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Anonymous 06/19/21 (Sat) 08:50:50 No. 538157 [Reply]

life is a turn based game and the norms keep playing cards that skip my turn

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 17:46:51 No.574036

>>574029 I'm not going to avoid a pothole 100 yards behind me

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 19:41:27 No.574043

>>574036
Thanks for sharing. Now how about sharing an answer to my question?

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 23:06:43 No.574061

>>574036
Hello?

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 23:42:41 No.574062

>>574061
make like a fart and disappear into a stinky couch cushion

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 23:51:27 No.574063

>>574062
I'd be glad to once I get an answer.

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Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 01:59:06 No. 558083 [Reply]

Goshujinsama, please observe this move I learned today.

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 01:23:44 No.574011

can ota do a quadruple kickflip?

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 06:22:35 No.574020

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i did used to skate
only learned when i was 18
did it for a couple years when i lived in the city was getting better and better
then moved back home to the country and slowly it faded away
to be proficient you pretty much need to use it every day

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 06:29:33 No.574021

>>574020
>to be proficient you pretty much need to use it every day
Wrong, skateboarding is one of the best examples of something you have to be born with.

Some people could try every day all day and they will NEVER be good.

You have to be low inhibition and have the right brain wiring.

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 07:33:31 No.574023

>>574021
its no different than riding a bike
i couldnt even stand on the thing when i first got it
you have to actually train

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 12:02:56 No.574024

uhh dont you think youre a little old to be skateboarding

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 13:56:30 No. 573979 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 14:31:08 No.573982

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:29:37 No.574016

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Must be hard being the unwanted middle child.

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 03:27:27 No.574018

but shes the sexiest one

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 03:47:49 No.574019

>>574018
she wants to hear that from her crush at school not kimoniinii

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 07:05:10 No.574022

kimoniinii will provide ntr service for her crush once they grow up

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 04:30:47 No. 573960 [Reply]

Have you figured out a purpose for your life yet

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 00:04:01 No.574006

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>>574005
wow i just cant believe your hobby is x how could you enjoy x thats such a hobby for y's

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 00:18:51 No.574007

ya ive got y chromosomes what about it

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:00:37 No.574013

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yeah im a gamer
https://files.catbox.moe/vkiy6p.7z

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:10:32 No.574014

you were born so that all this will NOT be forgotten

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 03:17:54 No.574017

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old/jp/ dies with us after all huh >>574014

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Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 17:54:02 No. 543986 [Reply]

sometimes im spontaneously jerking it and know i should get a paper towel but too lazy and oog to stop so i sperm all over myself and it takes 10x longer to clean up later probably a microcosm of my life anyone have knowledge of this feel

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 02:33:58 No.573957

>>573947
thats not allowed

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 05:20:47 No.573964

a pussy attached to a girl

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 09:20:19 No.573969

a girl is merely a vessel for a pussy

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 12:22:48 No.573973

a pussy is just a discount anus

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 15:51:30 No.573987

not many people think about this but your testicles are as old as you are

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Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue) 22:39:02 No. 539295 [Reply]

Begin the operation ota

Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue) 23:22:37 No.539302

the norms

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 00:46:08 No.573955

UH-OH

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:42:02 No. 573948 [Reply]

boobies

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:42:52 No.573949

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:47:09 No.573950

dropped that show the first eps were promising then it got to lame city

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Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 18:25:50 No. 554013 [Reply]

tragic..

Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 18:28:58 No.554014

It really is all about the face.

Anonymous 11/28/21 (Sun) 17:50:19 No.554074

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Maybe he should try getting a job.

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 20:40:40 No.573943

boners

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 02:25:14 No. 569069 [Reply]

*ring ring*

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Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 10:56:18 No.569146

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:39:41 No.573925

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:41:46 No.573926

the call that saved ota

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:42:05 No.573927

spam

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 15:06:19 No.573929

>>573925
its scary oomi see >>569073

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Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon) 22:39:54 No. 573837 [Reply]

>Zoomer-core isn't goo-

https://youtu.be/7RWbq-lbBlk

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:16:07 No.573901

Giantess/Size Booty, Anal Vore & Fart thread

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:53:07 No.573903

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never understood your fascination with zoomers their attention span is comparable to that of a goldfish and that is well reflected in their culture hence vines and tiktoks

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 07:22:20 No.573908

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not vibing with it op
can NOT relate to zoomers

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 07:46:46 No.573910

>>573903
whatmin is literally one

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 15:14:31 No.573930

>>573910
he's more of a late millennial

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 06:09:15 No. 573907 [Reply]

fuck you nerds

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Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:01:20 No. 543856 [Reply]

Why do you think that normal people are so mean, ota?

Every normal person I have ever met has always been very nice to me. Last year I tried to face my fears and go to a store, since I am very scared of socializing and going through a checkout alone is something I had never done before.

I got the items that I needed and I went to the register, but then I was very scared because I miscounted my money and I didn't have enough. I started crying and apologizing. The cashier lady gave me a hug, found me a place to sit down, and another nice employee brought me a glass of water. They were all very nice to me.

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Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:18:17 No.543858

This is a good copypasta.

Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon) 02:27:21 No.543859

My coworkers are all really nice to me. I try really hard not to show my autism but sometimes it comes out and it becomes awkward but they've been understanding and patient. The fact that they're all at least 10-20 years older than me is probably a factor, because there are people closer to my age in other departments and I know they call me names behind my back and they always look at and talk to me in a sort of mocking way, surely you know what I mean.

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 00:39:06 No.573859

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ran 10 km tonight in the rain and on my way down the hill in the woods an asian girl was coming up she waved and said hi to me

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 00:50:17 No.573860

dog got skunked so i threw on my respirator and now my sister is butthurt because she has to smell it and i dont im not sharing

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 01:18:19 No.573864

keep it in hima jogtron

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