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Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 19:33:30 No. 570212 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 19:36:34 No.570213

sigh otako is literally me

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 21:41:35 No.570220

uh guys is this true
https://youtu.be/REPYJdoP_tw?t=659

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 16:44:50 No.570276

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Where are my replies you buddies

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Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 13:52:20 No. 570264 [Reply]

``It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society''

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 13:57:41 No.570266

still have one room in my run mix

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Anonymous 09/22/21 (Wed) 20:34:04 No. 549892 [Reply]

>Go to bathroom before next class
>Asshole teacher lets their class out early
>Bathroom fills with loud norms hollering and playing around
>Too scared to leave the stall until they disperse for their lunch period
>The bell rings signaling I'm late for class
>Get in trouble

I hope the norms don't think they're going to get away with this.

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Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon) 21:16:46 No.562702

drop it niggle!

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 20:15:08 No.570214

>>549930
Funny story!

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 20:30:03 No.570216

>>549930
Should've thrown your turds at them they were going to film you anyway

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 09:40:40 No.570248

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>Go to bathroom before next class
>Asshole teacher lets their class out early
>Bathroom fills with loud norms hollering and playing around
>As per the modern trends they start vandalizing the room and stealing things
>Hear soap dispensers being ripped off walls
>Starting at one end they begin kicking each stall door off it's hinges
>Be midway through a horrible messy shit, frantically grasp at the wafer thin 1 ply toilet paper
>Realize it has been vandalized and now non operative
>Begin to panic
>"Ew who's taking a shit in here!"
>They locate your stall and start kicking the door
>Be paralyzed with fear as grasping hands get a hold of your trousers and rip them off under the door
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Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 09:42:56 No.570250

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>>570248
wtf this happened to you too?

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Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 04:35:06 No. 570184 [Reply]

*Logs into Ota*

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Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 14:22:33 No.570203

michael its your birthday today

Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 14:23:58 No.570204

Hb michael

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 03:16:56 No.570237

m1chael m1chael m1chael m1chael m1chael m1chael

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 03:34:30 No.570238

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdRBumI8Zb4

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 03:52:20 No.570239

ordered a pui pui molcar plamo

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Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 05:40:25 No. 556730 [Reply]

hate how i always wake up needing to piss bad even if it turns out to be almost NOThing prevents me from just going back to sleep

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Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 22:42:16 No.556813

nice dipeshitter

Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 22:50:40 No.556815

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Diapers are literally an immature fetish. You're mentally immature.

Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 23:03:41 No.556822

>>556815
dont post

Anonymous 01/03/22 (Mon) 18:07:39 No.556894

>>556822
seethes

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 02:18:32 No.570232

>>556815
love this meme

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Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 07:41:18 No. 569138 [Reply]

So, I fell in love with a vtuber. It was real bad. Still is. She acts very kind to people and we have some very specific shared interests. Even beyond any romantic fantasy, I wish she could just be my friend.

Then I found her actual identity, and found out she's been lying to us. She's told us all about how she'd never been on dates, didn't have male friends growing up, she even alluded directly to being a virgin. In reality she had a boyfriend for at least 2 years, up until last year. Most of her friends on social media are guys. And she has friends, lots of them.

What do I do? She's young and probably just misguided. I can think of several ways to explain why it's not malicious. But honestly it's tearing me up inside. I'm probably justified to post all this stuff, I'd feel bad to other people she's manipulating if I don't. But is it actually the right thing to do? Should I confront her about it? I'm pretty lost.

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Anonymous 07/07/22 (Thu) 18:50:35 No.569627

>>569598
nice paypig haha

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 05:22:40 No.570060

Any other unironic vtuber simps here?

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 05:29:37 No.570061

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The only foids I've given money to was my mom and sis and that was only because it was Christmas and I was getting gifts in return.
There was one time I bought one food but I made her pay me back. I don't even tip female waitstaff.

Stop giving foids money.

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 06:24:24 No.570062

>>569598
Pathetic

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 19:16:14 No.570143

>>570062
Yeah you're right, and sometimes it really hits me.

