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Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 22:14:39 No. 638351 [Reply]

The hour is later than you think. Santa's forces are already moving. The Sleigh has left The North Pole.

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Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 22:25:04 No.638353

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One does not simply walk into Santa's Workshop.
Its gingerbread gates are guarded by more than just elves. There is merriment there that does not sleep, and the Red Hat is ever watchful. It is full of presents, riddled with milk and cookies and wrapping paper, the very air you breathe has a cinnamon fragrance. Not with ten thousand children could you do this. It is jolly.

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 22:43:45 No.638354

Did you ever hear the Good News of Jesus the Christ? No? I thought not. It's not a story the Sanhedrin would tell you. It's a story of redemption. Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God, so pious and so selfless that he could use his divine powers to influence reality to create miracle. He had such a knowledge of godliness, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

>He could actually save people from death?

The unconditional love of the Savior is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.

>What happened to him?

He became so holy… the only thing he cared to do was kill death itself, which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he gave his life to save you and I from eternal hellfire, then the Hebrews crucified him. Ironic. He came to save others from death, and they rebuked him.

>Is it possible to learn of eternal salvation?

Not from a rabbi.

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 01:00:52 No.638365

>>638353
yeah i can use chatgpt too

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 01:01:12 No.638366

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>>638354
Amen

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 02:26:39 No.638372

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its quite cool

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Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 06:06:53 No. 604658 [Reply]

Looks like a lot of Japanese artists are deleting their pixiv accounts because they don't want to be associated with a website that supports AI. I think this is the end for pixiv.

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Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 22:47:13 No.638355

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Love Live staff used this AI art to promote the upcoming Nijichizu game on their official Twitter account

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:06:16 No.638356

AI art is based because it makes leftists seethe

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:27:08 No.638357

ai is based because it saves on human labour

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:32:48 No.638359

but i love laboring

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:56:04 No.638360

yakub created ai art and love live i thank him every day

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dreams Anonymous 01/07/24 (Sun) 15:00:15 No. 608430 [Reply]

Had a weirdly vivid dream where I went to the doctor for a checkup and they circled a survey where I answered no best friends and no friends and the doctor said they were going to give me brainpills to fix that but I was hesitant and kept going back and forth with her for minutes that I didn't want to take spergpills but I woke up before I decided whether to accept them. I also remember they specifically circled that it was only 9.97$ for the bottle.

Also they tried to give me a weird funnel for applying aloe vera and a nurse kept giving me gummy bears. I wonder what it means.

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Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 16:47:28 No.638309

owned

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 16:57:31 No.638310

nah

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 17:00:32 No.638311

yeah

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 17:10:03 No.638313

nah

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 21:12:46 No.638346

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pay the sleep tax

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_debt

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Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 03:31:39 No. 618434 [Reply]

stream

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Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 20:17:36 No.638339

Their dad's pay their rent and groceries anyway

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 20:19:17 No.638340

Owgirl doesn't have a dad though so that's why she talked to me

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 20:23:23 No.638341

Owgirl actually has happily married parents with no family issues I'm the one that comes from the battered childhood

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 20:34:19 No.638342

>>638341
It's all about me and my fantasy i have money.

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 21:25:06 No.638348

hopeless romantics

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Anonymous 01/12/23 (Thu) 17:27:06 No. 583077 [Reply]

Daisoujou's design is based on the Buddhist mummies, Sokushinbutsu (即身仏, literally "Buddhist monk preserved as is"). These monks performed self-mummification by starving themselves for about three years. At the end of these three years, they were entombed alive with just enough room to sit crosslegged. A tube was placed in the ground, leading to the tomb for air. The monk had a bell with him and every day, someone would listen for the bell to make sure the monk was still alive. When the bell no longer rang, the air tube was removed and the tomb was completely sealed. A thousand days later, the body would be exhumed. If it was preserved, it was revered as a god and were said that one will appear in front of people on the day of salvation.

