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No. 636622 [Reply]

got in an elevator with otamin and farted and then told him that he did it

No.636623

thug life

No.636624

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No.636626

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why'd you get in an elevator with another man what are you gay?



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No. 636544 [Reply]

No.636548

huh when i asked my friend why did she have her tongue pierced she replied the same thing (that it's presumably the most painful piercing spot)
women are strange, why would anyone subject oneself to meaningless pain

No.636549

women love pain (so do i)

No.636550

>>636548
did it ever occur to you that women are stupid

No.636611

love stupid women

No.636612

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Wonder how my ex feel she should of been a nuuuuurse



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No. 611546 [Reply]

A kid in a parking lot started taking selfies with my car
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No.636603

why isn't it untitled

No.636604

its a special gift for a special girl

No.636605

>>636601
puSSY!!@

No.636608

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Teh kong

No.636609

did you read about the teenage girl who was doing tiktok twerks in her front yard and then was happened upon by a wild male who raped her?



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No. 616925 [Reply]

why are there THREE stream threads?
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No.616961

shes just like me

No.617058

i

No.617171

Maki

No.617172

Manko

No.636607

MAKi confused PUSSY LIPS



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No. 624834 [Reply]

You shouldnt try to get a cashiers phone number because she cant escape because of work

No.624835

<;`Д´ >

No.624837

Cashiers should stop trying to look attractive because I can't get their phone number

No.624843

They say that and then the girl cashier at the grocery store starts conversing and I give short answers because I don't want to say something wrong and every time the conversation dies she starts another what if they only say that because they're trying to keep us cel

No.636598

cashier girl smiled at me and said "awesome possum!"



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No. 608485 [Reply]

Weabs.

The following redpill is gonna be hard for you to swallow. I invite you to watch the movie Manbiki Kazoku (Shoplifters) for a realistic impression of everyday Japanese life. Japan isn't clean, sparkly and odor-neutral like in your animes. The Japanese live like cattle on a farm, cramped into tiny one-room "apartments" that are filled to the brim with trash. The only reason you don't notice how dirty it is is because there's not enough room on the floor for piles of dirt and dust to form. They come home from shopping at a konbini and sit down at their floor-table thing without even washing their hands. They sleep in futons which they never wash (too big for a washing machine), they simply "air them out" every now and then. Yes, that's right, they sleep in their own fermented sweat and maybe piss until they buy a new futon. The summers in Japan are very hot and humid, yet the Japanese don't shower after getting home. They wipe their sweat into the furniture (which they never clean) and take turns in bathing in the same bathwater later at night. They slurp their ramen noodles for banmeshi and spill thick drops of grease everywhere. You can't even clean the floor properly since it's covered with tatami, mats made of flimsy rice weed, which are destroyed if you even step on them forcefully, let alone wipe them. They have no proper doors or windows, just paper-thin covers that slide to the side which are always open in summer, meaning the inside of their "homes" is teeming with insects. In winter they sit inside at a kotatsu in full winter clothing because they don't know about isolation in the 21st century.
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No.612045

been sleeping on the floor on my mat and using the pc on the floor for about two months now and dont feel any more japanese

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No.615326

>>615274
love vacuuming with twintails

No.636593

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No.636594

why is it untitled



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No. 636571 [Reply]

>"Well looks like our little gamer's finally decided to leave his room!"
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No.636574

Present day,
Present time. HAHAHAPlease forgive my rudeness

No.636575


No.636587

why is the door to my bedroom 6 feet off the ground

No.636589

Got on my back and blasted a stream of diarrhea so hard that it got stuck to my ceiling and then when I got up it fell on my face

No.636590

hate when that happens



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No. 636579 [Reply]

I know that he got it
He flew a bitch out from the tropics
Exotic

No.636581

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Hearing/seeing most rap causes a strong reaction in me.

It's sort of like second-hand embarrassment, like someone on such a lower state of mind and thuggery that I can't relate.

I won't say all rap, I like 50 cent, especially "Ghetto Quran".

But that's quite a bit different from the crackhead from your hometown who starts randomly rapping in public, or Youtube famous drugged out gang bangers and their fans.

No.636582

spam

No.636585

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Did no one tell her it's spelled sweesway?

No.636586

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Also kanata just actively sabotaged peko's whole team.



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No. 562326 [Reply]

happy kanon happy renrens happy weekend happy kanoren
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No.630814

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rarepair

No.630816

>>562574
top left from the thumbnail looks like she has in her mouth my semen lol

No.630820

>>630816
wimpy load from a pathetic otadoggyboycock

No.636554

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Happy birthday Ren-Ren!

No.636555

why is it untitled



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No. 535600 [Reply]

eating kettlecorn flavor popcorns
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No.581115

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No.592004

popcorn burned my thigh

No.636515

made popcorn and tried to lay down on the couch to eat it but then remembered how mom made me get rid of it

No.636516

greasy poopycorns squirted out of my ass and all over the kitchen floor

No.636543

I bought butter and then I put two sticks in a ball mason jar and I cover it with foil and I put it in the oven for hours and then come back and when the water has evaporated and the heavy bubbling stops and the milk solids are the bottom turn brown and the butter oil starts to look kinda goldenish I take the jar out of oven and then pour out the oil, the browned milk solids stay in the bottom of the jar, but then you have to strain out the residual milk solids out with exactly two coffee filters (two coffee filter isnt enough to filter and with three the oil wont pass through), some of the butter oil gets soaked up by the coffee filter though. Then I take the browned milk solids and put it in a shot glass and put in the fridge. And the butter oil goes into a mason jar that I cover and seal and put in the cupboard. It will turn kinda solid, it will look like slush.
When I make poppycorns I take 28 grams of the previously made butter oil and put it in the pot and I put about 1/2 cup of popcorn kernels which is also about just enough to cover the bottom of the pot in a single layer. This is after I put 3 or 4 kernels in the oil and wait until they pop. Then I shake it around a little bit, then I cover the pot and wait till they all popped and then I put it into a big bowl and then I take salt and sprinkle it on the popcorn and shake the popcorn around in the bowl while sprinkling more salt. And then I eat the popcorn
And that's how I made popcorns. For the past couple months



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No. 625454 [Reply]

*hits weed* higurashi na nokonoko niiiiiii
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No.625467

anyone up for a game of old maid

No.636249

BlAzE iT uP

No.636252

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rika are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rika's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

No.636253

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, nanodesu~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

No.636507

Hot!!



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No. 636438 [Reply]

buddy
faggot
I am an incomparable homo
friend
Please forgive my rudeness
I am trying to give you a virus
Please rape my face
hopeless romantic
Please stick it in me
henri
trevor

No.636441

Ron Paul



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