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Anonymous 07/15/21 (Thu) 01:43:42 No. 541184 [Reply]

Please stick it in me
buddy
faggot
hopeless romantic
Please forgive my rudeness
lol
I am an incomparable homo
smh
tbh
fam
Please rape my face
friend
Gaia

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Anonymous 09/04/21 (Sat) 17:16:13 No.548349

I am an incomparable homo dude Please stick it in me deep in my ass By the way, I wonder how my Gaia account is doing

Anonymous 09/05/21 (Sun) 21:22:52 No.548471

Is this the blog thread where is the blog thread

Anonymous 09/05/21 (Sun) 21:37:38 No.548472

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>>548471
It's in the ota zone

There's a realm between page 1 and 2 that threads get stuck in, unable to return until some number of threads are bumped.

Anonymous 09/05/21 (Sun) 21:59:40 No.548475

love the ota zone

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 17:42:44 No.570138

Please rape my face

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Anonymous 07/08/22 (Fri) 16:11:06 No. 569690 [Reply]

Hiding from the aggressive posters, no aggressive posters allowed in this thread

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Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 09:46:42 No.570129

glad i dont have to deal with that (i'm vol)

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 10:00:57 No.570130

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I didn't say I was an in. In fact I am quite a male specimen myself it's just that I see most women as too self absorbed and narcissistic that alone doesn't make me want to spend more than a few minutes talking to them or indeed just being around them. I want someone who is more down to earth like me.

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 10:08:03 No.570131

you think i'm gonna read a post that sages @ me for no reason well think again

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 10:32:36 No.570132

the ragey sager

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 13:20:36 No.570133

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In fact I am quite a male specimen myself

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Anonymous 05/16/21 (Sun) 14:26:11 No. 536043 [Reply]

getting ready for the big day

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Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 21:08:39 No.570103

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>>570102
Ok what next

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 21:15:24 No.570104

you cant expect to become desirable that quickly the gf distribution center is gonna need to see evidence of ongoing behavior

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 21:38:49 No.570105

You know I made a thread like this once and oatmin banned me for it think it was back in 2018 maybe 2015

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 21:51:20 No.570106

the otaman blasted your ass so hard youre still bh seven years later

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 22:02:30 No.570107

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The norms were nice to me last Thursday but then it made me think that the only reason they were being nice was because I was the fastest one in the group so they were only being nice out of reverence not because they're actually nice. This must have tripped the norm NPC status identifier when normally they would perceive me as a 0 status untouchable.

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Anonymous 01/06/22 (Thu) 02:37:40 No. 557200 [Reply]

The period of time between the creation of this image and now is almost twice as long as the period of time between the creation of /jp/ and this image.

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Anonymous 01/07/22 (Fri) 06:13:00 No.557320

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my friends are (not) here

Anonymous 01/07/22 (Fri) 23:14:05 No.557358

>>557315
For me it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SEBEh_t5K8

Anonymous 01/09/22 (Sun) 08:00:37 No.557440

I wonder if that birl got a boyfriend by now.

Anonymous 01/09/22 (Sun) 08:10:23 No.557441

>>557320
autistic rage

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 20:43:16 No.570101

things have already changed

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Anonymous 07/12/22 (Tue) 21:21:16 No. 570031 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

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Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 12:19:38 No.570079

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>>570078
Otamin's responsibility is bigger than ever.

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 12:21:12 No.570080

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The world is ending isn't it. I can't shake this feeling of impending doom.

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 12:28:38 No.570081

>>570079
Thought this was real and had a panic attack.

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 12:55:25 No.570082

>>570079
Those memes suck they should have used a collage of wojaks and nice froggers

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 13:20:02 No.570083

the oat man took down discord cant believe hes powerful enough to destroy the most popular messaging app in the universe

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Anonymous 07/11/22 (Mon) 07:05:48 No. 569923 [Reply]

You ever think about how bad of a father you would be and how it's probably a good thing you ended up cel?

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Anonymous 07/12/22 (Tue) 12:33:26 No.569998

norm brain divers would experience a psychotic break within minutes of entering the mind of The Truecel of Ota

Anonymous 07/12/22 (Tue) 13:04:19 No.569999

>>569997
Make a Shamiko tulpa

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 00:50:42 No.570046

>>569999
part of loving someone is wanting whats best for them therefore i couldnt make tulpa binding even a copy of shamikos soul to me

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 01:02:01 No.570049

>>570046
Become the kind of man Shamiko needs

Anonymous 07/13/22 (Wed) 01:06:38 No.570050

>>570049
she doesnt need a man she already has momo

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