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Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 18:00:55 No. 622983 [Reply]

Why is bump titties in my vocabulary meaning to fight

Apparently this is not as common as I thought

Like "you want to bump titties" meaning you want to fight, said by two guys. I think it was more popular in like the 90s or 80s or something and only really old motherfuckers said it. I haven't heard it used in several years.

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Anonymous 06/06/24 (Thu) 02:27:43 No.623024

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There are so many things attached to girls that I like but they so selfishly keep it all to themselves.

Anonymous 06/06/24 (Thu) 02:32:19 No.623026

dont post that westshit aislop

Anonymous 06/06/24 (Thu) 02:33:38 No.623027

Uh buttmin likes western fartists he'll back me up

Anonymous 06/06/24 (Thu) 03:34:00 No.623030

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im a slopper i slip

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 15:34:55 No.623127

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Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 23:20:59 No. 623005 [Reply]

Did you guys see that gura stream last night she was dressed like such a skank it was awesome

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 15:34:36 No.623125

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Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 03:27:26 No. 588112 [Reply]

Ratmen: Assemble

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Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 09:51:32 No.622962

ratmen not roachmen slathering meat juices over their grotesque 300lb forms

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 09:59:00 No.622963

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>>622962

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 13:45:43 No.622967

>>622963
He's a big guy.

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 21:48:22 No.623004

>>622963
>>622963
what a chad!

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 15:34:28 No.623124

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Anonymous 06/03/24 (Mon) 12:09:30 No. 622844 [Reply]

tarded out and botched my suicide now im a literal tard

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Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 20:52:29 No.622996

My brother is a crybaby but I'm secretly envious of that I wish I could cry more often instead I only get one or so a year and it's only in the moment of extreme distress

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 20:59:02 No.622997

>>622996
im having a hard time trying to parse it

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 21:33:38 No.623000

to parse what

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 21:39:27 No.623001

parse sunken temple in wow

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 15:34:16 No.623123

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Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 22:30:23 No. 622937 [Reply]

Bros how does it feel to know that each and every single one of the women that you have ever seen in your life have farted and shitted a tremendous amount of times? Next time you see a thick woman outside, just remember that she FARTS every day. Just remember that SHIT comes out of her butt two times a day. Thick musty logs that smell. Do you want foreign poop in your toilet? Do you want to wake up to your girlfriend farting in your bed late at night? No? Than be happy that you are an hopeless romantic. Imagine what chads nose has been exposed to.

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 22:31:20 No.622938

dont post that aislop

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 23:34:40 No.622941

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>>622938

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 16:58:51 No.622977

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Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 19:20:23 No.622988

never understood the big arse meme
seems like something pushed into popular culture by the juden

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 15:34:07 No.623122

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Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 22:02:31 No. 580712 [Reply]

Together, or not together. These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 22:37:04 No.580717

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Together, or not together. These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

Anonymous 04/23/24 (Tue) 15:49:03 No.619553

>>580717
LMFAOOOOOOO TREVOR

Anonymous 05/24/24 (Fri) 23:28:29 No.622213

>>580717
T-sniffler

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 17:15:24 No.622981

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I’m just the boy inside the man
Not exactly who you think I am
When I could only see the floor
You made my window a door
So when they say they don't believe, I hope that they see You in me
After all the lights go down, I'm just the words, You are the sound
A strange type of chemistry
How You've become a part of me

https://youtu.be/xLDD43qWPKA

Anonymous 06/07/24 (Fri) 15:33:56 No.623121

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Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 09:52:32 No. 622904 [Reply]

One learns from a scholar in a hissy fit

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 04:06:03 No.622954

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enjoying this tool album

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 04:18:55 No.622955

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enjoying this garfield lasagna

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D 07/11/21 (Sun) 02:16:40 No. 540574 [Reply]

There's a Hundred thousand posts in this image board
You just name the thread…and I'm your guy.
You don't need to know the board.
You give a thread and a topic.
I give you a 5 minute Proxy window.
Anything that happens in that 5 minutes and I'm yours.
No matter the janny.
Anything happens a thread on either side of that and you're on your own.

Do you shikki shiggy diggy doo?

….good
And you won't be able reach me on this VPN again.

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Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 17:59:08 No.622927

>>622921
Yeah? What did he say?

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 19:25:08 No.622932

is it pronounced sean or sean?

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 00:39:51 No.622945

>>622932
seen

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 02:36:47 No.622948

seen bean?

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 03:53:58 No.622952

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love a 1440p D-san post

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Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 11:52:00 No. 622908 [Reply]

I forgot Montana exists. I wonder if anyone actually lives there. It's not even known for being empty farmland like Nebraska or anything. Every other state I can at least provide 1 thing it has, even if it's the only thing. But I got nothing for Montana. It just doesn't exist.

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 15:03:48 No.622914

yellowstone park and glaciers

Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 00:07:19 No.622943

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Anonymous 06/05/24 (Wed) 00:16:17 No.622944

I can name every state because I'm a smartie

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Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 22:43:19 No. 622940 [Reply]

E.T is an alien and he is kinda spacy >~< coming from the universe ^•^ to party and go PREDICTABLE >W<

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Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 17:47:03 No. 622925 [Reply]

remember that time T forced me to speed date a bunch of terfs on cc and then they all saved screenshots of what i said to them and outed me after a year? me either

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 17:48:07 No.622926

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As they should.

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Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 15:05:43 No. 622915 [Reply]

Knock yourself out dude!

ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵖᵃᵗʰᵉᵗᶦᶜ ˡᵒˢᵉʳ

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 15:13:55 No.622916

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A couple of weeks ago I saw a girl that looked terrifyingly like Futaba Sakura I don't think I've ever seen an anime style likeness so close and I sincerely doubt it wasn't intentional since she was even wearing the glasses.
The problem is she was holding hands with a fat neckbeard and the whole event has left my soul in pain ever since. I try to cope with thoughts of him being a betabuxx but no amount of buxx should allow something so heinous I want off this planet immediately.

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 15:17:27 No.622917

>>622916
Was it hidori rose?

Anonymous 06/04/24 (Tue) 17:27:58 No.622924

thanks *blows nose* hay fever's real bad this year

did you say something?

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