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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 11:12:09 No. 583858 [Reply]

If you listen carefully, you can hear language change in progress. For example, anymore is a word that used to only occur in negative sentences, such as I don't eat pizza anymore. Now, in many areas of the country, it's being used in positive sentences, like I've been eating a lot of pizza anymore. In this use, anymore means something like 'lately'. If that sounds odd to you now, keep listening; you may be hearing it in your neighborhood before long.

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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 02:21:58 No. 583826 [Reply]

It's been one decade since the dawn of the w's golden age.

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 09:52:10 No.583848

>The burden of thinking and acting like a criminal without any of the possible benefits.
Gems of wisdom from times past.

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Anonymous 10/23/22 (Sun) 13:06:52 No. 576180 [Reply]

necks are not sexy
pits are not sexy
ears are not sexy
feet are not sexy
butts are sexy
boobs are sexy
thighs are sexy
foreheads are sexy

there, i fucking said
this is the truth and im tired of pretending its not

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Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 13:27:19 No.576468

need to align my chakras

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 13:29:30 No.576469

she said her yoga instructor does full moon rituals

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 13:32:30 No.576470

full moon or full moon

Anonymous 10/29/22 (Sat) 13:45:34 No.576471

you know

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 00:49:57 No.583823

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Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 00:19:45 No. 583270 [Reply]

can i stop getting a face full of child porn every time i come here?

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Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 05:44:15 No.583773

>>583766
Your post was fine it's just that one guy. Relax friend.

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 05:47:46 No.583774

what guy

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 06:04:33 No.583776

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>>583773
its fine dont worry about me

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 06:10:33 No.583779

>>583771
who?

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 06:20:58 No.583780

you now "that one dude who's always"

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Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 18:35:57 No. 583345 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 14:52:02 No. 543292 [Reply]

Me and my girlfriend

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Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 02:29:45 No.576105

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I had a gf once

Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 18:04:03 No.583248

the ultimate chad

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 00:48:28 No.583286

cant believe nb flipping made it

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 15:12:43 No.583329

It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.

You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.

After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.

It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.

I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 15:25:14 No.583331

never understood why some norms dont add a space after their punctuation is it an esl thing

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Anonymous 01/01/23 (Sun) 04:37:30 No. 581229 [Reply]

it time

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Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 08:58:20 No.583319

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Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 07:14:46 No. 583316 [Reply]

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Anonymous 06/17/22 (Fri) 19:02:15 No. 568306 [Reply]

Bought another gun
Thank you gunshow loophole my rights shall NOT be infringed

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Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 03:12:35 No.583302

>>583301
>larpers
what does this mean

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 03:12:58 No.583303

>>583301
They literally wouldn't be able to know without sending oatmeal a letter asking for it, or seizing the server.
They're not magic

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 03:24:38 No.583304

okay whos gonna tell him

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 04:12:01 No.583309

>>583302
A larper is a live action roleplayer, someone who dresses up as a wizard or a viking and roleplays in real life

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 04:13:53 No.583310

and what is the relevance of those dweebazoids to this thread

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Ota blog thread Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri) 10:51:45 No. 578884 [Reply]

Post here if you don't want to create a new thread.

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Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri) 19:18:36 No.579537

LOLIHOMO

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 00:01:46 No.579867

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Playing this Berserk game for the Dreamcast.

You play as Berserk, he has a big sword and in narrow hallways it constantly clangs against the walls. You have to rescue your retarded non-verbal girlfriend from Barron Ballzack.

I have not seen a single piece of text. Just the HUD, cutscenes, and gameplay. I didn't realize how much more "immersive" a game is when it doesn't stop you every 5 seconds with some text prompt explaining every little thing.

Gameplay is sort of like primitive Dark Souls without a dodge button or lock-on. ("It's like Dark Souls but…")

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 00:22:23 No.579873

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>>579867
the only good thing about that game is Zodd

Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 23:36:38 No.583265

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ran 13 km through the woods at sunset and came back along the train tracks my shadow got really long

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 00:36:42 No.583280

run back to hima

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Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 17:10:49 No. 583140 [Reply]

FUCK TRANSPHOBES

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Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 18:20:01 No.583143

>FUCK TRANSPHOBES

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 18:23:33 No.583144

liked back when you could have trap threads without people posting gross pictures

abgrund died for this

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 20:07:00 No.583147

>>583143
back to the sharty soyteen

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 22:07:57 No.583154

>>583144
Mahiro isn't a trap. She's a girl for real.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 00:23:50 No.583274

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Anonymous 01/11/23 (Wed) 15:30:24 No. 582988 [Reply]

A lot of women today claim their vaginas are "self cleaning" so they'll just walk around all day as Chad's semen and coagulated blood ferments inside their holes.

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Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 02:28:17 No.583181

LET ME PUT MY PENIS IN THE "DOWN THERE" OF A GIRL!!!

Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 04:36:23 No.583199

weird how my penis has never been inside a vagina other than my moms but my father and his father and his fathers father and his fathers fathers father as far back as when nuwa created him from clay all had sex with women but i didnt and im a cel and just sit here like a lemon and get ynajed by mom

Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 04:40:30 No.583200

sex with mom!

Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 04:41:12 No.583201

>>583200
Anyone tried this tactic
How can I get mom turned on

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 00:21:55 No.583273

grandma said im handsome

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