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No. 437422 [Reply]

finally finished work for the year
time for my 2 weeks of neet
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No.437647

>>437629
dreamed about dead insel

No.437649

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>>437647
cool, but I like my dream better

No.437746

actual teenbro thread nice work with this one teenmin you stupid cunt

No.437747

>>437746
You bitch

No.437749

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>>437746
teens in adults out


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No. 437715 [Reply]

hi it's me your sister

No.437717

you're not my sister.

where is lomo?

No.437719

based


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No. 437659 [Reply]

girls' secret
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No.437681

>>437679
Obviously a foid you dumb foid apologist.

No.437683

>>437681
norm

No.437684

>>437679
myself…

No.437687

wth is a foid

No.437689

>>437687
a miserable little pile of secrets


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No. 436976 [Reply]

obscene lewd smelly perverted naughty sloppy rough hot strangely sour tasting mind-numbing drool inducing salty fluids that you turn into a retard with your tongue hanging are as bad
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No.436986

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No.437234

>>436976
>>436985
>>436981
Want a whiff

No.437672

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girls' secret

No.437675

>>437672
Wow these girls are still growing,…

No.437676

>>437675
Growing on deez nuts


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No. 437636 [Reply]

is this true
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No.437644

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You don't want creeps looking at napes now, right?

No.437645

only sl*ts go around showing their neck to strangers

No.437646

>>437640
That gay shit is the lolimo show of the year buddy.

No.437664

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sleepy vampire neet

No.437665

>>437646
lolimo shou


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No. 437628 [Reply]

Do you guys think i have a chance with her or am i just deluding myself? Should i try to ask her out?
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No.437654

>>437653
>they can smell it like they can your dry cum stained hands that were just jerking off in the bathroom to her
that's hot

No.437655

>>437654
No that is really weird what they wrote i hope its a guy

No.437656

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It worked for me.

No.437657

>>437655
guys don't use ota

No.437658

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>>437655
>really weird
you have a confession to make, right? the answer is yes they could smell it


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No. 437551 [Reply]

Hoo hash? Hoo hash??
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No.437583

Well, she's obviously not shielding her eyes since the shadow doesn't fall over them. Why is she saluting your peephole?

No.437612

>>437583
Theyre just exaggerating her peering in

No.437626

What happens if I let her in

No.437630

>>437626
She doesnt want to come in shes just going to ask if you have any hoo hash then leave after you tell her no or say yes and lend it to her

No.437634

Can someone please post the Misaki peephole one?


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No. 437486 [Reply]

>David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented them as payment in full to become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave his daughter Michal to David in marriage.
>1 Samuel 18:27

Yes haha so silly right?

What fedora tippers aren't smart enough to realize, is that if you had to prove you killed 200 men, what other body part would you cut off to prove you killed them?

Most body parts you have two of, so for example you would have to bring back two eyeballs or thumbs, to prove that you killed one man.

Most body parts like these are also hard to cut off, they take up space, and rot.

So yes, a foreskin is the perfect thing to collect from corpses to prove that you killed a large number of Philistines, so you can bring them back to king Saul and marry his daughter.
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No.437503

Foreskin so smooth

No.437514

>>437487
>>437489
Yall are dummies, it has to be from men. Girls have noses

No.437517

Nah it's because the philistines weren't friends, so cutting off their foreskins was like dominating them or something. And it's obviously just a myth i.e. it didn't actually happen, so the reason it was written was because the friendish author had a fantasy of dominating philisines and as a friend that meant cutting off their foreskins.

No.437618

I feel bad for people without foreskins, its very nice to play with it when you're touching yourself to anime

No.437621

>>437618
It's the fact that you have skin to move up and down over your entire head, and circumcised people can only move the skin over their shaft and at most a little bit of their head.


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No. 437574 [Reply]

she has a point
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No.437582

mother knows breast.

No.437585

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Is there a worse feeling knowing m*m went through your pr*n?

No.437586

Mom doesn't know about feminine ochinchins.

No.437589

>>437585
mom catching you watching porn and touching your peepee

No.437609

>>437586
my mom has one


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No. 437554 [Reply]

https://my.mixtape.moe/qrjxzq.mp3

No.437567

Nice quality screenie


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No. 423715 [Reply]

Eh?
You want to what with Furede chan?
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No.423743

>>423741
a french kiss?

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her husband is pinya

No.424130

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>>424122
No it's Shiki nya.
They will have many kids together.

No.437521

>>423715
Phuck.
>>423716
She already cheated on you with me.

No.437526

furuchin kissu


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No. 380384 [Reply]

Childhood is watching Idolmaster
Teenagedom is watching Love Live
Adulthood is watching Aikatsu.
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>>424116
Aikatsu has the bigger budget but it lacks the *soul*

No.424121

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Shit I forgot how to italics on ota.

No.424125

>>424121
You remembered!

No.424159

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this is cute

No.437523

>>380476
>>380477
Where's the thread?


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