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No. 511901 [Reply]

I think I might clasp my hands together for the first time since childhood to pray for a second wave.

Or maybe now there are some hip outer gods that might actually listen.




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>pray for a second wave
If you want to pretend there's a second wave, there's a ton of lefty media to support your delusion.


i hope you get the c00f nerd


where's Quality Control this is edgelord tier I am an incomparable homoooo

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No. 511909 [Reply]



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No. 494160 [Reply]

Wanted to ask her if she had any plans for the weekend, just to make small-talk…couldn't even work up the courage to do it
This is why I'll be cel forever at least I have ota
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If you don't have a proffesiion under yiur belt that can be carried into other competeting companies than waiting is going to be best for you.

Even at 30 years old 22 year olds or 24 year olds find you attractive. Im not saying this for you to abuse the women or take advantage of them. Im saying this to keep am open mind if you need to progress your personal life, spiritual life, and professional life, and physical well being.

You're only young once & by the time you're 30 i hope you can at least establish yourself in the foothold of a company whether you're a grunt earing $25 an hour or yourr making less higher in the ranks of a company. By no means am I stating you need to be nor should you be power hungry. Its a gibe an tske sometimes in this aspect, like a trade off.

Do you want to ask her out?
Than ask when she's free. Set the place, time, day. You can offer to pick her up or meet her there. Dont contact her in-between. If she's a confident woman she's going to show up. Most of the time though she will contact you last minute asking if you're still on. Don't reply with long answers. Just say "yes, still on. See you then". Go to multiple places the first date. It doesn't mean she's going to sleep with you the first fate and I'm hoping you're not seeking those kind of girls to begin with as in don't sleep with women prior to marriage. If you are than you're not looking in the right places.


or just get a 2d gf and skip all this bullshit


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But are you happy?


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Want to date a foid, make her fall in love with me, then betray her in the most hurtful way possible when I grow tired of her.

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No. 511878 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots


Fuck you.


*squeezes hand closed as hard as I can*


that's only for yukkuris



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No. 511767 [Reply]

Many panicked and bought up hone goods and supplies.
Many more ahead of the curve for at least a deccade.
As the world spirals into abyss worse than Sodom and Ghamora you will see the night again darkest before the Don.

You think its over though?
If anything the events at hand were just a rally call to start preparing with moderation & pridence while hardening to God asking for what is needed in due temporal diligence.

Its only going down hill once these 4 years are up.
Just go back into your archives if you have them and see I was saying this all along. 4 - 6 years from now and all of Wedtern Europe is either facing colapse or divine intervention.

The lines drawn in sand.
Nations wage in pleasures of destruction.
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Embrace austerity. It's your only hope.


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Sean I don't have a blade yet should I get a western made one or wait to try and go to japan next year and export


just get an arming sword you fucking weebdweeb.


I feel like this could almost be a D-sama thread but there are few or maybe no typographical errors and didn't he announce his departure


you should have both.
Most people will have weeb "swords". Pick a thrusting side arm. That said close arms are only used in inital squabbles and even then firearms will be the main staple. You've got looting & rioting right now which will continue for the next few years. Owners would have done better all around with fire arms, but theres been sword squabbles already not fully reported on. The mobs have used blanks and iron poles. Go get a cheap pole arm while you're at it.

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No. 511827 [Reply]

umi should wash the paint speckles out of her hair


cum speckles

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No. 407669 [Reply]

Post girls loving other girls.
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ota and nen: the first night


ota is more experienced so she takes the lead even though shes a bottom


do lesbians have bottoms and tops?

I guess one might be more dominant. Or is dominant the wrong word? Perhaps the bottom one is more dominant because her pleasure dictates the top's actions. It's different from gay men where the top reaches orgasm from the activity. Or could lesbian tops reach orgasm too? I thought no because of the lack of genital stimulation but maybe they could be turned on from the emotional feeling of seeing the bottom's pleasure?


nen is shy and demure but has been around a bit and definitely knows her around while ota is crude and talks big but is useless when it comes to the act


so… a slut?

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No. 468660 [Reply]

henri name this image
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Why does she look so smug?


Waiting for Eli~


It's a good one.


where do they get all the custom printed school idol festival gear?


Wish upon a star

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No. 500266 [Reply]

keep minority spirit
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shut yo ass up pussy bitch ass nigga, dun muhfugga bix nood cracker ass redneck ass lookin muhfugga




Untitled? How about
" >>500335 Uh Oh You're in Trouble >>500336 "


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remember when henri took the time to name every minori spirit thread


i member

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No. 455128 [Reply]

>Your breasts are too small, Nico-chan. This way You'll never get a boyfriend
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slay the boids nico


Who's your favorite idol?


Boidslayer Rin.


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>when the tables turn


dont bully nico

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No. 511783 [Reply]

The ota face
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we got a vampire posting


use baking soda


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Unlike his Western relation—that handsome, aristocratic, mirror-wary antihero—the Balkan vampire is typically confined to living and hunting among the laboring classes and is most accurately categorized as an evil spirit or demonically possessed corpse that frequents graveyards, crossroads, and other areas devoid of the protective powers of domestic spirits. Also a Western conceit is the vampire’s pallor; whereas female vampires are beautiful and white-robed, most firsthand accounts indicate that male vampires are ruddy, corpulent peasants, whose affect—once unearthed—is that of a freshly gorged mosquito. In animal form, the vampire is not strictly limited to the bat but can appear to its victims as a cat, a dog, a rodent, or even a butterfly. These manifestations are not to be confused with vampires that were never human in the first place, which may even assume a vegetal guise (among numerous indignities through history, the Roma suffered the obscure nuisance of vampire watermelons).


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They mog me by skin tone alone
The most pathetic lowest smv among them could go to Japan and have beautiful jpgfs fighting for his attention as a jbw god while I am the irredeemable doomcel mentioned in the dead sea scrolls


i have a huge hebrew nose and caveman eyes

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No. 511752 [Reply]

It's October so remember if you see a witch it is your duty to burn her at the stake.
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Can I at least keep Marisa and Abby as pets?


Now that I think about it, I think burning someone alive as crowds cheer on is the most fucked up way of execution ever.


I like how the English ripped people's intestines out and then chopped up the bodies and hung the heads up to rot on display on London Bridge.


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By Otamin-sama's decree…
All witchcraft here forth is banned from the providence of Ota.
This is a command by the authority of God resting in Otamin-sama.
Let all convert for their salvation .


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*Catholics for Mahou Shoujo*

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