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Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 14:44:59 No. 575813 [Reply]

nellotfp

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Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 17:17:26 No.575889

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>>575874
crying why is everyone so mean to idol fans making holy site visits

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 08:05:29 No.575925

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>A 26-year-old man, a fan of Love Live!was arrested by Metropolitan Police Department for breaking into an elementary school in the Katsushika neighborhood of Tokyo and stealing the school shoes of an 8-year-old girl. Security cameras at the school caught the suspect, Ito, rummaging and sniffing the children’s school shoes.

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 09:13:12 No.576344

imagining kanons pubes being the same colour and style as her hair
a humorous mental image

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 11:35:12 No.576346

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>>576344

Anonymous 10/27/22 (Thu) 12:52:51 No.576350

glass sorter

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 14:29:34 No. 576307 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are cool, please pray for me.

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 14:35:45 No.576309

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Have you been getting a lot of vitamin C, taking a multi-vitamin, and eating raw garlic?

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 14:36:22 No.576310

good luck in the reeducation camps nazimin

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 08:20:42 No. 576287 [Reply]

Eating watermelon

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 01:22:21 No. 576271 [Reply]

hey

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Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 03:40:44 No.576276

>>576273
ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS, GO BACK TO /qa/!!!

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 03:45:48 No.576277

>>576276
I don't go on any sites that have a /qa/ board. But even if I did, I am asking a question to somebody who is here, not elsewhere. Once I have an answer, I won't need to ask it anymore.

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 04:01:29 No.576278

>>576277
faq faq faq faq faq faq

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 07:44:13 No.576285

cracked a blog sandwich

Anonymous 10/26/22 (Wed) 07:44:47 No.576286

cracked my buttcheeks apart

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Anonymous 10/22/22 (Sat) 01:20:01 No. 576134 [Reply]

my male coworkers talk about sex so much they talk about all the past relationships they had and all the girls they had sex with and all the quirks and ideas and stuff about women and differences and whatever and all else soo much and all i can do is just sit there quietly the whole time i can't take it anymore why did horrible terrible worthless sickening garbage life have to happen to me and me alone
not only are you alienated from women but also alienated from men there is literally nothing more alienating and subhuman than being a virgin

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Anonymous 10/23/22 (Sun) 23:56:40 No.576198

I'm norm now but I didn't lose all of the knowledge I amassed I was kind of hoping it'd be like a bluepill moment and the story would end and I could wake up in bed as a happy oblivious sheep.

Anonymous 10/24/22 (Mon) 23:12:33 No.576226

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVcZ-sk7dog

How come this guy can get a gf on a fast food salary

Anonymous 10/25/22 (Tue) 09:56:59 No.576255

>>576226
Charisma and reasonable expectations

Anonymous 10/25/22 (Tue) 14:05:09 No.576256

being 6'4 has nothing to do with getting laid right?

Anonymous 10/25/22 (Tue) 14:07:15 No.576257

>>576255
Don't waste my time
>>576256
Oh

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Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 23:55:35 No. 552556 [Reply]

pooooof. what's up amigos. happy big wednesday. hmmm i had a pizza earlier today and man it was so delicious it was PREDICTABLE.
anyways i'm going to be playing some diablo toda-HEY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? 777777777-hey alright. lord 7 thanks!
anyways look shhhhhh will you guys keep it down???
BUTTHASH JACK MILLER FOX 30 NEWS
hey aris i w-Please stick it in meEPlease stick it in me THANK YOU
bagoooosh get parried bitch! don't ever ask a question around here pendejo!
let me read what that guy said…
hmmmm hey i dont like your name so FUCK YOU.
kick rocks shithead! hey someone shoot this guy. mods take this guy out back and have sex with him will ya?
anyways what was that guy saying?
i think it was something about being gay or some shit…
anyways SHUT UP. and get shot bitch. and thanks!
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Anonymous 11/09/21 (Tue) 01:06:45 No.552571

toasting in epic bread

Anonymous 11/09/21 (Tue) 02:37:06 No.552591

stolen valor

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 22:51:03 No.576096

BLaZE it Up

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 19:54:49 No.576126

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>POOF!
>alriiiight
>happy big Wednesday everyone
>better known as big Friday
>stoners
>secret discord tech
>don't ever talk to me again
>Neener, Akoomer, Sirghey, Oscar, Shuh-HEEN, Kazooyer, Jim, Sweater Dicks, Diablo Jim, Stevu, Hoochie Mama, and Fackin Bears.
>3/4ths of the roster is for bitches
>thanks for the 12 inches
>peenchez is spanish for inches
>ARRRGGGHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (mashes buttons, doesn't break throw)
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Anonymous 10/24/22 (Mon) 06:50:09 No.576208

