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No. 567761 [Reply]

the FLIPPIN flipz
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No.572952

love payday

No.572953

paydays on friday

No.572954

the government sends me my checks on wednesdays

No.572955

uhh check thought you swiped

No.572956

you cant just expose the swipefib like that



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No. 572894 [Reply]

How do we reform the chinarager?

No.572916

reeducate



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No. 572830 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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No.572871

my pc is bricked

need to follow some specific steps (pressing the power button) using outside hardware (my finger) and software (my brain) to make it functional again

No.572872

Nothing is ever bricked because you can always use external or replace internal hardware(even if you end up constructing a ship of Theseus), or similarly with software.

No.572873

who said anything about replacing hardware

No.572874

Reductio ad absurdum

No.572876

reductio my anus



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No. 572835 [Reply]

interesting name for a game
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No.572858

Henri would have named it.

No.572864

An Untitled Story.

No.572865

why is it untitled

No.572866

What does the word untitled entail? That the title did exist initially but it was, cet à dire, undone? Removed. I wonder what would it be under different circumstances, the title.

No.572869

entail deez nuts



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No. 535308 [Reply]

The good old days…
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No.572794

yeah its called agd

No.572815

Good old days = late 2009-2011

No.572818

>Abstract. Anogenital distance (AGD), the distance from the anus to the genitals, is easily and reliably measured. It is 50%–100% longer at birth in males than females of most mammalian species. In rodents and humans, shorter male AGD is associated with cryptorchidism and hypospadias, reduced sperm count and infertility

hope no one here has a small agd

No.572838

the good old days were nice but i prefer the golden age of the w

No.572867

>>572815
good guess but the correct answer is 2012-2013



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No. 572770 [Reply]

BLaZE it up Maki!

No.572775

Maki Maki gonna need some snackies

No.572808

DUDE WEED

No.572810

Pretty dank F E E LS bros

No.572819

maki's smokey pussy

No.572857

Yes, I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip
I roach it for the blunted ones to approach it
Forward motion, make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion



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No. 572802 [Reply]

We're back
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No.572806

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>>572803
ayumi and otamin!

No.572809

>>572802
the animeprincessisland girl…

No.572834

Thank you Trevor!

No.572855

>>572804
look at this crying little bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.572856

Sometimes /ota/ needs a nap too



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No. 572816 [Reply]

I'm so old…

No.572817

my first job i was 17 and people would call me "young fella" and id think im 17! im not that young!
now i see teens and they look like children
gonna sigh

No.572824

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No.572825

>>572824
me when someone calls me cute(noone has called me cute)

No.572826

>>572825
I'm sure you are very cute

No.572836

poor vueko…



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No. 553707 [Reply]

Watching a 1950s samurai film and drinking whiskey in the morning.

This is a good one it's so authentic like they still truly had people who knew what life was like back then.
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No.572797

im never going to have a gf for as long as i live

No.572798

who wants to get hammered in the morning and be counter productive for the rest of the day people usually drink in the evenings to wind down but it has the opposite effect that's what's ironic

No.572799

If you only get drunk in the night you don't have many hours of feeling good. If you get drunk in the morning you can spend the whole day tipsy.

No.572800

need alcohol to get through the working day

No.572807

need ota to get through the workday



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No. 554698 [Reply]

How can I fix my life
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No.554897

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>>554888
I like the look on her face as he speaks over her. Obviously he needs to learn to be more polite and not interrupt people.

No.554965

otamin spoiler op already it's awful to look at

No.554975

how does i adblock D:

No.572788

epic

No.572790

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not my le proudest fap



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No. 572716 [Reply]

henri would have loved this one
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No.572750

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No.572751

>>572750
Why did you rename the filename?

No.572753

>>572750
constantly moving through life confused, just like me

No.572757

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I am not moving through life. I am sitting in a car that's stuck on a slope about to fall off the cliff. So now I am faced with a dilemma. Do I keep slamming the brakes to postpone the inevitable or do I hit the gas and get to the end credits?

No.572758

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No. 572720 [Reply]

made lots of forum gold today

No.572721

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Behold



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