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Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 05:35:15 No. 598362 [Reply]

hol/ota/

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 15:52:50 No.598387

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>gnfos

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 17:29:45 No.598401

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Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 15:39:21 No. 595575 [Reply]

Post whatever you want ITT

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Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 17:53:03 No.598180

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trreeeeeerrrrrevvvvoooirrrrrrrr

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 03:23:17 No.598352

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thinking about mexico
it has all sorts of things i like/are interesting
fireworks, exploding hammers, coke'cola, mezcal, mexican beer, cacti, mescaline, magic mushrooms, chilli peppers, tacos, desert, guns, burritos, aztec shit, slutty little brown girls

yeah feel like one could have an interesting time in mexico

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 03:51:03 No.598355

>>598352
It's cr*zy to me that they want to come here to wageslave. I should hop the fence over there, no dystopian police state, just cartels which who cares.

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 04:19:56 No.598357

you arise at 10.30am, it's warm
you put on your cowboy attire and boots first checking for scorpions and snakes
you head down to the local cafe for cheap coffee, cigarettes and breakfast burritos

todays itinerary
-drinking beers at the beach
-lunch
-cock fighting session with betting (you win)
-mezcal and beer at the bar
-fuck a cheap young hooker
-clean up and head to dinner
-bull fighting
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Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 17:28:51 No.598397

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Anonymous 09/19/21 (Sun) 16:45:51 No. 549674 [Reply]

>a bird gets in the house

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 15:19:58 No.598288

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 17:09:41 No.598293

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a bird in the lap is worth two in the house

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 18:37:49 No.598296

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 23:59:00 No.598324

a pussy in the lap is worth two pussies in the house

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Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 02:23:21 No. 571878 [Reply]

He's going to fuck his mom's huge melons.

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Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed) 17:48:22 No.572012

slammed my cock into some fat tits

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed) 18:36:15 No.572016

the titty slammer

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed) 18:52:36 No.572017

sigh hes doing a dime in the slammer thanks to cameron

Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 19:26:46 No.572785

Fancy a nice tit fuck right now

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 23:52:51 No.598320

need some huge mommy tittys to rest my weary head upon

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 23:40:00 No. 598317 [Reply]

>God will never leave me nor forsake me

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Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 05:20:02 No. 571882 [Reply]

The worst crime a man can commit, worse than thieving, rape, murder, assault, child abuse, baby raping, baby killing, arson, burglary, genocide, cannibalism, trafficking, drug dealing, and betrayal; is being nice and having low self esteem. According to women

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Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 08:35:20 No.571888

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You're both really stupid hohoho

You have a very one-dimensional view of women

Keep telling yourselves all that bullshit, losers :D

Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 10:22:13 No.571891

can't really blame em
people who act overly nice and hate themselves are consistently some of the worst human beings on the planet and regularly make things worse for everyone around themselves

Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 10:41:55 No.571892

the zinc salt found in head and shoulders is banned in the eu because it causes dna damage oh boy all the dandruffcels got owned hard here i am using castile soap for years

Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 17:45:13 No.571909

>>571888
They are one dimensional

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 16:03:30 No.598289

paste

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Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 21:29:21 No. 595864 [Reply]

Pokemon

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Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 01:50:15 No.597205

>>597204
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/help%20me%20buddyman/

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 02:08:18 No.597206

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bastards at pokemon keep making the pokegirls sexy

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 12:46:10 No.597219

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>>597205
I haven't reloaded the page.

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 11:24:24 No.598276

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 12:37:25 No.598280

Find it kind of weird how all of the pokemon girls are nice and cool but when I was a kid I remember all of the girls around that age as being rude bitches

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Anonymous 09/20/23 (Wed) 18:21:35 No. 598089 [Reply]

Am I insane or do I only want to be insane? I find myself asking this same question over and over every day. It's difficult to admit your personality is so shallow the only thing that might make it stand out more is mental illness.

Anonymous 09/20/23 (Wed) 18:22:56 No.598090

you sound pretty insane to me

Anonymous 09/20/23 (Wed) 18:44:20 No.598091

The self is an illusion. People don't have set personalities. You are chasing after something that isn't real. In that sense, I guess you could say that you are genuinely insane.