I'm really toasted

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Anonymous 10/23/22 (Sun) 01:09:00 No. 576159 [Reply]

>tarded out and wasted me life
only my railgun could have shot it

Anonymous 10/23/22 (Sun) 08:28:01 No.576170

its fine railgun came out in 2020 you have plenty of time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij6hblb6sfE

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 02:16:32 No. 573956 [Reply]

BUTTFRUSTRATED

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 18:29:40 No.573994

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>>573993
>whatfriends

Anonymous 10/22/22 (Sat) 20:06:05 No.576149

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>>573994

Anonymous 10/22/22 (Sat) 20:16:13 No.576152

>>573986
>>573984
this one does

Anonymous 10/22/22 (Sat) 23:08:52 No.576157

I miss my one whatfriend

Anonymous 10/23/22 (Sun) 03:30:27 No.576166

>>576157
I miss schizo Pajeet too

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 18:47:45 No. 573995 [Reply]

FUCK women

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 19:55:38 No.573996

I wish you would

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 21:13:13 No.573999

any volunteers

Anonymous 10/22/22 (Sat) 20:08:05 No.576150

i flip women

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Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 14:45:08 No. 576115 [Reply]

>The yen is collapsing

How can we save our homeland, ota?

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Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 15:30:53 No.576120

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Last time i bought figures it was like 90 per $ might be time to stock up

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 15:31:46 No.576121

save yours first, macaco

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 15:56:10 No.576122

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Everything is doing bad compared to USD because USD is the world's reserve currency meaning all banks and countries need it for reserves and international trade.

If you need more USD you need to get more from… the US.

And of course you need more USD after inflation and other economic impacts of 2020-2022.

America wins and consolidates more power on the world stage.

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 16:01:46 No.576123

>>576121
OP isn't BR. I'm BR so I can tell.
Take your mads, lad.

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 16:05:42 No.576124

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>>576123

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Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 19:19:01 No. 576028 [Reply]

I remember when I was a girl in Ireland there was a girl who lived in our village, such a bonny girl, much admired, and she took to touching herself. First she went pale, then she got dark circles under eyes, and people began to wonder, and then she went thin, and people began to suspect, and then she became a hopeless imbecile, because the jelly of her brain was melted by what she did to herself and flowed away, and then people knew for certain. Now she has to be handcuffed for 24 hours a day.

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Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:15:38 No.576047

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crying they made doggy boycock real but dany is already dead and gone and didn't live to see it

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:18:18 No.576048

>>576043
So that's a no

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:37:41 No.576049

dont have boy friends so think even a boy doggie wouldnt want to spend time with me

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 05:12:38 No.576050

Sometimes when I'm in a good mood I think about adopting a dog from the shelter but then I come to my senses and realize how bad of an idea it is considering I don't own my home and don't know if I would even be alive two years from now

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 13:46:02 No.576114

>>576050
if those doggies stay in the shelter they wont be alive in two years either

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Anonymous 01/15/22 (Sat) 01:50:29 No. 557830 [Reply]

went to the store to get some blogs
there are benches out the front and a teenie girl was sitting on it in a dress with her leg up on the bench
pulled up right in front and could easily see her panties
they were black not cute white ones so didnt stand out that much from her black dress
flippin shameless

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Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 22:38:55 No.576094

>be me
>walk into ota
>see the OP picture
>pull out cock and start
>spraying cum immediately

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 00:04:06 No.576100

>see female
>cum immediately
>ejaculate out entirety of bodily fluids
>die

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 05:51:09 No.576106

>>576100
one less boid

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 07:37:11 No.576108

>>576106
tranny

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 09:44:15 No.576109

Cute girls who have pussies and their pussies are cute and hello can we touch those pussies and have sex with them.

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