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No. 609765 [Reply]

Don't hope for a miracle.

No.609770

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I expect the worst and am sometimes pleasantly surprised

No.609787

I expect the worst and my expectations are always vastly underestimated.

No.609800

miracles happen every day you just need to adjust your perspective

i had a glass i left on the sink edge i forgot about it and almost knocked it over when i woke up. but i didnt so i didnt have to clean up glass off the floor

No.609810

its a miracle that ive managed to survive this long without offing myself every day is a new miracle

No.609843

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No. 609761 [Reply]

It's a lifelong condition.

No.609762

I was thinking tonight and wondered if norms feel a desire for purpose or if they're able to float along just fine I've come across several that never seemed to develop purpose and didn't mind it or perhaps they fell into purpose and never had to think about it I don't really believe that the reason for being is a human condition.



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No. 607217 [Reply]

feel when you're just vibing in your room and suddenly get the urge to beat the shit out of your single mother even though you haven't spoken in days or seen each other in months

No.607218

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I hate Sam Hyde and think he's a narcissistic psychopath, but maybe he was right about that joke about NEETs going mental like "I GOTTA KILL MOMMY MOMMY HAS TO GO"

No.607230

Mindblowing that zoomers actually do say vibe all the time not even as a meme they actually do it

No.607232

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>>607230
I'm 102 and I say vibe, like this image just wow what a vibe.

No.609713

now that's a vibe



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No. 609659 [Reply]

No.609660

you need to go back

No.609662

cant go back



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No. 609264 [Reply]

>ota
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No.609624

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>>609623
Artia my beloved…

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No.609649

>>609623
Inaccurate the hamster is much cuter



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No. 567159 [Reply]

paste
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No.567174

nice silverfish maki

No.567175

wish i was a milky holme

No.609580

>>567160
crying
No more stolen posts

No.609647

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i wonder who pioneered the clipboard

No.609648

>>609647
Clippy



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No. 609239 [Reply]

BOOM!

Headshot

No.609573

pasted

No.609621

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buy new fan
stick it in the open window
wind blows it out of the frame and the shitty plastic blade breaks
now inoperable



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No. 556679 [Reply]

It's kind of hurtful when they start yucking it up talking about how scary you are
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No.556799

a young zoomer

No.556801

zzzoooooomm!!!!!!!

No.556809

zoomies is when an animal gets really excited and runs around like the otakitties mya mya mya zooooooom

No.572273

you're a zoomer who zooms zooms all day

No.609615

ALL I WANNA DO IS A ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM WITH THE BOOM BOOM



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No. 609571 [Reply]

we love mina
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No.609602

idols are allowed to have bfs when im allowed a gf

No.609603

I think it's my own fault for falling in love with peoples personalities. I should learn not to get emotionally invested and keep my distance.

No.609604

The idea that other people are in a relationship makes me furious. (*  ̄︿ ̄)
Where is my Soul-Mate!? I've been looking all my life and haven't found Her!!! (╬▔皿▔)╯

No.609605

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I've mewed and starved so much and still am apparently below the 2024 gf requirements even though I have ripped abs and a decent jaw I can only assume by 2025 all women will be gathered up into superharems by the hundreds for men like henri and by 2030 the species will simply begin to die off from extreme sexual selectiveness from females when no male is good enough anymore

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>>609604
dont worry hurdlerchan im sure your gothic lolito is out there somewhere



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No. 609486 [Reply]

They're talking about you boy, but you're still the same.

No.609540

Foids should fear going outside because people like me are out there.

No.609541

Stopped at a gas station to take some pictures of my vette in the rain at night and some foid was watching me from her car but I didn't let it get me down and continued taking pics

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We are the hunted. The chosen few.



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No. 609552 [Reply]

Love Live bros explain this shit

https://twitter.com/lovelive_SIF_GL/status/1750407445552480274

>the global version of Love Live! School idol festival 2 MIRACLE LIVE! is launching soon in February 2024.

>However, we also want to inform you that, the Global Version will close its doors on May 31, 2024, and cease in-app purchases accordingly.

No.609553

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Do they mean the original school idol festival? I haven't logged in in years… I hope all my cute rins are safe

No.609554

>>609553
They mean they are announcing a game launch and that they're shutting it down 2 months later

Gacha bros….

No.609555

>>609554
eopdogs never learn

No.609556

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>>609553
Service ended I guess, this was my favorite rin ur I managed to get before I stopped playing

No.609572

Depositing a moist load in the tiny pussy of a school idol.



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No. 609550 [Reply]

No.609558

japan has capital punishment?

No.609564

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>>609558
Why did you think they wouldn't? You are surprised such a hyper advanced futuristic utopia still has death penalty?

No.609565

Being sentenced to death is better than being sentenced to a lifetime as a cel

No.609567

pasted bloody nips



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