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Anonymous 10/19/21 (Tue) 08:37:42 No. 551238 [Reply]

They stole my idea to make this anime about 99% of men on Earth being dead.

But I came to a surprising realization after watching this. Before he is cryogenically frozen for 5 years to treat his multiple sclerosis, he confesses his love to a girl and she agrees to wait 5 years for him, wow this bitch is loyal right?

He wakes up as one of the only men left on Earth, and then refuses to sleep with any female except his old (now missing) gf.

The realization was that damn, a girl staying single for 5 years while he's gone is practically the same thing as being one of the last men on Earth with 5 billion women.

Would YOU stay volcel under these conditions? Almost certainly not. Really made me think about if the shoe was on the other foot.

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Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 16:31:44 No.567437

on average men have been shown to prefer monogamy while females practice hypergamy and act more polygamous. I know its hard for foids understand that men are not whores like you all.

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 17:35:08 No.567440

>>567437
Maybe if by "men" you mean low SMV cucks who have to make do with Chad's table scraps.

Chad doesn't even think in terms of monogamy vs hypergamy, to him sampling dozens, hundreds of different females and picking the best one out of them when he wants to settle down is as natural as breathing, and just as easy.

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 17:49:42 No.567441

groan

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 18:37:00 No.567444

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I'm low SMV cuck

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 18:42:16 No.567446

uh cels cant be cucks

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Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon) 23:39:32 No. 546441 [Reply]

The sheep of schizo-spam protection.

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Anonymous 08/30/21 (Mon) 17:14:42 No.547891

>>547887
im innocent i did nothing wrong

Anonymous 08/30/21 (Mon) 17:41:40 No.547892

meep meep whatmins

Anonymous 08/30/21 (Mon) 17:53:14 No.547894

>>547886
Go back

Anonymous 08/30/21 (Mon) 18:04:50 No.547895

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woah ota hey woke up wait what the flip

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 17:54:57 No.567442

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I have a headache so bad I think I am going to be sick.

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 17:11:38 No. 567391 [Reply]

a rare sighting of /jp/ in its natural habitat

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Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 06:03:19 No.567428

it was a fucking hoax kid

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 15:24:37 No.567430

yeah but it was a epic hoax that caused many norms to flip out and probably suicide love me government for that troll

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 15:27:17 No.567431

no it wasnt mom told me she knew someone who got sick last year

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 15:42:18 No.567432

yea but my mum dont go out shes a Myspace NEET sounds like your mums friend should have been a NEET aswell

Anonymous 05/28/22 (Sat) 15:50:10 No.567433

being neet doesnt have anything to do with not going out i see plenty of neets whenever i head downtown

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 13:24:51 No. 567376 [Reply]

Who Pomu here?

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 18:35:25 No.567399

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Like who?

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 18:44:09 No.567400

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i like fkey

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 19:36:59 No.567405

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They are strangers.

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 21:38:35 No.567417

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Not all of em.

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 22:09:24 No.567418

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 19:06:04 No. 567401 [Reply]

To anyone who got left behind, we're on /ghost/ right now, here's the current thread: https://www.ota-ch.com/ghost/res/475.html

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 20:06:28 No.567408

It's not a secret though, the link is right there.

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 20:12:24 No.567410

NOT posting in that one

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 20:43:47 No.567411

your loss

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 20:53:37 No.567413

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 21:19:11 No.567414

love a good chovie za

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Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 00:52:09 No. 567287 [Reply]

Ｉｎｓｅｒｔ　ｃａｓｈ　ｏｒ　ｓｅｌｅｃｔ　ｐａｙｍｅｎｔ　ｔｙｐｅ

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 08:35:21 No.567373

https://donewithwomen.com

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 09:12:05 No.567374

>>567373
refrain posting

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 14:06:02 No.567381

>>567373
filthy

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 14:40:13 No.567382

>>567373
phew

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 14:48:59 No.567385

>>567293
credit cards bad
machines bad

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Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 00:35:15 No. 567356 [Reply]

He's blessed and at peace

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 01:22:18 No.567361

am i supposed to know who this normlord is

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 03:25:48 No.567371

>>567361
thats sean you fucking newfag……

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Anonymous 05/07/21 (Fri) 06:02:46 No. 535240 [Reply]

ota is an anachronism

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Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 21:56:49 No.567352

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzppuzO33MA

Take me back to the good old days…

Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 22:01:02 No.567353

got a full refund for my sushi order and bought myself a nice margherita pizza

Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 22:23:17 No.567354

pic

Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri) 00:05:40 No.567355

gross

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 12:14:07 No.621903

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Someday I'm going to die.

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Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 14:05:22 No. 567322 [Reply]

buddyCIDE 2022

More food bought = more buddies killed

Now you have a unique opportunity to optimize as many buddies as possible without sacrificing your life or freedom. The world is now opening a window of opportunity of just a few months, when your small efforts can make a big difference in the world and make it a little cleaner and better. All you have to do is stock up on as much non-perishable food (canned food, cereals, frozen foods) as possible and encourage as many people as possible to do so. Unlike previous years, now all your actions will be enhanced by several coefficients:

1) High fuel and fertilizer prices increase the costs of farmers and agricultural holdings, which reduces the planning horizon and forces producers to refuse to increase production;
2) Unprecedented weather disasters in China, India, Brazil and other key food producers;
3) The effect of panic or "self-fulfilling forecast". The more food they buy -> stronger inflation will be. High inflation -> more countries will impose export restrictions. And this will again increase the effect of panic. This mean an ever-increasing circle or snowball effect.

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Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 17:54:19 No.567330

antidownvote

Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 18:36:58 No.567331

the thread will disappear regardless

Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 18:48:17 No.567332

why are you sageruing threads at the top of the index

Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 19:00:14 No.567333

hes tard

Anonymous 05/26/22 (Thu) 19:40:46 No.567337

>>567323
You're a good person.

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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 22:16:03 No. 567272 [Reply]

nippah!

Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 23:06:57 No.567275

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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 15:44:10 No. 567235 [Reply]

Yes.

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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 04:10:35 No. 567183 [Reply]

I sent my friend an image of Link being cutey fucked by Ganon but I don't think he liked it. Any other otas have this experience?

Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 04:40:46 No.567188

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Well, he must have been anxious and or constantly afraid.

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