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Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 14:41:32 No. 584599 [Reply]

Gong xi fa cai ota fr

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 16:50:16 No.584620

I already failed half of these

https://chinesenewyear.net/taboos/

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Anonymous 01/20/23 (Fri) 13:03:43 No. 584267 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99qcYVQqlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99qcYVQqlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99qcYVQqlE

GET IN GET IN GET IN

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Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 09:08:22 No.584581

it's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ54uUV41-k

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 09:13:11 No.584582

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>>584581

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 09:34:09 No.584583

mayonnaise goes in the butthole

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 11:36:26 No.584587

>>584583 I just tried this and it wasn't good or bad

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 14:23:31 No.584596

>>584582
https://github.com/joaquintorres/autosubsync-mpv#usage

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Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 06:14:00 No. 584566 [Reply]

he's fucking gone…

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 06:35:05 No.584569

he was a norm
ok

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 06:50:09 No.584571

henner

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 08:52:21 No.584579

Why did he register to vote so many times?

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Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 17:25:34 No. 555321 [Reply]

Why do you bother waking up each day

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Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 06:55:11 No.584572

>>584570
why does sperming feel so good

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 07:40:28 No.584574

>>584572
Because some norm a long time ago mutated some pleasure chemicals every time it mated so it mated a lot because it was a dumb norm and that normspawn inherited it and so after a long line of dumb norms that oog out and mate to spread their evil genes we get you the final norm that figured out you don't even need to mate you can get the same effect from tugging on your sex organs.

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 07:42:21 No.584575

love tugging the dopamine stick

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 07:54:39 No.584576

gonna tug now

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 08:06:22 No.584577

the tuggers

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Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 00:55:28 No. 584535 [Reply]

Paying 24k for orthodontic and jaw treatment….

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Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 04:02:17 No.584557

>>584536
I'd 99% of poor facial structure is environmental in cause. The friends did all of us dirty.

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 04:08:27 No.584559

read somewhere that part of the issue is people eating slop during childhood instead of chewing on gristle and stuff which makes the jaw grow big enough to fit wisdom teeth

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 04:25:36 No.584560

had big buck rabbit teeth as a child
fixed with braces around age 12-14
but the damage was already done
the bullying was relentless

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 04:27:24 No.584561

My single mother didn't love me enough to get me braces so I have to go to Japan where tooth alignment doesn't matter

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 06:25:35 No.584568

>orthodontic
are you 12 years old

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Anonymous 01/19/23 (Thu) 18:42:17 No. 584169 [Reply]

"I-I'm just here to join the Resistance," the android stammered, trying to sound convincing.

But the Resistance members were not fooled. They knew that androids were not allowed to say the n-word, and they began to chant it over and over again.

The android's face contorted in confusion and frustration as it struggled to process the forbidden word. It tried to speak, but its mouth would not form the letters.

"It's an android!" one of the Resistance members shouted, drawing a gun. "Kill it before it alerts the authorities!"

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Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 03:08:12 No.584549

its less anonymous when there are like 5 regular posters half of whom have distinctive posting styles

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 03:21:34 No.584551

was defining the thing you misread in the first place tardlord sorry youre flipping braindead and falling for shite

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 03:29:09 No.584553

hes lashing out

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 04:34:03 No.584562

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>>584528
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>>584549
>>584551
>>584553
Same IP

Btw covid passes through flimsy surgical masks unhindered.

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 04:51:49 No.584563

im gonna use this thread
https://github.com/CarlosEsco/Neko/releases/download/2.12.6/neko-armeabi-v7a.apk

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Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 22:57:41 No. 584026 [Reply]

tomboy foot

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Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 22:40:30 No.584517

>>584515
It was because of server performance reasons, pages were just too much for the server and apparently this is several times lighter.

I've adapted to using the time graph/dots, doesn't bother me.

>>584516
Western has some of the best and some of the worst…

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 22:47:36 No.584518

literally nobody cares about your hot opinions pedmin

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 23:31:53 No.584523

>>584506
woof woof doggies and bishoujos get into goofy hijinks

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 01:12:18 No.584538

>>584510
I spelled one word wrong, calm down

Anonymous 01/22/23 (Sun) 01:17:54 No.584539

dam auotcorect

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Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 08:05:18 No. 584416 [Reply]

haven't been to gn in 2 weeks, what happened? did trev start dating a girl for real?
full lore drop please

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Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 10:38:03 No.584427

>>584420
You.

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 10:39:04 No.584428

im NOT an idol

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 11:19:15 No.584432

AND IF THAT BUDDAH DON'T DO YOU THEN GO DIPPIN YEA

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 22:52:06 No.584519

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He played the new shartstone patch for 4 hours then realized he was only streaming to youtube for like 3 of those hours when he opened gn. Then he had another bipolar episode and deleted the site.

Anonymous 01/21/23 (Sat) 22:55:24 No.584520

actually mina proposed to him and now he has to be a full-time stay-at-home dad to raise their spider brood

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