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No. 577863 [Reply]

Sigh waiting on my [6 foot 7] Ota bf to end this loneliness
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No.577966

All women are queens deserving of being fucked hard by king henri and it is my duty as an inferior male to observe

No.577970

dont think dad has had sex since mom killed herself he leaves the house even less then me

No.585251

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Keep waiting slag. I am waiting until I can stick it into an android with an artificial womb. Androids of the future would probably be able to produce an offspring that would take its mother's superior android genes and father's biological DNA combining best of both worlds, creating a sort of a natural born cyborg. This is the way of the human race, and there is no place for real women along this path.

No.585252

>>577970
dad entered the own zone

No.585254

>>585251
Yeah whatever virg



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No. 585211 [Reply]

I'm new to this site. I came here looking to see if I could find a female friend to talk to and confide in. After looking through the site, I find that I’m a little dismayed. Women, you don’t have to literally bare yourself to skeezy guys (you know who you are) to be accepted or considered worthwhile people to know. I’m not judging those who actually are exhibitionists and get off on baring their assets. However, I find it hard to believe that every woman in those pics is that way. I suspect that many of you think that you have to do that just to get the acknowledgment that you exist and are worthy of someone’s attention. Well, I am here to tell you that there are plenty of people, just like me, who want to be your friend. Yeah, I am initially attracted to you because of your size and shape, but every relationship has to start somewhere. I will respect you and treat you as another worthy human. I am from the Deep South, and I travel to New Orleans and Mobile every hear for Mardi Gras. Every year, there are women who will flash their breasts to get a handful of cheap beads thrown at them from the floats. I always think to myself, “I would give you flowers and my undivided attention, and you wouldn’t have to flash a single piece of your anatomy.” If there are women on this site who just want to have someone attracted to them, not “in spite of” them being round and soft, but BECAUSE of that, and then have that person treat them with old-fashioned, deep south respect, dignity, and charm, then drop me a line. As we say down here, “You are fine china, so quit letting men use you once and throw you away like a cheap paper plate.”

No.585212

i like mio and turtles

No.585215

you're wasting your time..
There are no women here just trannies or homos who pretend to be girls. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you

No.585216

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>>585215
how do you feel about mio and turtles

No.585219

crying

No.585220

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U & I (K-On!! Chiptune Cover)

https://youtu.be/uNewelu7s5g



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No. 561994 [Reply]

Mistakes into miracles..
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No.562342

did you guys know clarkson has his own show that came out last year where hes a farmer im watching it now

No.562352

Jeremy Clarkson is such a tit

No.562393

Name a better anime intro, oh wait, you can't.
https://youtu.be/588ZARdWlBs

No.585210

western art discouraged

No.585213

nobody asked you rulefag



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No. 585205 [Reply]

me blackpilling my daughter after i looksmax and ascend and have a daughter


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No. 564157 [Reply]

marisa
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No.565126

>>564415
Her hat isn't THAT big. How much bigger does it get per instance of racism?

No.565160

>>564943
no this is >>564186

No.565216

>>565126
1 nanometer

No.585202

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Fumos? No thank you.

No.585203

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No. 538013 [Reply]

>5'xx"
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No.538045

the norms are at it again

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No.585190

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No.585199

>>585190
did she fall for him or ntr him



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No. 585179 [Reply]

No.585183

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No.585185

"things i'll never listen to"



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No. 585178 [Reply]

>SHE MERELY SMILED AT YOU
>AND YOU THINK THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO ASK HER OUT FOR COFFEE?
>HOW ABOUT YOU ASK ME OUT FOR COFFEE TOUGH GUY?


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No. 576977 [Reply]

Sweaty, meaty, soft soles
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No.576999

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Gross footfag thread, sage

No.577004

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No.577005

here let me tickle your feet with my tongue

No.585166

footpussy!



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No. 563312 [Reply]

thinkin about flower sunday poster, hope she's doing well in the elysian flower fields
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No.571822

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No.585143

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peach blossoms mean charming unrivaled good natured belong to you and were used to represent respect for a woman

No.585144

>>571822
umm where is her shitagi?

No.585151

you cant just ask about a lady's sh*t like that

No.585164

>>571822
creamy pussy!



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No. 584944 [Reply]

Please excuse my poor English morphine tard rage
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No.585120

>>585116
estrogen?

No.585123

>>585120
morphine

No.585124

mighty morphine power hopeless romantics

No.585127

I just want to morth into a ball

No.585149

It's morphin time



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No. 585044 [Reply]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Princess add me back i'm no longer mentally ill I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll say you're my friend please come back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.585100

*sends cp spammers to ota*
*floods the index with his spambot*
bro why u meta bitching

No.585114

>>585100
how did he send spammers to ota

No.585135

>>585114
you know.. the uh… haha

No.585136

uh wasn't me haha *pees pants*

No.585145

>>585114
>>585135
if your eyes glazed over all the other times this came up i dont see why i should bother going over it again



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