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Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 05:23:43 No. 587449 [Reply]

Drill my ass.

Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 05:36:29 No.587450

call me your sister

Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 05:53:14 No.587451

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go into the village to get fish and chips
already feel awkward virgin walking around by myself
its a 20 minute wait so decide to get a pint of lager
theres two bars a large nice craft brewery absolutely packed with boomers/decent people then on the edge this shitty dive bar
decide to go to the dive
its full of vulgar lower class norms
probably a money laundering operation
i mumble my drink order and the barman gives me the wrong one, dunno if it was on purpose but i didnt say anything
drink it alone outside
leave
what a horrible experience

Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 09:50:32 No.587452

>>587451
with a cub you can do anything

Anonymous 03/04/23 (Sat) 07:03:01 No.587493

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>>587452
you can until you break the engine

Anonymous 03/04/23 (Sat) 07:43:36 No.587494

almost broke my ankle but my gamer reflexes saved me

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Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 22:33:56 No. 576093 [Reply]

Society lied to me.

MOM LIED TO ME!

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 22:50:31 No.576095

funny face

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 22:53:07 No.576097

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funny face

Anonymous 03/04/23 (Sat) 03:27:37 No.587485

NOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 17:59:49 No. 587461 [Reply]

That rare glimmer of hope. Transcending into the unknown, breaking the vicious endless cycle. Gives you something to look forward to because you have absolutely no idea what is going to happen. It's so exciting you can feel it with your gut and you want to savor every moment of it.

Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 18:02:03 No.587462

https://youtu.be/SUimEV-knaY

Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 19:10:40 No.587463

mmm
when you fire up oata first thing in the morning anticipating all the new posts and replies

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Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 03:11:29 No. 583108 [Reply]

started swimming lessons but I can't even float, I just sink to the bottom and go nowhere
it's much more difficult than I thought it'd be…

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Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 01:24:46 No.586494

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swam 1 km at the pool someones hair got stuck to my lip

Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 05:11:44 No.586504

>>586494
what the flip females look like THIS?
i might have to give up the cel life and get me one

Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 06:13:44 No.586507

I am still very angry and frustrated. I didn't need to fail.

Anonymous 03/02/23 (Thu) 13:13:34 No.587396

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swam 1.1 km the guy in the other lane was faster than me but he kept stopping to take breaks between laps

Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 01:39:29 No.587429

>>587396
probably because he was doing different exercises that require rest breaks

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Anonymous 09/24/22 (Sat) 07:16:49 No. 574540 [Reply]

keep teen spirit

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Anonymous 09/24/22 (Sat) 21:41:17 No.574556

keep teen pussy

Anonymous 09/24/22 (Sat) 22:12:55 No.574557

>>574541
crying
she should have won the poll

Anonymous 09/24/22 (Sat) 23:14:29 No.574562

>>574557
Who won?

Anonymous 09/25/22 (Sun) 02:19:53 No.574568

>>574562
mcroll girl

Anonymous 03/02/23 (Thu) 17:49:15 No.587406

teen pussy

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Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 19:39:40 No. 587300 [Reply]

eating watermelon

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 20:02:35 No.587301

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>>587300

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 20:05:46 No.587302

>>587301
happy melon happy reimu

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Anonymous 03/10/22 (Thu) 17:06:18 No. 561136 [Reply]

Please stick it in me Please stick it in me Please stick it in me Please stick it in me Please stick it in me Please stick it in me Please stick it in me Please stick it in me

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 16:50:50 No.587291

lol

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 17:09:29 No.587292

Honestly, I want to be a really fat guy with a short skinny gf. It's like the hottest pairing ever.

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 17:57:57 No.587294

>>587292
Well you're already halfway there!

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 18:50:40 No.587299

>>587294
Thanks. I'm going to make my gf wear so many pettan cosplays.

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Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 06:16:53 No. 587255 [Reply]

How do girls retain the ability to remain cute during the nastiest of activities?

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Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 09:34:01 No.587259

>>587257
how do I disable this

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 13:39:34 No.587270

>>587259
Take the redpill

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 14:42:25 No.587277

Pills are simply cope. Leuprolide will make you stop caring about foids for real.

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 14:51:38 No.587279

>>587277
You're backwards
Logically understanding the way it all works and acting upon that is more effective than trying to sterilize yourself with sex hormone drugs.

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 14:56:01 No.587280

Humans don't act on logic. The concept of logic itself is cope.

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Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 09:48:18 No. 587126 [Reply]

i should NOT have had this much access to the internet growing up
now i keep having too much fun!!!

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Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 03:25:46 No.587248

this himanorm is literally unable to refrain from shitting in every thread

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 05:15:58 No.587254

a golden shower is when they (who?) piss on the bride and groom at a wedding to wish them unhappiness

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 06:27:09 No.587256

>>587247
nice picture of rice shower and her horsie friend

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 12:17:22 No.587262

go back

Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue) 12:59:19 No.587268

creamy pussy!

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Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 23:50:16 No. 587233 [Reply]

Stop using Kaomoji for Evil!!! (* ￣︿￣)

Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 23:54:47 No.587235

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Wow Hari came back but I missed her twitch stream. （。＾▽＾）

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Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 07:45:36 No. 587114 [Reply]

The mindblowing butthavingness of a girl.

Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 22:28:25 No.587217

girls poop out of their butts

Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 23:46:49 No.587232

Girls do magical poops!!!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 05:07:01 No. 553962 [Reply]

Learning how to wash our hands with chika

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Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 23:17:03 No.570305

eating chips right now my fingers are greasy

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 23:18:13 No.570306

>>570303
yeah it has moisturizing stuff in it too so my hands are nice and soft

Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 13:43:57 No.587164

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Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 22:27:15 No.587216

uh rather creampie chikas pussy!

Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon) 22:31:09 No.587219

>>587216
She won't let a man creampie her if he doesn't wash his hands regularly.

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