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Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 03:35:54 No.583191

regret asking already can someone provide me with a list of topics to avoid so i dont accidentally summon shitmin

Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 03:59:20 No.583198

Sex with Zelda from breath in the wild who has a big butt

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 17:30:15 No.638315

dad told me about how after the corpses liquefied their gases would build up and crack open the caskets so grandpa made him spray DDVP in the mausoleum to kill the swarms of flies and then his heart developed premature ventricular contractions

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 17:42:36 No.638317

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>>638315
I met a mortician irl before, he had formaldehyde in his closet.

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 17:47:23 No.638318

>>638315
mausoleum what are you some sort of egyptian prince

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Anonymous 12/16/24 (Mon) 23:39:16 No. 637715 [Reply]

my ccgf shot up a school

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Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 01:21:38 No.638147

bacon pepper dogs are in the oven!

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 06:53:32 No.638159

die exclaimnorm

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 12:42:59 No.638176

love being exclaimnorm!

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 13:09:51 No.638178

more of an interrobangnorm but im not sure!?

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 14:12:19 No.638295

that Please excuse my poor English

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Anonymous 02/26/22 (Sat) 18:15:59 No. 560544 [Reply]

Are you enjoying Elden Ring?

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Anonymous 07/08/23 (Sat) 17:20:24 No.594102

the first dark souls sucked a fat one dont know why people love it so much think they simply never played demons souls and darkie was their first souls experience

璃奈マニアック!!CBRePd0x5c 07/08/23 (Sat) 18:32:42 No.594105

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>>593975
(ó﹏ò｡)

Anonymous 07/08/23 (Sat) 19:04:24 No.594107

demons souls was my first dark souls is better

Anonymous 07/08/23 (Sat) 21:15:24 No.594114

never played any of them do NOT even understand how these games work

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 13:40:34 No.638292

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Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 22:55:15 No. 638225 [Reply]

>What value do people see in /jp/ spinoffs? I wasn't really around for the supposed /jp/ golden years, but at least looking at their derivatives it just seems like truly inane posting.
>I guess there's plenty of people who like anime, but are too stupid to have a real conversation. They still want company. If they were born a bit later, they'd be on discord instead.

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Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 03:30:15 No.638266

>>638253
the lads

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 04:09:11 No.638267

have you ever noticed that homeless old men living in their tents sometimes seize and rape teen pussies

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 04:13:44 No.638269

have you ever noticed they beg for shit and lie and say they are locked out of their room

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 04:37:14 No.638270

meta trash zoomer

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 04:52:00 No.638272

im teen

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[GOOD NEWS] Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 07:08:43 No. 638161 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2yS9rO-lI

New palword update released.

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Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 17:01:19 No.638201

I want a server and I want it now

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 18:50:32 No.638209

he stole my pals and forced them into the breeding farms

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 21:50:48 No.638223

whatmin can you fix my television for me i have a show to watch this afternoon

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 01:51:00 No.638262

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>>638223
We just threw out a TV because the screen wouldn't turn on anymore.

Well, I mean we left it out on the curb for some crackhead scrapper to take.

How is it broken, I assume you don't mean like grandma accidentally changing input to YPbPr instead of HDMI.

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 01:54:29 No.638263

spam

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Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 22:44:04 No. 638224 [Reply]

pooping and shitting all over the floor because I hate ota

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Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 16:26:18 No. 638200 [Reply]

Hello every nyan

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 18:47:22 No.638207

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 20:13:50 No.638218

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NYAN
nyan?

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 03:27:01 No. 615086 [Reply]

I just told mom that I could have had a normal life with a wife and children if wasn't for her forcing me to break up with a girl when I was 15
Cunt said she doesn't remember doing that, then I told her "If you beat someone up, you might forget about it. But the beaten one will never forget it"

She got mad about it and started being a defensive like "Am I to blame for everything now?"
Fucking cunt can't stand hearing about the horrible things she did, and I am only getting started, I can't wait for next week to let her know about other things she did that made me the fuck up I am, until I get to tell her everything I became, the amalgamation of all her sins and mistakes

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 05:24:00 No.615098

even the celest cel can still get a date not sure about the flipping part

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 05:41:31 No.615099

stolen post

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:14:50 No.615132

>>615098
norm

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 17:47:15 No.638203

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Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 17:52:51 No.638204

why is it untitled

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