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No. 638345 [Reply]

Went to home depot for a noose but all the good ones were already sold out. For some reason the demand for them is so high up at this time of year.
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No.638507

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A better alternative use of rope.

No.638569

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rip

No.638570

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No.638636

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Don't give into baby fever.

No.638637

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Tea dawg and little halfing niglets



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No. 557156 [Reply]

It's January 5th the Christmas themed beer is on sale at your local liquor store.

Who wants Budweiser with the Christmas labels after Christmas? No one right?

https://youtu.be/bEZXI48OTlc
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No.638515

i like christmas cake will hopefully pick some up on special for later consumption

No.638516

uh its just normal cake now

No.638600

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bought two cakees they were discounted but not as much as i thought but didnt want to miss out
stashed them away for easter

No.638601

theyll get stale

No.638634

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>this is what women want
(their self-insert on the right)



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No. 609444 [Reply]

This winter is cold eh?
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No.638143

why is it untitled

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No. 576159 [Reply]

>tarded out and wasted me life
only my railgun could have shot it
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No.638580

delusional henricels

No.638584

mindota is real and my friend henri posts there

No.638589

yeah in your mind

No.638596

sigh same

No.638598

henri cherry



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No. 579180 [Reply]

*snifffff*

smelly pussy!
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No.633458

thats where i keep the tylenol, its still there

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No.638594

the pussy sniffers

No.638595

>>633264
almost made this post again

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No. 638588 [Reply]

A round of applause for mister ________

No.638593

Sigh Princess used to call me Mister.



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No. 638575 [Reply]

happy birthday Kagamine Rin and Len!

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No.638578

lucky boy



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No. 638574 [Reply]

when will we mature and become the dads that stepped up?


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No. 638565 [Reply]

"What has happened before will happen again. What has been done before will be done again. There is nothing new in the whole world"
Ecclesiastes 1:9

No.638567

waterbend the cum out my dick into your mouth

No.638568

my semens so watery im not convinced theres any viable sperm in it

No.638571

brother had to see a urologist for a procedure to make his sperm more viable but it didnt work

No.638573

how do you make sperm watery



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No. 607879 [Reply]

spreading christmas cheer
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No.607929

sage

No.607930

i didnt actually want a ps5 so im gonna exchange it for some gold instead

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I don't even play games anymore, I just watch shabs play them for me.

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No. 638560 [Reply]

I got a dog for Christmas so I don't have to be alone anymore
I named him otachi

No.638561

best keep him away from white women

No.638563

Dogs are high maintenance, much prefer cats.

They're smarter than cats and "love you", but I don't need that.



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No. 612225 [Reply]

When I'm walking through my college campus and I pass the smokers, coughing it up with one another I stop and ask them if I can "bum" a cig. They usually oblige, and I take the little white stick from them and snap it in half like a twig and throw the pieces on the ground.

They look at me, dumbfounded, usually spouting a "bro, what the fuck?" and I tell them I just saved them 5 minutes of their life and they should be thanking me.

They never than me. It's a thankless job, but one that needs to be done.

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Let's be real Poindexter, you'd never do this, and if you did your dweeb ass would be getting an atomic wedgie.

No.612254

I hate smokers they're gross and evil

No.612330

can i bum a fag mate

No.612332

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I agree cigarettes are gross

No.638527

>>612225
dweeb fantasy



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