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No. 626914 [Reply]

happy birthday nico-chan
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No.627688

>>627680
kotori is a birb not a cat

No.627689

lets rape that cloaca

No.627690

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love it when girls piss and shit from the same hole

No.628075

>>627690
Me too! It makes a *SQUISH* *SQUISH* sounds when I stick it in repeatedly

No.628707

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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No. 582595 [Reply]

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No.582596

dropped that gaia shite in s1

No.628657

cute Mexican girl!



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No. 538197 [Reply]

Why are you acting so sus, senpai? They're just feet.
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No.581862

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>>581860
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

No.581867

>>581847
Same, first I read it at the library and then I made my mom buy all of it because I liked it so much

No.581868

>>581867
did she think there was something wrong with you?

No.581869

>>581868
No, she didn't mind and she thought the girls were cute too

No.628656

brown footpussy



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No. 628575 [Reply]

Covered myself in piss and shit and then told my mom that otamin told me to do it, but this time I also told my dad and he absolutely lost it and is driving around looking for him now.
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No.628617

everyone on ota plays fgo in jp so of course we knew that

No.628631

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saw a video where a girl said to check someones youtube history for redflags and i wondered what the average girl would think if they saw my recommendation of 2d idol mvs and yuri anime ost and seiyuu radio shows

No.628635

theyd think you were ped

No.628637

being attracted to high school aged girls doesnt make you ped

it makes you straight

No.628655

>>628608
he loves raping idols on their birthdays…sigh



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No. 628519 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9CGRZwD-w
I am speechless about this immensely clear and yet overwhelming graphical representation and the yet understandable explanations.

No.628520

ai voiceover don't click

No.628521

the schizoposter

No.628630

Tried watching it earlier today but I fell asleep during

No.628633

the napster



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No. 541256 [Reply]

make them afraid
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No.628625

>>628620
hello do you know what a flip belt is that the other runner guy was talking about

No.628626

>>628625
yeah thats me its a sort of elastic belt with a pouch to hold my phone

No.628627

>>628626
In Hima creole flip means to fuck/have sex.

No.628628

what does pedosugi have to do with lousiana

No.628629

jump off a tall building spoonfeeder



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No. 628601 [Reply]

No.628602

eat my shorts

No.628606

cute budding shab

No.628612

csab

No.628621

wonder how my life would have been different if i had gotten training underwear to help me grow into an adult instead of staying a baby



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No. 628168 [Reply]

You :Exist.
Me: Wow! Well done! Good job! Amazing! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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No.628573

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today is my sister's birthday and mom said i should text something to her despite the fact we haven't talked in years


I am an incomparable homooo

No.628574

>>628572
wish i was her

No.628593

fag

No.628597

im just bicurious

No.628598

>>628593
if i was her then id be a girl so liking men would actually make me straight



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No. 628436 [Reply]

you are gay.

No.628439

In a small apartment in Milan, there is a man who goes by the name of Otamin who may be willing to fulfill your wish – for a price. If you wish to continue, buy a plane ticket to Milan and bring a computer and enough clothes and money for at least seven days. Upon arrival, go to the nearest cafe and ask the barista for the oat man. Upon hearing this, the barista will be able to direct you to the mysterious Otamin. Follow his instructions to the letter and do not skip any step. When you reach the apartment the door may be locked. If it is, you must hide in the building until Otamin arrives. If it is unlocked, enter slowly but carefully, saying "I am an incomparable homo please rape my face." Otamin will appear before you wearing nothing but a AC Milan cap. He will ask if you have ever had anal. You must respond in the negative even if it is a lie. You must immediately bare your rear and bend over. Otamin will proceed to stick it in you. When he fills your anus with his love juice, he will tell you that you are the tightest lover he has ever had.

No.628440

After seven days, Otamin will show you his ota server room. He will bring you into a black windowless van. Let him tie you up and blindfold you until you arrive at the server location. He will guide you into the room and untie you and remove your blindfold. He will then warn you not to touch anything and leave for a coffee break. At this time head to the nearest computer and access the servers. The username "otamin" and the password "faggot" will permit full access to every post and thread ever created, including the child pornography which he has saved for personal use. At this time, open a web browser and access /jp/. This is for cover: do not waste any time on the inane comments of the imageboards. When it has loaded, log into a virtual console then navigate to the prog directory and edit the file containing the thread. If you succeed and are able to log out in time, he will not notice anything wrong and will make you an Admin over all the boards and exempt you from GENUIS. If he catches you, immediately switch to X and tell him you were browsing the imageboards. He will tell you that ordinarily you would not be allowed to leave, but since you must be a very clever hacker to access his server, he will let you leave with a warning never to speak to him again or tell anyone of his location. He will then shoot you with a tranquilizer and you will wake up on the floor outside his apartment. As a final warning, you must never under any circumstances use your Admin login to insult trannies or post to /ghost/, as Otamin records all of his sexual encounters with a hidden camera.

No.628566

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>watching JAV
>20 minute angle where all you can see is Japanese Hank Hill ass

How do gays do it?

No.628567

Who are you quoting?



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No. 620512 [Reply]

so this guy comes up to me and starts making fun of the ghotabros
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No.628462

>>628375
>>628386
It's rude to ignore your runfriends

No.628464

y run?

No.628549

>>628464
it's easier to run

No.628555

cant outrun everything

No.628556

i dont run from my problems i simply ignore them



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No. 593399 [Reply]

Why did God make men and women so different from each other if we are supposed to get along with one another and mate?
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No.628550

>>628547
That chapter of the webnovel got deleted and was retroactive to begin with.

No.628551

han shot first

No.628552

It happened in the redundancy spinoff after it finished. It's more like if George said han shot first in rotj or even later when it had happened offscreen to begin with. Then got rid of the scene after it screened in a few theaters.
Which is just weird.

No.628553

>>628552
And by the scene I mean the scene where they state he shot first a few years later.

No.628554

I am an incomparable homo whatever get a life nerd



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No. 628497 [Reply]

This world has gone to shit.
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No.628506

i heckin love le ebin clown world mene tell us more about ur epic political takes id really luv to hear them

No.628516

whatmin thread

No.628517

>>628516
Not my thread/OP.

No.628518

>>628505
schizoposting: not even once

No.628522

>>628517
you hijacked it though



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