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No. 591759 [Reply]

Background characters be like

-_- ._.

Main character girls be like

O o O


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No. 571926 [Reply]

>go to my grocery store
>go to pay
>new girl cashier
>have a naruto wallet my mother gifted me because my old wallet was falling apart
>she says "wow you must really love naruto,who's you're favorite character"
>I look at her and notice she has a tattoo on her hand so I say "none of your business now ring me up"
>calls me a rude prick
>stare at her without saying anything
>she finally rings me up
>leave
>now every time I go to the grocery store and shes the one ringing me up she takes ages to do it on purpose or lets other customers behind me get rung up first

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No.571969

>>571954
what if you have two men equal in looks, money, and status?

No.571977

>>571969
She flips both

No.571978

love when a girl negs my penis

No.591732

cute story

No.591748

give me your number ill ring you up instead



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No. 591726 [Reply]

What is the reason for the unprecedented interest in Japanese weather?
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No.591739

>>591737
>Hobbies: Anime, Games, Manga, Cosplay, Shogi (a kind of Japanese chess).

wow shes just like me

No.591740

>>591739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwACjl9A9Y
and she loves our favorite girls too

No.591741

>>591740
oh shes a tuberteen…

No.591743

nothin teen

No.591745

pussy teen



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No. 556794 [Reply]

almost shitted myself made it to the toilet just in time
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No.570559

hid from them they left a note on the door

No.570560

hope you remembered to hide your buttplug collection

No.570574

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Still lie awake in bed every once in a while and remember when I had the loudest nastiest MK677 enhanced doodoo of my life as my boss sat outside the door six feet away why are most memories always bad and most of the good ones I have are video game related from 2006

No.570575

>>570574
someone call poison control we have to save nico

No.591744

is poopoo one word or two?



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No. 568909 [Reply]

Have you ever been kissed by a drunk MILF? Did you get shy or did you stick your tongue down her throat?
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No.568978

None

No.568979

>>568969
was able to lick the foreskin before

No.568983

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mfw when this is a female artist

http://exhentai.org/g/2258908/86bbef9bae/

No.569084

Me and my friend went to a pub in England once and got speaking to two older Welsh ladies. The redhead one I was speaking to kissed me and my friend's one tried to kiss him but he made fun of her big teeth. Then it turned out they were both married

No.591728

>>568909
whoa he got kissed by a loli!
How romantic



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No. 591695 [Reply]

imagine Maki sitting her loose cheesy vagina on your face and relaxing herself to release a smelly queef straight into your nose

No.591714

*BRAP*

No.591723

STINKY smelly pussy!



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No. 591696 [Reply]

BRUH WHAT IF


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No. 591679 [Reply]

It's been taken care of

No.591681

spoilers

No.591692

cute post!



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No. 554005 [Reply]

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE OTAMIN CITY
WHERE THE CELS ROAM FREE AND THE THREADS ARE SHITTY
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No.591570

cels can't stop winning

No.591571

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

HE DID THE WALK
HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
THE VIRGIN WALK
IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
HE DID THE WALK
HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
HE DID THE WALK
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No.591668


WELL, IF YOU WANTED HONESTY
THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN
OR HAVE YOU GO, IT'S BETTER OFF THIS WAY
FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK
REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT
FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR?
I'M NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
I'M NOT OKAY
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No.591669

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>>591668
Wtf bro I love MCR too add me on Myspace

My favorite song is Ghost of You

No.591691

/ghost/ is looking hella good right now, best board on ota



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No. 575934 [Reply]

I apply 5 different serums and lotions to my face before bed
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No.591354

When I went to the plastic surgeon and we looked at before and after pics I was noticeably more pale in the after pics even though it's currently spring vs winter and I'm forced to go outside more often than I was.
It's all thanks to 1% tretinoin and daily sunscreen moisturizer now no one will ever ask me what ethnicity I am

No.591355

what ethnicity are you

No.591357

>>591354
I'm white and have never had a gf so why do you think this changes anything.

No.591372

>>591357
Statistically whites have the best overall chance, especially if you have blonde hair or blue eyes which I don't but at least I can vampiremaxx.

No.591690

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No. 591624 [Reply]

frig off sex norm raiders
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No.591638

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rate my drawing

No.591639


No.591641

i utilize my sex organs to mate with females

No.591680

God made our arms long enough to reach our own sex organs for a reason.

No.591685

>>591638
nice is it toadette as a skitty or a skitty as toadette



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No. 591397 [Reply]

Trevor please bring it back
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No.591574

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we love hakotaro here

No.591586

>>591554
Maybe look after your own board first before making accusations like that.

No.591682

GNFOS: Resurrected



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