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Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed) 17:11:40 No. 535687 [Reply]

Good afternoon, I would like to ask you some questions. Do you know Jesus? If you died today, would you go to heaven?

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Anonymous 05/12/21 (Wed) 19:21:41 No.535705

I need to read through my bible before I kill myself

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:07:49 No.573126

>>535705
Suicide is a sin

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:22:26 No.573127

>>535695
you should have joined the chinese christian church

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:30:29 No.573130

>>573127
>>535695
He could've gotten a cute Chinese wife or girlfriend

Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:42:08 No.573131

When I go to the Chinese restaurant the girl doesn't make eye contact and can barely mumble a thank you but she seemed to do fine with the other customers. When I came inside last time she looked at me and ran away and I had to stand there for a few minutes until her mom showed up and when I left I gave her the money and turned around and saw her mom watching us does she like me and is going doki doki or is she merely scared of me because I look weird how can I have sex with a dorky looking chink girl.

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Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 14:19:21 No. 573125 [Reply]

Blessed

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Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 03:25:26 No. 573026 [Reply]

Do you think we would be happier living in Japan

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Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 19:12:40 No.573067

bruh

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 20:03:50 No.573071

BRAH

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 21:35:03 No.573087

>>573057
Otamin approved

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 21:45:21 No.573089

AUGHHH

Anonymous 08/30/22 (Tue) 22:45:06 No.573097

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 20:13:59 No. 572994 [Reply]

test

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 20:27:04 No.572997

did you pass

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 19:18:28 No. 572991 [Reply]

Turns out isolating and abusing social mammals for decades makes them a little meaner who knew

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 19:27:07 No.572992

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Turns out whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you••• Stranger

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Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 18:09:00 No. 572928 [Reply]

The nose knows!

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 19:39:12 No.572938

wish they made anime crossing real

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 06:23:22 No.572966

when i was a kid i used to call nintendo intendo

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 17:57:28 No.572989

inceIdo

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Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 13:29:47 No. 572974 [Reply]

Taoism:

Chinese philosophy about attaining immortality by living a virtuous life by fucking your wives and eating babies.

Return to Shironagasu Island (HER GAME) Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 13:33:32 No.572976

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PLAY HER GAME RETU- SHE SMELLS, BARELY TAKES A BATH ONCE A WEEK IF THEY CALL HER OUT ENOUGH, SHE ALSO VOMITS A LOT BECAUSE SHE'S A NERVOUS WRECK AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST SHE REFUSES TO SHAVE AT ALL DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

PLAY HER GAME THERE'S DETECTIVE STUFF YOU ARE MISTAH DETECTIVE SAMA AND THIS NEET TAGS ALONG BUT SHE SMELLS (BAD) SOMEONE KILLED SOMEBODY THERE'S SECRETS??! WHO CARES PLAY HER GAME THE SEQUEL IS COMING OUT SOON AND SHE'LL SMELL EVEN WORSE SHE PLAGUES EVERY ROOM SHE'S IN WITH HER SMELLY SMELL AND

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Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 18:44:10 No. 572930 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/Ye5fpRPw5pk?t=737

Look at this beautiful Chinese town.

One of the most beautiful towns that currently exist for sure.

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Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 21:23:45 No.572947

>>572946
They are literally me

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 21:25:05 No.572948

>>572946
I did but they weren't perfectly what I was looking for, I was wondering if I would be better searching for a particular character that is usually portrayed in that dark tone.

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 22:46:39 No.572949

>>572946
your Google Image Search® looks kinda wierd

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 22:57:49 No.572950

dont use that yid shite

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 11:58:41 No.572969

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIYmlQw1Lms

Look at this beautiful Chinese girl.

One of the most beautiful girls that currently exist for sure.

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Anonymous 06/04/22 (Sat) 23:14:54 No. 567761 [Reply]

the FLIPPIN flipz

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Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 23:01:37 No.572952

love payday

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 23:15:25 No.572953

paydays on friday

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 23:41:10 No.572954

the government sends me my checks on wednesdays

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 23:43:27 No.572955

uhh check thought you swiped

Anonymous 08/29/22 (Mon) 01:51:30 No.572956

you cant just expose the swipefib like that

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Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 16:04:18 No. 572894 [Reply]

How do we reform the chinarager?

Anonymous 08/28/22 (Sun) 06:46:45 No.572916

reeducate

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Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 13:57:44 No. 572830 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

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Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 00:55:58 No.572871

my pc is bricked

need to follow some specific steps (pressing the power button) using outside hardware (my finger) and software (my brain) to make it functional again

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 01:04:29 No.572872

Nothing is ever bricked because you can always use external or replace internal hardware(even if you end up constructing a ship of Theseus), or similarly with software.

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 01:08:33 No.572873

who said anything about replacing hardware

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 01:10:10 No.572874

Reductio ad absurdum

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 01:11:11 No.572876

reductio my anus

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Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 16:15:03 No. 572835 [Reply]

interesting name for a game

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Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 22:31:37 No.572858

Henri would have named it.

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 00:21:45 No.572864

An Untitled Story.

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 00:23:35 No.572865

why is it untitled

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 00:36:43 No.572866

What does the word untitled entail? That the title did exist initially but it was, cet à dire, undone? Removed. I wonder what would it be under different circumstances, the title.

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 00:52:37 No.572869

entail deez nuts

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