/jp/ - 2D/Random

No, you can't have it!

Chitanda…

You need to bury a gogurt tube in fertile ground and it will grow into a gooey creamy pussy and a girl will form around it.

Well what have you tried?

Looks and status is all that matters

waiting for someone to crash through a window and whisk me away from the bullies

>>583871
I have posted a lot on ota about pussies

>The burden of thinking and acting like a criminal without any of the possible benefits.
Gems of wisdom from times past.

need to align my chakras

she said her yoga instructor does full moon rituals

full moon or full moon

you know

>>583766
Your post was fine it's just that one guy. Relax friend.

what guy

>>583773
its fine dont worry about me

>>583771
who?

you now "that one dude who's always"

took those pictures of my Kaban-chan figma today and made one of them my new phone background

>>571729
does she have a mya mya serval friend?

no just lucky beast might buy the serval figma next

>>571732
bet kaban would really like that, been thinking about all my figfriends who are missing their gfs recently. might have to visit some yahoo auctions so they aren't lonely

bu bu bu based

upvote

got a hankering for crab meat

gonna make crab salad tonight bros!

I had a gf once

the ultimate chad

cant believe nb flipping made it

It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.

You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.

After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.

It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.

I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.

never understood why some norms dont add a space after their punctuation is it an esl thing

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