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Anonymous 09/06/22 (Tue) 17:01:10 No. 573458 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.

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Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 17:13:02 No.573555

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>>573554

Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 17:45:48 No.573556

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>>573555

Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 18:19:40 No.573558

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Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 18:46:10 No.573560

>>573541
why so defensive

Anonymous 09/08/22 (Thu) 06:09:52 No.573569

>>573558
just leave them alone okay just leave them alone

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Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 05:15:16 No. 554465 [Reply]

Take the case of modern man. He works all his life gives it all he can; saves all his money, works overtime; pinches every penny, banks every dime. All he can think about is money, but you know, that he can't take it with him where he's going to go. Now I find that fascinatingly illogical

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Anonymous 07/18/22 (Mon) 09:35:21 No.570429

https://youtu.be/f5c0T5gCXOk
otafreak calc tutorial

Anonymous 07/18/22 (Mon) 09:36:52 No.570430

oh wait he died

Anonymous 07/18/22 (Mon) 14:05:32 No.570442

>>570427
you need money for that
a lot of it

Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 12:27:16 No.573535

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Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 12:28:45 No.573536

>>573535
Why won't you answer my question?

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Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 01:58:28 No. 573499 [Reply]

Drunk (whiskey/coke)

Nichijou OP remix (ong straight fire)

https://files.catbox.moe/i1msyo.mp3

The Cure - Mint Car

https://youtu.be/C4Mu-lTqFzg

Anonymous 09/07/22 (Wed) 02:01:18 No.573500

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Anonymous 03/16/22 (Wed) 23:24:16 No. 561492 [Reply]

Somebody please post the "not only am I very smart but also a girl" one

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Pussy cream cheese 09/05/22 (Mon) 02:32:31 No.573352

>>573341
Hairy pussy!

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 02:59:06 No.573353

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>>573352

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 04:57:49 No.573366

whole lotta dog days artist cg sets are being upload to sadpanda right now

th3 endqu0ter 09/05/22 (Mon) 20:04:52 No.573399

i should have known i wouldnt be able to make friends >>573327

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 20:29:53 No.573400

sigh the endquoter was our friend he posted here but the bullies made him leave

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 11:44:43 No. 564010 [Reply]

"Best of all, though, would be the depiction of my life as an abstract painting – a twilight world, indistinct around the edges and without center or focus; a bridge without banks, tunnel without openings; a crepuscular existence pure and simple. No heaven or hell, only a quiet withdrawal from life’s hysteria and death’s tenacious darkness. (And I tell you this: What I most love about twilight is the deceptive sense, as one looks down the dimming west, not that it is some fleeting transitional moment, but that there’s actually nothing before or after it: that that’s all there is.)"

-Otamin

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 19:46:14 No.564037

>>564036
I am the 00.01%.

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 15:32:28 No.573392

Death is the rule, life is the exception. Life is at best a transitory dream, set in a universe that is entirely indifferent to our fate. Whether to cling to that fragile dream is up to us moment by moment. Whether to embrace what we are all thrust into, squealing with astonishment and rage, or to fall back into the comfortable, dark, quiet realm of the insentient.

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Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 03:09:25 No. 573357 [Reply]

hop in, dude

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Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 07:43:24 No.573378

christ can you imagine the smell

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 07:52:17 No.573379

dont know what girls smell like

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 07:58:28 No.573380

>>573379
Fish, synthetic perfumes and Chad semen

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 08:01:53 No.573381

dont know what perfume or chad semen smells like

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 10:39:46 No.573384

>>573381
i think youre lying

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Anonymous 11/02/21 (Tue) 18:08:57 No. 552009 [Reply]

crying

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Anonymous 11/03/21 (Wed) 05:19:44 No.552043

>>552042
Your the esl trying to cover you're tracks

Anonymous 11/03/21 (Wed) 05:23:13 No.552045

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>>552043
You are trying to cover his tracks

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 03:48:01 No.573363

cried while watching prima doll

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 04:23:23 No.573364

cried when spock died

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 08:41:52 No.573383

>>552042
You're kinda wrong and missing the original point made

>My sentence in your syntax: You mixed its pronouns bro
This is a different sentence than what he said, he said “you're the esl trying to cover its tracks" like you're [the noun] and the noun is what the it's refers to. So you're arguing about something pointless that you misapprehended

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 16:23:58 No. 573293 [Reply]

howdy pardner

Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun) 05:32:23 No.573315

looks like youve yeed your last haw

Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun) 09:28:14 No.573321

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t can't ban me here

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 03:05:07 No.573356

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Howdyy

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 07:18:44 No.573377

Right outside of this one church town
There's a gold dirt road to a whole lot of nothin'
Got a deed to the land but it ain't my ground
This is God's country

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Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 01:02:03 No. 573345 [Reply]

>broadcast delayed one week
what do you do on a sunday without love live

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Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 03:40:07 No.573360

crying

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 03:41:32 No.573361

>>573359
dont worry love live will resume next week!

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 03:41:35 No.573362

Lol!

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 06:45:21 No.573374

>>573345
something that starts with lyco and ends with reco

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 07:00:38 No.573375

lycolovelivereco

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Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 00:27:02 No. 573271 [Reply]

>The room you can't leave unless you have sex

Why is this such a common fetish for Japanese people?

Like they're so autistic

>Ohhh shikata ga nai, now we HAVE to have sex haha wwwwww

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Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun) 04:53:04 No.573311

oog

Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun) 05:21:45 No.573314

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Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun) 06:01:09 No.573318

lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco lyco reco

Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun) 21:56:58 No.573335

>>573314
the sound i make when i coom to females

Anonymous 09/05/22 (Mon) 05:29:21 No.573369

Need to jbwmaxx like this Brad with a nice plumperchink

https://youtu.be/ixCaq4ShyUM?t=339

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Anonymous 06/01/21 (Tue) 09:20:41 No. 536970 [Reply]

Imagine the smell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xVqeSs3BrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3crPUlQPXiI

Yes btw I'm going to live in a van with a beefy solar power setup and Micro ATX PC (with two GPUs) and 4G unlimited internet and a 12v DC fridge, and I'm gonna post up in national forests and cook beans and rice outside on a little propane stove

And yes I'm going to bathe upstream in your rivers and collect rainwater

And yes I will have an instant legolas which is a magazine-fed semi-automatic (compound) bow (first invented in the history of humanity in 2015) which there is no laws on in America and I can freely take in any state.

And I'm ordering contact lenses from Europe with no prescription needed because fuck dumb American laws and I will get them delivered to my UPS store mailbox address

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Anonymous 11/28/21 (Sun) 13:47:55 No.554067

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>>554066
Yes and if you make under a certain amount per year (like $10,000) then you don't have to pay any taxes, you're in a $0 tax bracket, and my dividends from SPY would probably be less, and if not then I pay the glowníggers their $15 or something.

You never ever pay taxes on unrealized gains.

It doesn't matter if you made 5 billion dollars, you pay $0 taxes unless you actually sell the stock.

Anonymous 11/28/21 (Sun) 14:33:01 No.554069

>>554067
nice image

Anonymous 11/28/21 (Sun) 17:25:21 No.554072

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