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Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 13:52:28 No. 639353 [Reply]

Are you better off as a lonely neet or a wagie with a gf

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Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 20:43:49 No.639380

skill issue

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 20:46:48 No.639381

>>639378
Wtf is an office engineer, you assemble the Ikea chairs for the women?

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 22:18:00 No.639384

>>639381
Yes, then I get to rape them.

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 01:11:15 No.639394

need job but scared

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 04:03:20 No.639398

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>>639394
You'll stop being scared when you get hungry

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Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:41:41 No. 639328 [Reply]

Btw i watch her now

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 02:41:06 No.639329

based gigi

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 14:30:13 No.639358

open up that pussy baby

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Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 11:28:43 No. 639343 [Reply]

可哀想に！

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Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 11:53:34 No.639347

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>>639345
>>639346
Here. If you like to over analyze so much knock yourself out.

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 12:25:07 No.639348

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>>639345
Yes, it is. Even the worst japanesers on ota learned this when this show was airing.
Also the manga is really good.

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 12:33:49 No.639349

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>>639348
always associated this girl with anal for some reason

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 12:54:26 No.639350

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>>639348
Girls of high school age that look and act like Kawai Ritsu owe me sex for over ten years now but none have paid their dues.

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 13:17:09 No.639352

Kawai? More like Kawaii amirite

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Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:35:22 No. 639321 [Reply]

i was in the middle of moving my base in palworld this morning and then they called me for work to go drive 4 hours round trip to cover for a coworker and then when i got back my tire was low and i went to the tire shop and it was punctured on the shoulder so i had to get them replaced and finally just got back

Anonymous 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:50:15 No.639322

thanks otacord

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Anonymous 01/05/25 (Sun) 12:36:20 No. 639217 [Reply]

How do i get a cognitive dissonance gf?

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Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 05:54:08 No.639268

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>>639267
We love dead women here.

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 06:39:17 No.639273

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How do I get a gf who listens to Paramore and just wants to be one of the guys and would spit on that thang like hawk tuah

I already know, be a teenager with a car in the 2000s and already know her from my friend group and do interesting stuff like go to Warped Tour and know a guy who grows weed

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 07:33:38 No.639275

become so despondent that i cannot even fantasise about a girlfriend
the idea of a female in my life is so ridiculous

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 20:54:08 No.639303

>>639275
that was me 1 year ago but now im engaged

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 22:58:23 No.639313

really

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Anonymous 12/06/21 (Mon) 06:19:27 No. 554617 [Reply]

stupid vampire loli can't even eat her ice cream properly
enjoy your brain freeze, idiot

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Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 02:03:06 No.583912

im what you might call a hima poster

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 02:14:53 No.583914

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I'm what you might call a henriposter

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 03:02:13 No.583917

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I'm what you might call a edit poster

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 03:07:27 No.583918

an*

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 22:01:14 No.639309

Pussies

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Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 21:58:24 No. 639308 [Reply]

Bee boo

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Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 21:17:32 No. 639183 [Reply]

do you guys think he flipped the indog

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Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:42:51 No.639197

they're both highly religious and wouldn't even think about that until marriage

Anonymous 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:17:40 No.639201

I am an incomparable homo super religious foids are turbo whores

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 20:35:28 No.639302

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I liked this video a lot. Imagine being Squall, and having Rinoa and all of the other FF8 girls wanting to fuck you, and only you, ignoring the other male party members.

It's like a silverback gorilla monopolizes all the pussy, leaving the beta male losers to have none. Is it fair? Of course not.

Meanwhile this whole room smells like sweaty bitches and sex.

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 21:15:02 No.639304

Engaged to that pussy

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 21:30:25 No.639307

the cuckmin

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Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 07:12:10 No. 639145 [Reply]

TAKE THIS!

Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 08:39:51 No.639146

ive been curating my harapan folder recently

Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 09:26:11 No.639147

loved futa growing up

Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 09:49:39 No.639149

fag

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:48:27 No.639296

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Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:55:07 No.639298

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>>639296
I just shaved my head, but I'm a guy.

Why would they do this to poor Rika, if they stop now she could just be punk instead of bull dyke.

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Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 09:10:38 No. 639277 [Reply]

I think my true calling was to be a cult leader. That's what I need to be to achieve my dreams and purpose in life. They didn't tell us about that job in school though.
We're going through a bit of a cultural/technological revolution right now so it's probably the best time to toss my hat in the ring. Maybe it's easier to do than I think. I wonder how cults even start… Maybe I'm too old to do this too though. But I think a lot of leaders start when they're old I think. I don't have much success thus far getting people to follow me though.
Well, even Jesus seems to have spent his teens and 20s doing nothing, of note anyway. I guess maybe it's not over yet

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Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 13:19:12 No.639283

but every person on ota is my friend

with maybe like five exceptions

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 13:33:52 No.639284

ota'cord

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 14:26:41 No.639285

'ta'co'

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 14:49:07 No.639287

'ta'rd

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:54:07 No.639297

>>639280
henri is dead. He was gangraped by niggas. Poor henri was literally ripped apart!

Rest in pieces….

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Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 22:15:51 No. 639190 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/live/AFpyRSF5cFc

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Anonymous 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:43:41 No.639198

never played runescape
also sage for tuber shit

Anonymous 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:17:53 No.639202

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All of the water in Hyrule flows under my ass and balls.

Anonymous 01/05/25 (Sun) 01:32:47 No.639204

Shes so FERTILE

Anonymous 01/05/25 (Sun) 22:32:36 No.639256

https://youtu.be/N8EHCCAfLAs

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 07:01:54 No.639274

>someone in the house turned the heater off
she is literally telling you she has a boyfriend to your face

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Anonymous 01/05/25 (Sun) 17:15:50 No. 639234 [Reply]

please don't bring back gn
ota has gotten so much better now that the boidselfreaks are here to stay

Anonymous 01/05/25 (Sun) 17:24:48 No.639236

Untitled how about calcium ions

Gùi Flynn 01/05/25 (Sun) 19:28:05 No.639250

Pasted from ps5

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