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No. 550960 [Reply]

I pissed on a spider this morning.
It drowned in my piss..

No.550961

One time I was pissing and a fly was buzzing around and I zapped him into the bowl with my stream

No.550962

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spiders are bros
be ashamed of yourself

No.550964

>>550962
I have no shame

>>550961
Nice shot

No.550966

>>550962
yamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

No.593909

paste



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No. 591255 [Reply]

burned my tuna
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No.591453

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Raw tuna is surprisingly not tough or chewy, it's like butter

No.593197

burned my tuna again but this time didnt defrost it enough so its simultaneously burned and cold inside

No.593252

>>593197
i hope you didnt eat undercooked fish

No.593253

yeah ate it

No.593875

forgot to turn the stove off after breakfast so the room filled with smoke had to open a window and now cant stop sneezing



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No. 593866 [Reply]

The nostalgic embrace of the good old days, forever elusive, remained but a wistful dream.


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No. 593648 [Reply]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the ota brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "ota" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?
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No.593722

Soul

No.593723

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mom is making asagohan gonno feast

No.593759

>>593683
More like 2011.

No.593761

>yayo
Ramiro is a fag.
he likes yayoi
I am an incomparable homo

No.593825

>>593761
that means cocaine you weirdo
Please excuse my poor English
I am an incomparable homoOOOO



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No. 581450 [Reply]

pyon pyon
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No.593798

FUCK

No.593804

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No.593811

>>593804
What the

No.593812

cute bunny

No.593815

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bunny and cunny two cute things separated by a single letter



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No. 593779 [Reply]

Been thinking about Siamese twins today, watched some videos.

What happens if one of them is charged with a crime?
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No.593782

why does YHWH do stuff like that whatmin
is this his idea of a joke?

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No.593801

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>>593782
The beauty of two souls connected so intimately and permanently

The world has a place and purpose for the deformed, macabre and grotesque showcases that remind us of our cursed state, lest the illusion of modern civilization blind us.

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No.593803

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No. 542849 [Reply]

I made you some fresh, hot tea…
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No.593748

doesnt exist

No.593750

>>593739
a prime ban contender

No.593754

henris favorite beverage

No.593763

he was our friend

No.593764

he loved girls



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No. 585308 [Reply]

IT'S TIME
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No.593716

refuse to believe that crabs exist in real life, there is no way these creatures are real

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No.593720

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>>593716
>>593717
kani exists you fools

No.593743

>>593716
THEY ARE REAL I HAVE SEEN THEM BEFORE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE WALK SIDEWAYS. THAT IS MOST LIKELY A MYTH LIKE THE HOLOCAUST.

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No. 593616 [Reply]

There's no understanding anymore. Just nonsense and frustration.
I'm not interested in life, tear up those sparkling dreams.
My brain is empty, vacant, disgusting and rotten. I don't know I'm just tired.
We're cursed, cold, dark… Krazy. I don't know how to prove I exist.
Ambiguity? Little by little my brain is dead. Happiness? Little by little, loneliness is my therapist. Love? Little by little, frozen. Vanished. End?..

If I could smile by your side I'd never be sad, there's no way. I'd sweep aside a thousand wrongs, walking to the future until dawn comes.
Reincarnation, memories of previous life forgotten, a story of wiping out all regrets.

Struggling and exposed, I'll push forward.
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No.593707

>>593704
erokawaii

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No.593719

>>593708
erokawaii

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No. 592519 [Reply]

Born to idle.
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No.593690

norms will pay with their blood

No.593691

test

No.593694

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>Can't use Twitter without an account now
>Nitter still works but who knows for how long
>Google is killing Invidious, shutdown yewtu.be through their host just today
>Everything requires a phone number
>Search engines suck, only show articles
>All discussion is centralized to major social media sites and apps not indexed by search engines
>Corporate AI turbo jannies making sure all content is sanitized and approved

"Enshittification"

The digital realm is one where we can completely defeat corporations and governments with encryption, decentralization, and open source, we just choose not to.

Hopefully we will have a digital renaissance of platforms that require no login at all.

No.593697

>>593694
it's actually amazing how much friendgle's quest for milking more profits have filled their searches with ads you have to go to page 2 to find real responses now

No.593701

>>593697
The friends am I right bro good thing I'm high IQ and enough of an independent thinker to hate an ethnicity



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No. 593651 [Reply]

They will understand me in Japan
They will accept me in Japan…

No.593698

the funny part is hed fit in with that hat just fine in rural areas of most asian countries



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No. 569163 [Reply]

ready for the new season ota? it just started
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No.593676

a loaf of brown bread at aldi costs a little over a dollar how is this possible what do they put in it when i buy brown bread from a respectable chain it costs me 3 bucks

No.593678

>>593676
aldi is a respectable chain richnorm

No.593680

>>593678
whatever you say poornorm

No.593681

>>593674
Tell that to henri

No.593682

>>593681
literally who?



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