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No. 653932 [Reply]

OH MY LIL HO SHE SPECIAL GIVE HER THE DIAMONDS THEY CAME WITH A BEZEL YEAH SHE A RIDER I GAVE HER A MEDAL SHE MY LIL SHAWTY I KNOW SHE A REBEL I KNOW THAT SHE FEELING THE KISS SEE THE YOUNG NIGGA ITS MAKING HER HEAVY POP OUT WITH A BITCH MY NEW GIRL I KNOW THEY SEE US ITS MAKING HER ENVY

No.653957

p*ssy h*les

No.653958

wonder what its like to have a gf and touch her pussy holes

No.653962

did the 'min come in and cleanse the first page but left this slit on it
or is there a thread deleter among us

No.653963

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be on the lookout

No.653964

ive deleted a thread or two in my day



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No. 653921 [Reply]

"Uhhh well…I can't tell you w'aht an angel is or why this 'shi-n-ji' fella can't seem to get in that ol' robot, but what I can tell you is that propane burns clean. It may not power this here NERV headquarters, but it's a flame that lasts consistently. Clean and consistent I tell you w'aht. Now, if this shinji boy can't be clean and consistent than I don't see why you young ladies need to be fighting over him like this."

No.653922

would have unironically made that show watchable

No.653923

what would he tell gendo though

No.653924

that boy aint right

No.653933

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No.653949

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>>653923
Now, Gendo, h-'eh, remember when you came down to Arlen in that there exchange program? Yep, I sure do. All our classmates didn't think you had it in you to be a certified Texas football kicker given you came from…well…soccer. But I reckoned you'd prove em' wrong and ya' did. Scored a whole 57 points that season. Yep! Boy I tell ya' w'aht you sure could you kick that ball. Anyway, what I'm trying to tell you is you pulled through for us each game and yourself proving you had the heart and kick of a true Texan. You didn't listen to those naysayers. Now you've got to kick some of these here angel asses and pull through not just for yourself but that there son of yours, Shinji. Cause Go't dang if ain't got that same heart as you than whose heart would he have?

Also, don't listen to those rumors everyone's talkin' about of that rei girl being a clone of your wife either….h-'eh, yep. That would be um…impossible.



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No. 653859 [Reply]

fucking hate you old pieces of crap

No.653864

26 is still young

No.653867

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No.653878

thirty is still young

No.653926

sixty is still young



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No. 653916 [Reply]

NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING GAINED

No.653920

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thoroughly cleaned the bathroom

No.653925

spread that pussy baby



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No. 653909 [Reply]

release the henri files

No.653912

wish i was her



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No. 653895 [Reply]

I know that she feelin the kiss

No.653897

Ota is now introducing a brand new AI Ota Mode. Use the power of AI to generate an Otatastic Otapost.

No.653900

I can't help with that.

No.653901

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theres enough data here to train a model that could spit out a reasonably coherent otapost

No.653906

would prefer it trained on the w

No.653907

w is still 80% bot spam nobody bothered to clean that up



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No. 653885 [Reply]

It's Friday night, what are you drinking?
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No.653892

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No.653898

spam

No.653899

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Probably few people have realized this on their own, but the world 3 overworld track is just a slowed down Fairy's Fountain theme ( youtu.be/C382wc4StOw )

I left the game running in the background at low volume and kept wondering why I heard that. This game is nice to play after the brutal ass ****ing of smb2j.

No.653902

spam

No.653904

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>>653902
It's Turkiye now, stop deadnaming my country of Anatolia Asia Minor Ottoman footrest Turkey dinner.



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No. 653228 [Reply]

and then and then and then he was our friend and then you wont believe what otamin did he was our friend he posted here and even still otamin -
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No.653886

because you are NOT one of henris concubines

No.653887

henri lifted me up and fucked me in the ass

No.653888

what a fag! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.653893

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went for a bike ride for the first time in well over a year, no helmet of course, im not a sissy
but my ass is gonna be hurting tomorrow!

No.653894

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>>653893
Why would you need a helmet for a bicycle, do you plan on falling off your bike without extending your arms and just landing directly on your head



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No. 653857 [Reply]

does anyone here wanna erp with me?
Nya! nya nya nya?!?!?! you wanna put your chinpo in my omynako nya!? ?!??? chinpo daisuki nya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.653858

i thought we agreed i got to be the catgirl this time

No.653860

my friend loved playing anime girls

No.653866

I thought we all agreed we're too old for erp and we stopped doing it

No.653868

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No.653877

never erpd never cyberd always came across as profoundly cringe



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No. 653850 [Reply]

henri
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No.653853

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I think we are already far beyond that point. The word henri evolved into a whole new concept. when somebody says henri i don't think they refer to the person that may or may not have posted on this webzone many a year ago

similarly like when people exclaim 'jesus'

No.653854

Global Rules

Have fun.

are we still having fun?

No.653856

whos we

No.653861

>>653850
This is how women envision a 5'7" man when they read it on a tinder profile

No.653862

>>653861
she's in bed with him though checkmate



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No. 636921 [Reply]

>ota
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No.653825

>>653815
i've recently learnt that this apparently has something to do with dpdr and isn't my cool and unique gimmick.

No.653826

dance p dance revolution

No.653828

>>653825
Depersonalization isn't a gimmick. It's really difficult to put into words and to explain it to those that have never had an episode. It's this instant realization that your physical body is a meatbag and that it has little to do with "you".

I think I got it because my "self" spent most of its life online almost entirely detached from its physical form so any experiences and memories I gained I couldn't associate with my body. And when you do get a break and catch a glimpse of your own hands and you start wondering what's real and what isn't. In the middle ages they used to cure it with trepanning thereby killing the mind altogether.

No.653833

>>653828
uh i was talking about the autopilot thing. i visualized or felt (dunno how to describe this) myself sitting back there in my room doing whatever when i actually was working or doing some other boring shite.
> I think I got it because…
yeah, you've most likely got it backwards.

No.653838

i think i had depersonalization episodes as a kid
i would always feel so uneasy after snapping out of it



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No. 629134 [Reply]

why do girls like money?
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No.641214

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I bet she won't take three unwrapped loads for ¥37000.

No.641215

>>641214
Shes just going to give it straight to her bf andrew tate

No.642351

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pOOSY

No.653793

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No.653814

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