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Anonymous 06/18/22 (Sat) 10:35:56 No. 568351 [Reply]

finally home and can take it easy but everything has changed and im scared

Anonymous 06/18/22 (Sat) 14:47:11 No.568352

Thank you for your service in the armed forces

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Anonymous 06/18/22 (Sat) 02:23:18 No. 568340 [Reply]

>/jp

Anonymous 06/18/22 (Sat) 02:35:10 No.568341

ota, the domain of champions

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Anonymous 06/14/22 (Tue) 22:29:43 No. 568151 [Reply]

I can't believe this is what Trevor comes home to every day.

Anonymous 06/14/22 (Tue) 22:38:24 No.568152

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Summoning!

Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 21:21:37 No.568315

>>568152
She's dead, Jim.

Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 21:51:51 No.568316

Vtubers? Yeah a lot of simps do.

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Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 08:34:34 No. 568250 [Reply]

is otamin on team mina or team tshit

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 14:32:07 No.568258

does this make him vol now since he rejected a girl's advances?

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 14:36:40 No.568259

>>568258
Being too mentally ill doesn't count as vol

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 21:50:58 No.568279

are you ready for season 2 thinking i might need to rewatch

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 22:11:40 No.568282

the commie release of course

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Anonymous 05/28/21 (Fri) 22:21:18 No. 536795 [Reply]

imagine catching the chinaman's coof and you becoming very sick and you're in your bedroom all snug and sound and some cute young girls attend to you and wipe your fore head with a cool damp cloth and feed you congee and small bits of peeled apples and give you those small energy/herbal japanese drinks and some medicine and bring you the notes from class despite having not been to school in years… in fact who are these girls, why are they in my room, i dont eat congee…
im on the floor alone, this is a fever induced hallucination..maybe im dying

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Anonymous 05/29/21 (Sat) 00:51:58 No.536803

Pretty sure I'm immune to Covid I will work hard to repopulate after most of the population dies from lung complications or vaccines and I will name all of my celspawn jp related names

Anonymous 05/29/21 (Sat) 00:52:17 No.536804

congrats on the marriage

Anonymous 05/29/21 (Sat) 05:37:58 No.536808

nyan

Anonymous 05/29/21 (Sat) 06:45:32 No.536809

covid is a chinese bio-weapon that escaped the lab

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 19:51:43 No.568272

>>536809
Wouldn't be surprised at this point.

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Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 01:05:58 No. 568220 [Reply]

Family asked what my purpose in life was and I said to make children and they got mad

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Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 06:00:00 No.568242

>>568238
Your parents are the closest people to you on earth unless you have high genetic match siblings. Who else could better sympathize with your mindset?

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 06:28:41 No.568245

>>568242
I sympathize far more with sad internet losers that like foreign cartoons than I do with a foid that happened to get knocked up and poop me out 40 years ago.

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 06:30:07 No.568246

>>568245
She has 50% of your genes. You have way more in common than you think.

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 06:44:16 No.568248

>>568246
In being a foid her life experiences were extremely different.
Even if she was male genetic recombination is almost a crapshoot, she didn't even let me have blue eyes like a non subhuman.

Anonymous 06/16/22 (Thu) 09:46:08 No.568253

>>568238
are the himafreaks really all raised by single mothers
always thought it was a meme

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Anonymous 07/05/21 (Mon) 23:11:43 No. 539793 [Reply]

>Your mannerisms came up in conversation

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Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 02:39:59 No.568165

>>568164
love ketchups

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 04:13:21 No.568167

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I get made fun of for wiping things down before I use them and then called an asshole for making someone bring a change of clothes and a towel to sit on before giving them a ride.

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 04:25:48 No.568168

the wiper

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 08:54:23 No.568174

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someone asked my boss whether i had autism

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 21:25:28 No.568208

>>568167
the norms are fucking filthy you made the right choice

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Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 01:40:51 No. 568162 [Reply]

keep henri spirit

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Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 06:14:29 No.568170

Shabs

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 13:56:12 No.568185

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gonna listen to some kaede asmr and relax

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 14:09:49 No.568186

ready to impregnate

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 15:43:54 No.568188

>>568186
it is prohibited

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 16:41:22 No.568189

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ready to receive your blessing

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Anonymous 03/29/22 (Tue) 17:35:46 No. 562025 [Reply]

he said the wisdom teeth have to come out

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Anonymous 03/30/22 (Wed) 14:40:24 No.562068

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they are all impacted
and i need fillings too
i just want to die

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 03:28:30 No.562093

DON'T get a women dentist to yank them out
women arent strong enough to remove them in one go so they usually break it into pieces and its a pain in the ass
a manly strong man can get this done in 10 seconds for you

Anonymous 03/31/22 (Thu) 10:32:24 No.562107

>>562093 pffft don't be stupid

Anonymous 06/15/22 (Wed) 13:09:40 No.568179

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