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No. 624575 [Reply]

How would you go about responding without sounding agitated?
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No.624585

ciel = shit

No.624586

we love currybuttsluts here but yeah the first 2 routes kind of suck, which is probably why they wanted to remake them in the first place.

The far side routes are a massive improvement.

No.624697

akiha is so hot

akihot

No.624799

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Put em up we're boxing

*punches you with no warning*

No.624849

ended up slashing arcueid to pieces just for existing



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No. 624834 [Reply]

You shouldnt try to get a cashiers phone number because she cant escape because of work

No.624835

<;`Д´ >

No.624837

Cashiers should stop trying to look attractive because I can't get their phone number

No.624843

They say that and then the girl cashier at the grocery store starts conversing and I give short answers because I don't want to say something wrong and every time the conversation dies she starts another what if they only say that because they're trying to keep us cel



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No. 624824 [Reply]

this is what they took from you


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No. 623675 [Reply]

Hello this is my Elden Ring notepad

No.623677

For Night's Cavalry circle to their left

No.623683

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alright which one of you did this

No.624782

1195 deaths

No.624783

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No one in their right mind has sex with elves wamster!

No.624821

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Quickest way to DLC from NG:

1) Talk to Melina at Gatefront Ruins grace
2) Go straight to Liurnia (you can skip Stormveil castle)
3) Grab academy key and use the Iron Virgin at the bottom of the academy to warp to Volcano Manor
4) Kill virgins and activate the nearest Atlus Plateau grace (activates Radahn Festival)
5) Limgrave chest warp to Caelid and go kill Radahn
6) Go back and talk to Varre/roundtable/Varre and he moves to Rose Church in Liurnia
7) Do Varre's questline, killing Hyetta/Irina is quickest
8) Kill Mohg



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No. 624819 [Reply]

get back

No.624820

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No. 624800 [Reply]

happy birthday karin-chan

No.624801

Why does she panda?



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No. 624572 [Reply]

idolmaster bros, where do i get started? honestly i just thought some of the girls were cute and was wondering how i don't be a secondary

No.624573

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The fan translated PS3 game on RPCS3.

Don't upscale it, it actually looks worse with this aliasing effect bug.

No.624574

why dont you stick to playing your corean kusoge

No.624788

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Spooky



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No. 624770 [Reply]

feels like it was a good thing gramps got excommunicated rather than for everyone in my family to have been super hardcore into church and me being the odd one out for getting my soul possessed by pokemon cards or whatever the flip
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No.624776

>>624773
loved this episode of non non biyori

No.624777

thats rape how could you love that

No.624779

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stop making all my posts seem weird and mean i meant the part where hotaru has a room full of cute plushies of her best friend

No.624780

>>624777
I love rape

No.624781

meh ika musume did it first



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No. 624702 [Reply]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hydMw1_-Jjs

Shes so stupid it makes me SICK

No.624721

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Nagatoro? Yeah she's a bad bitch



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No. 624342 [Reply]

Thread for erotic imagery.

Something something something
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No.624689

how is sex with yukari different from sex with any other girl

No.624690

>>624689
What makes Yukari so endearing to the Hikikomori? The fact that she's one of the Quater Lifers who lives at home, does a begrudingly shitty job at work, and leads a carefree if obliviating existence.

That makes her Hikikomori-Sexy. Why? Because of the self destructive potential of it all…

A night with Yukari could be a night of excess…drinking, cussing, fucking, and a morning of no regrets. An empty morning, but one with no regrets. No kids, no settling down, no ruts. Just marching lockstep into her 30s with no real stable life plan other than just keeping up with the status quo. However long it may last. The last episode was damning in and of itself…the girls graduated but to Yukari…just another day. Three Years of memories…and…hey; see ya, good bye, so long and thanks for all the fish.

The nihilism of the 20s…the dawning of the 30s….This is sexy to a Hikikomori, especially one of self imposed exile. The horrors of war, the smell of cordite and rotting flesh, the feel of talcum sand…enough to drive any man to isolation, but for Yukari I'd certainly slap on some Pomeade, put on my cleanest AC-LIGHTNING BOLT-DC t-shirt and least wrinkled slacks for Miss Yukari.

She might even let me come in her.

No.624694

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my fetish is settling down with a girl who knows what she's doing and forming a functional family

No.624696

>>624694
i'm starting to think i only like gross sluts and that a real girl would not really like me.

No.624719

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Scared off a 37 year old turbo hag who matched me by saying I want a relationship where I either I could go over to her place, or she could come here, and we have sex.

She looked like Paulina from Mario Odyssey.



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No. 624606 [Reply]

Only oldfags will "get" this one
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No.624676

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>>624672
It sounds like you understand the main benefit of Arch (the simplest package build system of any distro, someone made a PKGBUILD for all software that exists)

So you can decide what you want. I've personally thought about going to Gentoo and really going for a minimal system, but maybe only once I'm on wayland and don't need multilib cause Steam/Wine are finally 64bit (the latter is close/half working)

I'll probably be on Arch for the next years at least

Going the Debian stable route seems fun until you need literally anything that isn't in the repos, and 200 of your libraries are too out of date to even build it. Compiling things and "make install" is so messy anyway I don't want to bother compiling outside a package system. I'll never use Flatpak ever either.

No.624679

>>624676
>I'll never use Flatpak ever either.

why?

No.624682

>>624679
I hate the entire design of it. You are essentially installing several Linux distros on your Linux distro to run programs.

It's not only bloat and causes problems, but it's impossible to audit.

No.624684

Peter and Sally were exploring the alien caverns when there was a sound from behind them. A green monster stood and while towering over them bellowed, "I am Legy!" Peter and Sally ran and Legy gave pursuit. After running through the dark tunnels, they found a hole to crawl through that Legy couldn't fit though. They left the angered Legy and continued running until they couldn't hear his screams of disappointment. Peter and Sally walked on. "There's no other exits," Peter said. "This tunnel goes straight and never ends," Sally responded, "When will we get out of here?" Suddenly a large spider the size of a Volkswagen Beetle descended from the ceiling. Large fangs extended and eagerly spat two clumps of venom. It's legs reached out and encroached upon the paralyzed Peter and Sally. Peter shouted, ``back to le gee''

No.624698

I must kill the demons," he shouted! The radio said "No, John. You are the demons." And then, John was a Zombie.



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No. 624568 [Reply]

I was wearing sunglasses in my car that has small windows so only my face and hair is visible and the old man guarding the gate thought I was a girl
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No.624603

love browsing anticel subgaias

No.624604

>>624603
I join them so I can keep my blackpill strong and not panic over being gfless and alone

No.624605

>>624598
*purrs on your lap*

No.624609

>>624598
dont understand this post its as simple as raising your hand and putting it on your head

No.624650

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