell that bitch and she drives 4 hours that night to see me
>Tell her I'll meet her at the lounge by the pool and to be ready
>Def don't want this bitch knowing where the house is
>I walk down there after she's been there for a hour
>Peek into the door
>See this
>Takes every ounce of strength to not burst out laughing
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No.622413

hi henri. your filename is misspelled.

No.622418

>>622413
It's Bern from Umineko, no?

No.622485

>>622418
It's Fern from Frieren?

No.622486

It's Bern from Brieren

No.622494

#bern2016



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No. 622456 [Reply]

never before seen jp meatup photos

No.622457

is this one of those eceleb things sorry i dont follow those

No.622460

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>>622457
yeah, it is



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No. 622424 [Reply]

日本語訳がおかしい。文才の欠片もない直訳で見てる方が恥ずかしい。誰も突っ込んでないところを見ると日本人は本当に英語の歌詞が読めないんだな。「例のあれ」ってなんやねん笑わせるなよwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The Japanese translation is strange. It's embarrassing to look at it in a literal translation without a shred of literary talent. If you look at the places where no one is rushing in, Japan people really can't read English lyrics. "That's an example" is not to make me laugh wwwwwww

https://youtu.be/OsKEMiq95R8

No.622425

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DON'T GO



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No. 558239 [Reply]

'God or nihilism' is the only choice.
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No.558372

hows your guys stocks portfolio

No.558373

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No.558395

>>558372
quite terrible went from $207,000 to $195,000 right now

No.558447

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“For the rest of the earth’s organisms, existence is relatively uncomplicated. Their lives are about three things: survival, reproduction, death—and nothing else. But we know too much to content ourselves with surviving, reproducing, dying—and nothing else. We know we are alive and know we will die. We also know we will suffer during our lives before suffering—slowly or quickly—as we draw near to death. This is the knowledge we “enjoy” as the most intelligent organisms to gush from the womb of nature. And being so, we feel shortchanged if there is nothing else for us than to survive, reproduce, and die. We want there to be more to it than that, or to think there is. This is the tragedy: Consciousness has forced us into the paradoxical position of striving to be unself-conscious of what we are—hunks of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones.”

— Otamin

No.622422

>>558278
huh just measured mine and got 15". just how bulky are you…



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No. 622382 [Reply]

♡ ♡
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No.622406

>>622405
whats not to envy you have hours of new love live media to enjoy for the first time

No.622409

love live sucks they never even show their panties

No.622410

that's what makes it hot

No.622420

>>622406
whats not to envy is the fact that i cant watch it despite that

No.622421

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No. 622278 [Reply]

told my mom about ota
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>>622378
I've had to stop watching police bodycam videos, it raises my blood pressure, makes me rage, and literally makes want to kill every fucking pig I see.

Someone should put down that fat n1gger pig exactly like he did that harmless dog, with no remorse or care.

No.622383

why is whatmin so aggressive he wished death on me too

No.622384

>>622383
what no pussy does to a mf

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>>622384
yeah because all brutal dictators and psychos were known incels right?

No.622387

>>622385
many different paths to the same destination



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No. 622363 [Reply]

now that /jp/ has been infested by the blogging elite what will you do
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No.622366

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>>622365
Idk, reality

What, do you want to say "I told you so".

No.622367

>>622366
so i'm guessing you won't be meeting your bride-to-be anytime soon?

No.622370

>>622368
you'll make a great couple

No.622371

>>622370
what did he say i didn't see the post before he deleted it

No.622375

Some guy called me Calvin Klein
Was he calling me hot?
Was he calling me a faggot?
I don't know but I ignored him and didn't respond



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No. 622373 [Reply]

Bruh

No.622374

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No. 622320 [Reply]

Don't worry! It's being taking care of.
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No.622328

ate popcorn

No.622329

the popcorner

No.622331

watched porn and jod now heading to bed

No.622337

*rubs mustard over 300lb body*

No.622344

>>622323
nothing is stopping you from lurking until otamin decides that you have served your time



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