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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:13:11 No. 549055 [Reply]

holy fuck i found my stolen bike on offerup what do i do

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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 19:45:51 No.549072

amerimutt moment

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 19:58:10 No.549074

bike theif vermin existing around the globe

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 15:13:27 No.549125

too bad you don't live in japan where you have to register your bike with the police

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 15:19:46 No.549126

they have a bike registration thing in other countries too

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 15:43:43 No.549129

>>549069
Post the account, we'll teach him a lesson. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

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Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 11:20:36 No. 549105 [Reply]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marek%27s_disease#Prevention

TL:DR

When a vaccine is leaky, meaning it doesn't totally prevent infection or transmission, just lessens symptoms, it still allows the virus to replicate and mutate in vaccinated hosts, but more virulent mutations are selected for.

Marek's disease originally had a low mortality rate in unvaccinated chickens, after the leaky vaccine and generations of vaccine-resistant mutations, the virus now has a near 100% mortality rate in unvaccinated chickens.

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 11:22:59 No.549107

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Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 11:30:45 No.549108

You don't need to worry about the vaccine making you infertile, whatmin. You were never going to get a chance to breed anyway.

Anonymous 09/12/21 (Sun) 13:18:46 No.549113

dont see the issue when you can just vaccinate the chickens so that doesnt happen

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Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 01:27:39 No. 548868 [Reply]

How many oats can an oatman oat before an oatman can't oat wood?

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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 06:08:49 No.549026

love the op pic feels he would have posted it sigh

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 06:13:31 No.549028

>>549008
There's a reason it's called 2D/Random, not Random, himaturd mouthbreather.

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 07:00:28 No.549030

turt is pasted as hell gotta admit

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 07:07:45 No.549033

it was kinda cute how upset turd was about being banned from playing with us

Anonymous 01/05/22 (Wed) 06:41:18 No.557104

more like pasty as hell

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璃奈マニアック!!CBRePd0x5c 09/10/21 (Fri) 20:39:38 No. 548969 [Reply]

(°ロ°)！？！

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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 04:57:43 No.549010

>>549009
Yet again foids making me doubt that they're human

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 05:03:16 No.549011

I can do that with my arms too, but it freaks people out for some reason.

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 05:04:07 No.549012

>>549010
Women are a different class of human separate to men. Your experience of men is only 50% (or less) of humanity.

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 05:09:19 No.549016

>>549012
But if we all start as female when in an embryonic state wouldn't that mean females are incomplete males?

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 05:12:03 No.549017

>>549016
We don't

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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 04:08:47 No. 549003 [Reply]

Sigh everyone is at the 9/11 church service and nobody's relying to my posts or messages…….

Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 04:14:10 No.549004

i'm here for you, we don't celebrate 9/11 here

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Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 09:44:52 No. 548820 [Reply]

There's this scene in Valkyria Chronicles 4 at the base doing laundry and she doesn't want to give her laundry to Raz because she's paranoid he'll smell her panties and he's like who wants your stinky panties anyway and I was like o_o why boner

But yeah I'm enjoying this tactical game, but man niggas really do be talking too much. Putting me to sleep with all this talking, and please stop replaying the same 8 second long unskippable cutscenes constantly in the middle of gameplay I've already seen 1000 times by chapter 4.

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Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 20:14:34 No.548842

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>>548824
Big sniper rifle? Me too.

Also if you need further proof this game is based, this article exists

https://www.vg247.com/valkyria-chronicles-4-sexual-harassment-problem

>Valkyria Chronicles 4’s sexual harassment problem is unacceptable in 2018

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 21:06:44 No.548847

>>548842
couldn't finish that article it's so gross how the author keeps misgendering Kai. Just because she dresses like a boy doesn't mean she uses they for pronouns

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 21:25:11 No.548852

>>548847
You could email them and tell them this, they would probably update the article.

Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 07:26:05 No.548910

Do I need to play the first three games?

Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 08:28:52 No.548917

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>>548910
No they're almost entirely disconnected.

VC4 takes place during the same war as VC1, against the same empire, but you're an entirely different country and there's nothing related to the old characters or VC1 except for a DLC pack that adds back old characters but they're completely out of place and it makes no sense

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Anonymous 07/12/21 (Mon) 20:06:22 No. 540762 [Reply]

Got a bottle of whiskey

Jim Beam, $20 but still authentic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czwIkrT2e74

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Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 00:33:14 No.548863

can't stand whiskey it's such a harsh feeling

Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 00:59:40 No.548865

>>548863
Yeah, I don't know how people can drink it regularly. I guess they build up a tolerance.

Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 01:12:58 No.548866

die drunknorms

Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 01:53:50 No.548872

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>>548861
Woah you can't just say that.

>>548866
Poured myself a glass of red wine for you

Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri) 03:34:27 No.548881

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaUH-mYyZuE

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Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 20:34:09 No. 548846 [Reply]

Bear in mind
We all fall behind
From time to time

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 21:35:55 No.548854

>>548846
Why is he sleeping on garbage

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 21:47:58 No.548855

heem sleepy

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shimarin shimarin 09/08/21 (Wed) 04:49:57 No. 548679 [Reply]

shimarin

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Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed) 09:33:15 No.548688

>>548686
Ugh shut up spoilsport

Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed) 09:54:47 No.548689

it's cast along with the handle very poor design

Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed) 13:49:04 No.548692

>>548686
Its for hanging on the wall of your daidokoro not cooking with

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 05:20:54 No.548812

>>548686
It's for camping

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 20:29:06 No.548845

Cast irons don't break though, even if you drop one off the counter and it lands on the handle it's likely going to break the floor before it snaps. They're good for camping (not hiking) because you can just scrape them with a fork or sticks or a rock to clean them without running water

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Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 01:36:11 No. 548800 [Reply]

the otameal must flow

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Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 02:45:34 No.548807

>>548802
good question

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 08:32:11 No.548818

>>548802
Steel-cut oats are made by slicing the oat groats into 2 or 3 smaller pieces with a steel blade, hence the term “steel-cut”. This process allows water to more easily penetrate the oats and reduces cooking time.

Rolled oats are made by steaming and flattening oat groats with a roller, as opposed to cutting them with a blade.

the distinction is cut vs rolled not steel cut vs some other meme cut

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 14:41:20 No.548826

>>548818
Why not just call them cut oats them then autist that was the question. You don't call them steel rolled oats they're just rolled oats. Rolled oats and cut oats. Was that so hard?

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 15:11:29 No.548827

just got a box of iron cut oats

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 18:36:11 No.548837

picked up a box of copper cut oats

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Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon) 13:55:29 No. 547112 [Reply]

You want me to do what?

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Anonymous 08/24/21 (Tue) 02:26:29 No.547192

Nozomi is gonna drop that ass whether you like it or not

Anonymous 08/24/21 (Tue) 02:27:38 No.547193

>>547192
eri is a lucky girl

Anonymous 08/24/21 (Tue) 13:49:20 No.547211

slam your tits on my cock

Anonymous 08/25/21 (Wed) 00:51:54 No.547247

>>547211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80v1vUu-Z6Y

Just saw this video and thought of you.

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 18:29:35 No.548835

mooooooooo

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Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed) 23:17:03 No. 548777 [Reply]

The rice connoisseur

Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed) 23:21:43 No.548778

just had some tasty rice for dinner like hanayo makes for rin

Anonymous 09/08/21 (Wed) 23:43:45 No.548779

>>548777
>>548778
very cute

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 00:32:59 No.548785

rice day is tomorrow

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 05:03:52 No.548809

you will never be japanese

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