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Anonymous 03/10/22 (Thu) 05:04:52 No. 561106 [Reply]

dental inspection day

Anonymous 03/10/22 (Thu) 06:08:15 No.561108

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My single mother didn't love me enough to provide me with dental care so now they're all sorts of messed up a guy accidentally saw them when I was talking and said wow your teeth are sharp do you chew rocks so now I'm doubling down on not smiling or anything.

Anonymous 03/10/22 (Thu) 06:44:08 No.561109

>>561108
sorry that happened to you friend

Anonymous 03/10/22 (Thu) 06:46:57 No.561110

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grim

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Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 19:43:54 No. 561087 [Reply]

Just realized that in Japan they call old men "OG-san"

(now laugh)

Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 19:47:54 No.561089

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I meant to post this in the Mitsudomoe thread but I'm not reposting it deal with it.

Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 19:51:22 No.561090

When are you considered old

Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 22:41:59 No.561093

>>561090
when you lose your sense of wonder

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Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 14:57:09 No. 561012 [Reply]

It's International Women's Day!

Post Women!

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Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 20:22:12 No.561030

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I observe women from a safe distance occasionally they're pretty weird and I get the sensation that they aren't 100% sentient

Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 03:18:04 No.561060

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I met an otagirl today. It was pretty obvious that she used ota because she was just as awkward as me, was very pale, and had long dark disheveled hair. We said a few words to eachother and then just awkwardly stood there for a few moments before she half-stuttered her parting and wandered off. I wonder if she would marry me if I asked her nicely.

Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 03:22:44 No.561061

I forgot to mention that she was also wearing otaku glasses.

Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 07:18:25 No.561067

>>561030
You know those NPCs in video games that give you a power-up or key item but only if you're above a certain level? Women are like that, they scan your bone structure to see if you qualify to use your body's reproductive functions

Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 08:37:37 No.561070

>>561067
STFU RETARD ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

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Anonymous 03/09/22 (Wed) 00:59:45 No. 561057 [Reply]

>when you're eating with some obese person and eat way more than them
Please stick it in meePlease stick it in meePlease stick it in mee kill yourself you fat retard

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Anonymous 11/05/21 (Fri) 19:47:27 No. 552293 [Reply]

What are you looking at?

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 22:04:24 No.561045

your pussy, ma'am.

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Anonymous 11/20/21 (Sat) 01:15:38 No. 553425 [Reply]

I can *literally* see them

Anonymous 11/20/21 (Sat) 01:23:44 No.553427

Opa– Opa–pa–pa——- OPANTSUUUUUUU

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 21:44:34 No.561037

girl pussy scent

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Anonymous 05/08/21 (Sat) 02:54:59 No. 535320 [Reply]

Anonymous 05/08/21 (Sat) 03:22:51 No.535322

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oof
ota's never recovering from this

Anonymous 05/09/21 (Sun) 19:16:54 No.535457

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 14:08:48 No.561006

bump

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 14:15:44 No.561007

funny face uzai-chan

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Anonymous 03/04/22 (Fri) 23:54:26 No. 560831 [Reply]

There's a guy that will sometimes jokingly rub my hands or shoulders or whatever and originally I would slap him away but eventually I began to let him do it because it's not the worst feeling thing in the world. I'm not gay and he isn't either.
We've joked a few times about kissing in public just to see how people react we aren't gay but I'm starting to wonder if this is how teen girls groom one another before they grow out of it.

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Anonymous 03/06/22 (Sun) 09:25:17 No.560876

norms field

Anonymous 03/06/22 (Sun) 09:47:34 No.560877

freak eye

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 06:31:29 No.560989

He asked me if I like him again I always dodge the question because it's too sappy for men to do and he always seems upset that I don't answer right it almost feels like those manga with the old lady and the young guy because he's 19 but he's a norm a real one.

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 08:36:11 No.560994

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I just realized he asked me how to say I love you in Japanese oh god Otamin what if I really am being seduced by a zoomer

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 10:53:07 No.560998

slut

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Anonymous 03/06/22 (Sun) 17:34:14 No. 560889 [Reply]

Sunday mornings…

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Anonymous 03/06/22 (Sun) 18:54:27 No.560899

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>>560896
Gay

Anonymous 03/06/22 (Sun) 19:30:30 No.560903

>>560899
I have too many things I like.

Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 14:53:38 No.560944

monday mornings…

Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 19:58:22 No.560957

Watch out! The world's behind you.

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 10:18:30 No.560996

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>>560899
you don't get normal death screens in that reed wheat field thing, a cutscene gets triggered

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Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 05:02:29 No. 560985 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggsz4EUUxXs
henri

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 10:06:01 No.560995

why the fuck did you take henri away from us you motherfucker

why the fuck did you take henri away from us you motherfucker

why the fuck did you take henri away from us you motherfucker

why the fuck did you take henri away from us you motherfucker

why the fuck did you take henri away from us you motherfucker

why the fuck did you take henri away from us you motherfucker

why the fuck did you take henri away from us you motherfucker

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Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon) 00:49:35 No. 546130 [Reply]

>$3.65/gallon for 93 octane
Thanks Biden
The norms are literally LITERALLY coming for all of my copes

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Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon) 19:14:13 No.546362

>>546156
Uma Musume perhaps because the legend goes that Mitsubishi originally wanted to name the car Stallion but the Japs had a problem pronouncing it and it came out as Starion

Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon) 20:58:53 No.546396

whaddya mean fluoride dr bronner is fluoride free all his products have schizo ramblings all over them

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 07:42:11 No.560992

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>$4.76
Why are they doing this to me

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 08:03:55 No.560993

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it's only going to get worse

Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 12:59:57 No.561001

get a different hobby norm

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Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 18:17:30 No. 560952 [Reply]

I just realized I'm a loser
How the Hell did this happen

Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 19:28:02 No.560954

our friend left
ota regressed

Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 19:40:57 No.560956

>>560954
I'm glad

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