Anonymous 09/20/23 (Wed) 18:45:41 No.598092

Frankly if you've ended up in this place at this point you are probably insane on some level

Anonymous 09/20/23 (Wed) 19:56:17 No.598093

Thank you for your kind words.

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 11:24:12 No.598275

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Help me buddyman I'm going insane

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Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 14:50:27 No. 598154 [Reply]

I think I understand why the governments are importing so many people, especially men.
If you saw anything that happened in Ukraine this year, you realized modern war is different, but similar to what it was in the past. Most men die without ever seeing combat. They are given equipment just incase, but it is known that they will likely never use it. They go to the front lines just to die and force the enemy into using their dwindling resources. The life expectancy at one point was just a few hours long, and that battle lasted months. The US government leaked estimates a few months ago that said about 500,000 have died in total from both sides.

Now think…..

Would Ukraine have faired better if they had just finished importing a million military age men into the country?
Obviously the answer is yes. 1 million men would be two or more extra years of constant bloodshed in the Ukraine war. Not just that, but it could also mean more costly pushes could be attempted, and possibly a quicker end to the war.
It could be a mere coincidence both Europe and North America suddenly have complete open boarders policies. But I don't think so. There were mass migration events before, but not like this.
I believe it may be possible the world governments are preparing for a war, and these men they bring in are going to be drafted.
Just think, ALL of this is completely illegal, but they are not even trying to hide it and even though political parties will promise to stop it, they willingly choose not to (see Italy).
Thoughts?

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 04:39:11 No.598229

I want to be the one being impregnated so much it hurts. Something about the taboos: how it's so wrong to be a man yet wanting to be pregnant, how wrong it is to get bred in the wrong hole with the wrong anatomy to bear a child but end up growing one inside me anyway, and the wrongness of being nominally hetero but getting turned on at the idea of carrying another man's baby in my guts. Not to mention the physical feeling of carrying a squirming, kicking, living thing in my belly that grows bigger and heavier each passing day, both the sensation of movement and the constant reminder of unmistakable consequences of my perversion. The burning humiliation and shame for how I got here and trying to function despite my impossible state and struggling to hide my changing ripening body from others, both unable and unwilling to explain my situation.

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 04:42:29 No.598231

wth

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 04:47:30 No.598233

>>598229
Shit, posted in the wrong tab admin please delete

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 07:04:53 No.598235

delete it yourself you flippin moranis

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 11:21:37 No.598269

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Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 18:07:24 No. 598187 [Reply]

Together, or not together.
These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.
▶

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 04:20:09 No.598225

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>>598224
Check gnfos for a more fitting .webm to go along with it

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 04:23:38 No.598226

>>598225
Go back there.

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 04:31:31 No.598227

forgot the taco bell sound effect

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 04:45:43 No.598232

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>>598226
I always have both tabs open

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 11:21:19 No.598267

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Anonymous 01/16/22 (Sun) 07:42:55 No. 557974 [Reply]

"Every day you must choose between the pain of discipline or the pain of regret."

-Otamin, (1726).

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 00:46:22 No.598217

literally never had a job. quite frankly i think it's a complete waste of precious time

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 01:01:43 No.598220

>>598217
the 300lb manbaby made this post as he was still sweaty and panting from his 2 hour gooning session just as his 65 year old mother entered his room with a bag of mcdonalds

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 01:36:04 No.598221

>>598220
hate goons hate bubbles

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 02:15:16 No.598222

'member back in 2017 or 18 when I asked how to get a job and lolimo replied I don't remember what she said yeah anyway I still don't have a job lolimo would be disappointed….

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 11:21:09 No.598266

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Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 21:15:39 No. 598208 [Reply]

>Oh No! Help me ota! My big heckin' caboose got stuck in the door!
What do?

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 21:17:07 No.598209

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>shimapan

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 21:35:03 No.598210

ban whatmin i guess

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 10:18:41 No.598243

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