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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 20:52:29 No. 573997 [Reply]

going to the beach with mom!

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 21:05:00 No.573998

mom said she hasnt really swam since she was pregnant with me

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 21:46:54 No.574000

mom says I was conceived on the beach

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 01:20:36 No.574010

gonno conceive a child with mom at the beach

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 13:28:16 No.574027

want to bury my cock in mom's huge tittys

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Anonymous 01/17/22 (Mon) 01:59:06 No. 558083 [Reply]

Goshujinsama, please observe this move I learned today.

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 01:23:44 No.574011

can ota do a quadruple kickflip?

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 06:22:35 No.574020

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i did used to skate
only learned when i was 18
did it for a couple years when i lived in the city was getting better and better
then moved back home to the country and slowly it faded away
to be proficient you pretty much need to use it every day

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 06:29:33 No.574021

>>574020
>to be proficient you pretty much need to use it every day
Wrong, skateboarding is one of the best examples of something you have to be born with.

Some people could try every day all day and they will NEVER be good.

You have to be low inhibition and have the right brain wiring.

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 07:33:31 No.574023

>>574021
its no different than riding a bike
i couldnt even stand on the thing when i first got it
you have to actually train

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 12:02:56 No.574024

uhh dont you think youre a little old to be skateboarding

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 13:56:30 No. 573979 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 14:31:08 No.573982

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:29:37 No.574016

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Must be hard being the unwanted middle child.

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 03:27:27 No.574018

but shes the sexiest one

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 03:47:49 No.574019

>>574018
she wants to hear that from her crush at school not kimoniinii

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 07:05:10 No.574022

kimoniinii will provide ntr service for her crush once they grow up

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 04:30:47 No. 573960 [Reply]

Have you figured out a purpose for your life yet

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Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 00:04:01 No.574006

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>>574005
wow i just cant believe your hobby is x how could you enjoy x thats such a hobby for y's

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 00:18:51 No.574007

ya ive got y chromosomes what about it

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:00:37 No.574013

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yeah im a gamer
https://files.catbox.moe/vkiy6p.7z

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 02:10:32 No.574014

you were born so that all this will NOT be forgotten

Anonymous 09/15/22 (Thu) 03:17:54 No.574017

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old/jp/ dies with us after all huh >>574014

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Anonymous 08/03/21 (Tue) 17:54:02 No. 543986 [Reply]

sometimes im spontaneously jerking it and know i should get a paper towel but too lazy and oog to stop so i sperm all over myself and it takes 10x longer to clean up later probably a microcosm of my life anyone have knowledge of this feel

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 02:33:58 No.573957

>>573947
thats not allowed

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 05:20:47 No.573964

a pussy attached to a girl

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 09:20:19 No.573969

a girl is merely a vessel for a pussy

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 12:22:48 No.573973

a pussy is just a discount anus

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 15:51:30 No.573987

not many people think about this but your testicles are as old as you are

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 06:09:15 No. 573907 [Reply]

fuck you nerds

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 20:47:23 No.573945

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EAT MY SHORTS!

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 21:09:55 No.573946

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Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 12:26:52 No.573974

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Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue) 22:39:02 No. 539295 [Reply]

Begin the operation ota

Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue) 23:22:37 No.539302

the norms

Anonymous 06/30/21 (Wed) 05:30:47 No.539333

Anonymous 09/14/22 (Wed) 00:46:08 No.573955

UH-OH

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:42:02 No. 573948 [Reply]

boobies

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:42:52 No.573949

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 22:47:09 No.573950

dropped that show the first eps were promising then it got to lame city

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Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 18:25:50 No. 554013 [Reply]

tragic..

Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 18:28:58 No.554014

It really is all about the face.

Anonymous 11/28/21 (Sun) 17:50:19 No.554074

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Maybe he should try getting a job.

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 20:40:40 No.573943

boners

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Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 02:25:14 No. 569069 [Reply]

*ring ring*

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Anonymous 07/01/22 (Fri) 10:56:18 No.569146

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:39:41 No.573925

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:41:46 No.573926

the call that saved ota

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:42:05 No.573927

spam

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 15:06:19 No.573929

>>573925
its scary oomi see >>569073

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 02:26:10 No. 573884 [Reply]

Dont know why the yurihaters flocked here when ota has always been a safe space even after flower sunday poster died

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 03:46:46 No.573896

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>>573894
actually love live only has girl fans in it

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 03:48:10 No.573897

and what do you think you are

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 05:54:53 No.573904

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>>573896
put your trip back on

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 10:29:44 No.573913

girl

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:18:41 No.573924

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>>573904
rin loves soft kayochin

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Anonymous 11/29/21 (Mon) 04:28:41 No. 554144 [Reply]

my work colleague/boss was complaining to me about his teen daughter today
she is i think 15 and a bespectacled gamer/geek girl
i have met her before
anyway he was going on about how she was "real into japan" and had posters in her room of "those japanese cartoons, she's almost 16" as though it was highly absurd a teen would like cartoons

me, not wanting to revel my power level to the person ive worked with for 8 years.. "yeah, that stuff's pretty popular with teens apparently.."

little did he know he was face to face with a veteran 32 y/o weeb whose MAL has almost 140 entries
was chuckling about it for a while

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Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 09:48:43 No.573912

>>573845
they better not be ovas because those don't count, that's the otacool rule

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 11:43:09 No.573916

what about shorts

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 11:53:50 No.573917

eat my shorts

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:14:14 No.573922

>>573843
But how do you know you don't like it if you don't finish it?

Anonymous 09/13/22 (Tue) 14:17:04 No.573923

there aren't enough cute girls to jo to

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