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No. 436051 [Reply]

i FUCKIGN hate NEETards. Die leeches

die die die
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neither the lance can pierce
nor the sword can swipe
that which has no life


Let the fatneets live.


you will have to find my basement first

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No. 436117 [Reply]

So, i started masturbating at the age of 11 or so, mainly prone masturbation(rubbing my thick dick on pillows), then at some point while showering i discovered the typical way to do it. Only problem was i started using shampoo as my main lubricant. Needless to say, the first month i eventually developed a rashy cock, it was red and it looked like it just came from a burning building. Eventually, it hardened, and started molting like an insect. The skin below the dead one was… soft. Soft and smooth. It looked arousing, and i came like a fire hose after the peeling process stopped. Later i knew better, i started using hand cream as lubricant and it was great, but i have this thing where every know and then i will masturbate with shampoo for 1 hour to get that good rash and in one week see my penis smooth and soft, it's so fucking hot.




Stolen from /qa/


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No. 435999 [Reply]

>dat Ota⭐︎ちゃんねる dream


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>that Ota⭐︎ちゃんねる machine


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>that Ota⭐︎ちゃんねる philosophy

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No. 410165 [Reply]

I wish people would post on ota 24/7 so I wouldn't be alone with otamin almost all the time

I keep updating and there are no new posts…
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Site is being raided by teens, do something teenmin


too late told my fortnite friends about this place


Shitmin being useless as usual




Maybe it was me. Once in a while I might mention here on /a/ or singing in a meta thread. Figure it doesn't matter since here is fairly fast anyway, and it gets mentioned on /qa/ too much anyway

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No. 428323 [Reply]

1. Don't engage people in conversation at work or school and don't hang around any longer than you absolutely must
2. Buy whatever you can online to avoid having to go to local stores
3. If you go on vacation, plan on going to more rural non-touristy areas
4. If you must go out to run errands, avoid weekends and leaving after 6pm
5. Never go to a restaurant after lunch hours or on weekends
6. Avoid places on the internet where normals gather and if they begin to trickle in attack them at every opportunity- they will eventually get sick of it and leave unless more come in at once so you must work quickly!
7. Avoid anime with any sort of romantic plot beyond harem stuff that goes nowhere
8. Don't view porn
9. Engage in hobbies that women have little to no interest in
10. If a woman invades one of your spaces attack her relentlessly and shame any white knight that stands up for her- if you happen to have a position of power ban her immediately

Stay safe
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sawako touches the k-ons inappropriately


thank goodness I chanced to read your post before the one you quoted


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You can avoid being mogged but you will never avoid getting Mugged


solid list thanks mate

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No. 407562 [Reply]

I think what I loved the most about Planetarian was the total isolation involved. There was nobody else; it was just you, mister customer, and her, the cheerful little robot who manned the planetarium alone.

I'm surprised I don't see this as a major plot element in more VNs. Isolation is a great setting for a romance. Completely eliminating the possibility of the presence of others allows two people to bond on a level they would never be able to if there happened to be company or competition within arms reach.

Call me jealous, but I find comfort in the simplicity of reducing relationships down to the smallest one-on-one level, uninterrupted by outsiders.
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I cried a bit after reading Planetarian.


Me too bro, me too.


I love when anime stuff makes me cry


no its pathetic and for losers
more cringeworthy than the master servant relationship like in fate or tsukihime
beta hopeless romantics love the idea of totally naive foids being obligated to fuck them because they know they don’t have a chance in hell if there is competition


ugh go away norm

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No. 435872 [Reply]

I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works
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If you love norms so much why don't you go hang out with them on normasugi


otaku = don't contain themselves
normal people = contain yourself
me + not containing myself =/ normal person

hope this helps the low iq hopeless romantic


had about enough of your otaku bashing and norm worshiping book em otamin


jerking off to hentai and living in a world of 2d is pride for otaku. if you told me you could solve a 4th grade math word problem i'd not believe it.

whatever those savants got you've got something similar.


dunno who I hate more; turt, the guy who keeps feeding him or shitmin

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No. 422933 [Reply]

here /ota/ take this youll need it
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whys you givin me a pack of silica gel


ill tell yall why
*takes a giant shite*
phew stinky stinky




what the fuck does this mean who is turt



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No. 436001 [Reply]

My sole interest is making sure everyone browsing this board is fluent in Japanese. After all it would be pretty weird if people on a website ostensibly about otaku culture didn't know Japanese.


is being able to read manga for kids and porn fluent enough


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Well then you'd have no problem linking useful learning tools and websites where you use your Japanese to converse with girls from Japan.

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No. 436003 [Reply]

The day /jp/ got epic.


I datamined Trev before that but never posted about it. I could have been somebody.

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No. 435984 [Reply]

Kill yourself, creep.


Thats really how you feel?

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No. 422196 [Reply]

Memorial Day
Mimorial Day
Mimori all Day

Tenmin please embedded Mimori songs into ota's front page. (Just use all of Suki on repeat with some Umi solo songs)
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A-NO-NE-GA-N-BA-RE! is my favorite Love Lvie! song, and even though I love Umi's version I think the best version is with the three girls together.


Lily White=Nyazomi



fuck off retard henri


Should be Rimimi


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Gonna save the ocean princess.

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