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Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 07:12:29 No. 609765 [Reply]

Don't hope for a miracle.

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 10:00:00 No.609770

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I expect the worst and am sometimes pleasantly surprised

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 17:57:58 No.609787

I expect the worst and my expectations are always vastly underestimated.

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 19:49:39 No.609800

miracles happen every day you just need to adjust your perspective

i had a glass i left on the sink edge i forgot about it and almost knocked it over when i woke up. but i didnt so i didnt have to clean up glass off the floor

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 20:46:15 No.609810

its a miracle that ive managed to survive this long without offing myself every day is a new miracle

I wrote a song called "Henri", rate it please Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 15:41:15 No.609843

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Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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depression is not curable Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 02:38:50 No. 609761 [Reply]

It's a lifelong condition.

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 03:04:38 No.609762

I was thinking tonight and wondered if norms feel a desire for purpose or if they're able to float along just fine I've come across several that never seemed to develop purpose and didn't mind it or perhaps they fell into purpose and never had to think about it I don't really believe that the reason for being is a human condition.

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Anonymous 12/09/23 (Sat) 18:40:18 No. 607217 [Reply]

feel when you're just vibing in your room and suddenly get the urge to beat the shit out of your single mother even though you haven't spoken in days or seen each other in months

Anonymous 12/09/23 (Sat) 18:50:28 No.607218

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I hate Sam Hyde and think he's a narcissistic psychopath, but maybe he was right about that joke about NEETs going mental like "I GOTTA KILL MOMMY MOMMY HAS TO GO"

Anonymous 12/10/23 (Sun) 02:16:07 No.607230

Mindblowing that zoomers actually do say vibe all the time not even as a meme they actually do it

Anonymous 12/10/23 (Sun) 02:20:46 No.607232

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>>607230
I'm 102 and I say vibe, like this image just wow what a vibe.

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 05:22:14 No.609713

now that's a vibe

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Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 01:13:15 No. 609659 [Reply]

feel sick i want to go back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepXLReu1aU

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 01:23:11 No.609660

you need to go back

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 03:20:59 No.609662

cant go back

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Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 22:26:53 No. 609264 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 08:41:57 No.609623

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Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 09:16:56 No.609624

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>>609623
Artia my beloved…

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 18:46:17 No.609642

>/jp/

https://censorship/jp/src/1706380869076.webm

(merorin)

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 21:37:59 No.609646

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Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 22:14:00 No.609649

>>609623
Inaccurate the hamster is much cuter

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Anonymous 05/24/22 (Tue) 21:48:21 No. 567159 [Reply]

paste

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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 02:15:50 No.567174

nice silverfish maki

Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed) 02:18:15 No.567175

wish i was a milky holme

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 02:08:51 No.609580

>>567160
crying
No more stolen posts

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 22:02:49 No.609647

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i wonder who pioneered the clipboard

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 22:05:51 No.609648

>>609647
Clippy

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Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 02:50:30 No. 609239 [Reply]

BOOM!

Headshot

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 21:59:35 No.609573

pasted

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 03:12:40 No.609621

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buy new fan
stick it in the open window
wind blows it out of the frame and the shitty plastic blade breaks
now inoperable

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Anonymous 01/01/22 (Sat) 23:21:03 No. 556679 [Reply]

It's kind of hurtful when they start yucking it up talking about how scary you are

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Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 21:17:17 No.556799

a young zoomer

Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 21:20:16 No.556801

zzzoooooomm!!!!!!!

Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 22:15:28 No.556809

zoomies is when an animal gets really excited and runs around like the otakitties mya mya mya zooooooom

Anonymous 08/15/22 (Mon) 04:09:46 No.572273

you're a zoomer who zooms zooms all day

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 22:32:30 No.609615

ALL I WANNA DO IS A ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM WITH THE BOOM BOOM

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Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 21:35:13 No. 609571 [Reply]

we love mina

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Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 18:38:30 No.609602

idols are allowed to have bfs when im allowed a gf

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 18:54:18 No.609603

I think it's my own fault for falling in love with peoples personalities. I should learn not to get emotionally invested and keep my distance.

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 19:02:44 No.609604

The idea that other people are in a relationship makes me furious. (* ￣︿￣)
Where is my Soul-Mate!? I've been looking all my life and haven't found Her!!! (╬▔皿▔)╯

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 19:15:46 No.609605

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I've mewed and starved so much and still am apparently below the 2024 gf requirements even though I have ripped abs and a decent jaw I can only assume by 2025 all women will be gathered up into superharems by the hundreds for men like henri and by 2030 the species will simply begin to die off from extreme sexual selectiveness from females when no male is good enough anymore

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 19:22:44 No.609606

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>>609604
dont worry hurdlerchan im sure your gothic lolito is out there somewhere

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Anonymous 01/24/24 (Wed) 07:56:53 No. 609486 [Reply]

They're talking about you boy, but you're still the same.

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 03:25:36 No.609540

Foids should fear going outside because people like me are out there.

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 03:30:10 No.609541

Stopped at a gas station to take some pictures of my vette in the rain at night and some foid was watching me from her car but I didn't let it get me down and continued taking pics

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 23:04:03 No.609577

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We are the hunted. The chosen few.

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Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 15:13:02 No. 609552 [Reply]

Love Live bros explain this shit

https://twitter.com/lovelive_SIF_GL/status/1750407445552480274

>the global version of Love Live! School idol festival 2 MIRACLE LIVE! is launching soon in February 2024.
>However, we also want to inform you that, the Global Version will close its doors on May 31, 2024, and cease in-app purchases accordingly.

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 15:13:52 No.609553

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