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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 02:47:10 No. 585588 [Reply]

How does it feel to know that you waited too long and now you're forever locked out of getting a gf and raising a family the only avenue available to you now is wageslaving at some low tier dead end job and consuming the same hobbies you always have in a desperate bid to not rope?
Alternatively you could scrounge together the final vestiges of dignity you have remaining in your battered 30 year old corpse and strive to dismantle this twisted birdcage of a world.

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Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 01:08:31 No.585812

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Used to think I didn't care about that sort of thing
Then I thought I actually did care but was just scared
Then I went back to thinking I was only getting scared because everyone else was doing it and I felt like I was missing out on something I didn't want anyways
Then I thought it doesn't matter what I think because I can't get it anyway
But then I started thinking what if I did want it but only tried to fool myself into thinking I didn't because I am scared

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 01:40:29 No.585813

I make so much money currently that basically no woman deserves me.

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 04:58:29 No.585822

love watching cartoons

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 10:36:33 No.585836

no you don't

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 10:37:16 No.585837

not him but I do

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Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 01:48:39 No. 585757 [Reply]

Otamin, can you fix this

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Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 02:42:22 No.585768

hi miku is the official ota theme please use that instead

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 14:29:12 No.585785

>>585768
No

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 14:50:48 No.585786

It's a charm point

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 15:12:24 No.585787

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We should take the himaroach infestation and push it somewhere else

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 15:38:53 No.585788

>>585787
You keep saying this, but nothing is going to happen.

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Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 07:05:22 No. 585775 [Reply]

Deal with it.

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 11:44:43 No.585781

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Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 00:25:55 No. 585701 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Q1PVdR5QE

the song that plays when i log onto ota

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Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 05:06:38 No.585720

like silence suzuka but not this post

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 19:33:31 No.585736

like suzuka but do NOT like the two posts above me

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 20:10:25 No.585739

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSwUJP424nU

me when i boot up ota

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 00:42:40 No.585752

>>585720
>>585736
What's like suzuka?

*Mutters to self* dumb ESLs…

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 01:41:32 No.585756

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>>585739
I am the E.G.G.M.A.N.

https://youtu.be/c5fFT_KpBJ8

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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 17:23:50 No. 585615 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are alright

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 17:44:11 No.585616

Merorin is no longer here, the funeral pyre is alight…

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 17:48:16 No.585617

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>>585616
It's back!!!!

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 22:44:59 No.585742

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I take that back, you buddies didn't even make a single pity post there.

you are faggots of the highest caliber

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Anonymous 12/08/22 (Thu) 00:36:01 No. 578749 [Reply]

decided im gonno stop being a pmb as my first act i confronted some norm in a wheelchair who tried to cut in front of me at the self checkout in the store told him to get his ass to the back of the line

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Anonymous 02/01/23 (Wed) 01:03:24 No.585280

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>>585276
Did you make this face

Anonymous 02/01/23 (Wed) 01:09:42 No.585281

made a face but nobody looked at me

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 23:25:46 No.585698

guy next to me at the self checkout got carded and he didnt have id so the staff stopped him from buying

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 16:07:42 No.585731

love turning into maki when i get mad

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 18:15:21 No.585733

love raping maki when i get mad

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Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 19:45:24 No. 585695 [Reply]

I don't get the obsession with documenting your life 24-7 for strangers online.
"Hey guuuuyyyys, my stomach just started rumbling like….SO hard corrrre! I think I just farted! *tee hee* Time for a pooooooop! Follow me into the bathroom guys and be part of The Great Loaf Pinch of 2023!" #TGLP23

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 00:03:34 No.585699

mom got blogs gonno crack then its game time

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 00:16:53 No.585700

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I hit grandmaster only playing Zenyatta

Never hit GM before even in years of playing OW1, must be that new matchmaking change that takes player skill into account more.

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:12:17 No.585709

>>585700
>I hit grandmas
What the hell dude

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 09:51:46 No.585725

the wii u i thought was broken because i got it for free worked and had xenoblade x inside

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Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 18:42:47 No. 585692 [Reply]

stinkee feet

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Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 04:10:01 No.585718

you dont know its creamy

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 05:21:19 No.585721

it will be…

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 05:27:13 No.585722

how are you so sure

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 06:02:11 No.585723

creamy's imageboard list

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 06:52:35 No.585724

he loved creaming stinky feet pussies

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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 17:52:57 No. 585618 [Reply]

Girls who would kill me! ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

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Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 11:13:49 No.585678

>>585643
Which Anime is this Anon? Looks interesting!

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 11:15:59 No.585679

school days

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 12:19:24 No.585682

Thank you!

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 14:22:58 No.585683

All girls want you dead if you're less than 6/10

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 17:39:10 No.585690

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>>585683
That sounds wonderful! Though my aim is to be the perfect one for my significant other!

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Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri) 22:03:07 No. 585486 [Reply]

don't blame the guy for getting his dick sucked, blame the girl for sucking the dick

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 13:30:58 No.585554

>>585546 Did you never do that at school with your friends, give each other whiteboard marker tattoos?

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 13:49:52 No.585555

never

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 14:02:54 No.585556

cage

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 21:21:42 No.585578

creamy pussy!

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:24:47 No.585670

I can see it

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Anonymous 01/23/23 (Mon) 13:46:52 No. 584697 [Reply]

how long is it until it's only mero left

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Anonymous 01/23/23 (Mon) 20:25:03 No.584721

>>584719
that image has been since before you discovered 4chan

Anonymous 01/23/23 (Mon) 20:26:40 No.584722

change it

Anonymous 01/24/23 (Tue) 00:03:36 No.584759

>>584712 They all look like they're having such fun, that really warms my cockles ☺️

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 11:41:28 No.585607

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Mero ga shinda!

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 12:02:28 No.585609

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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 05:34:40 No. 585598 [Reply]

neesan quit sticking your hands in the soup you tramp

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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 06:16:27 No.585601

most girls would be if they were prevented from working
imagine living 200 years ago in the uk or something and just getting some gobby whenever you want from some filthy little teen harlot for a finger of gin

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 06:22:58 No.585602

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The time has come to flip women

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 06:57:15 No.585603

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>>585601
I'm Bri'ish btw I dunna if at matt'ers

Just imag'e'en me ge'in me skelly hands on a li'l harlot, cheap gobby and bugger on'y 200 quid

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 07:15:01 No.585605

The sharing has begun once again. Normies are going out with friends, having a good time, and eventually sharing their genitals with one another. The peepees and the veevees are leaking for one another and I'm not invited as usual.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 11:16:22 No.585606

>>585601
bone

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