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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 00:28:22 No. 580860 [Reply]

I’m a husband and father with a small at-home business and a fairly normal life. One of my tasks is sharing carpool duties for my teenage daughter and her cheerleading friends to and from practice and competitions. As it happens, my wife and I haven’t had sex for over two years due to various medical and psychological issues. My wife’s aware of the problem, but it’s been very stressful, and we need to make changes. The other day I picked up my daughter’s friends, and I felt a surge of sexual attraction. I was horrified! I would rather cut off my penus than cause harm to a minor—or cheat on my wife, for that matter.

I want to quit carpool because these feelings make me ashamed and deeply uncomfortable. But then I’d have to come up with a plausible explanation that would still enable my daughter to be in the carpool. If I drive her solo, everyone will wonder what the problem is. Can you think of a solution here?

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:19:40 No.581020

>>581017
>>581019
you forgot to bump

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:24:54 No.581021

>>581017
Greetings and welcome to /jp/! You seem to be a 4channer who is new to this board. Things operate a little bit differently here. The biggest error you seem to have committed is confusing "sage" with an attack. What "sage" does is posts to the thread without bumping it. Here on /jp/ it is used mostly in a polite manner when you want to respond to a post but do not feel that your post is important enough to bump the thread, as how "sage" was originally intended to be used.

Enjoy your stay!

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:34:57 No.581023

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White Knight. 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:46:31 No.581025

>>581023
Ahhhh CUTE!!!

Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri) 00:02:33 No.581057

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>>581023
She walked into the thread and smelled Yummy Knicker

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 22:18:49 No. 581035 [Reply]

Elon Musk loves lolis! ^_^

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 22:29:51 No.581041

I support elon and pay $8 a month for my twitter membership because he is just like me. hope he owns more libs soon

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 22:32:00 No.581042

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 23:05:30 No.581049

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can't wait for a cat girl girlfriend

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 23:08:35 No.581050

>>581040
ロリ is not a banned tag

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 23:31:47 No.581055

>>581050
ching ching nip nong to you too

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 17:52:28 No. 580992 [Reply]

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up
Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up
Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 19:40:05 No.581011

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>>580998
>Western music = nighop

Check out this "Japanese music"

https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 19:42:10 No.581012

>>581011
Who are you quoting?

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:32:48 No.581022

>>581012
its whatmin hes retarded please be understanding

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:35:14 No.581024

understand?
understandable!

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 22:36:09 No.581044

im bouzu

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 04:27:21 No. 580915 [Reply]

Just found out the study where females preferred different men at different stages of their menstrual cycle which formed the entire basis of alphabux-betabux theory failed a reproduction test and does not seem to be an observable effect in large population sizes.

What an I supposed to do with my life now?

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:02:32 No.580933

refuse to financially support anyone other than the governments legally required amount

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:12:16 No.580972

just found out im cel what the fliiiiiip why didnt anyone tell me id be cel if i didnt flip anyone

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:30:46 No.580975

I don't get the big deal isn't it a win for everyone if we all start squirting poo all over henri. Everyone is born with a part to play in this world and you should be proud to do a good job.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 21:48:43 No.581031

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Today a man in the store complimented my arms then a man in the parking lot complimented my cool car but as far as all the foids were concerned they only wished for me to be killed because of some dumb preprogrammed rules over bone structure

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 21:49:56 No.581033

Today a man in the store complimented my turdstains then a man in the parking lot complimented my turd breath but as far as all the farts were concerned they only wished for me to be killed because of some dumb preprogrammed rules over personal hygiene

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 20:47:41 No. 581026 [Reply]

That fucking Naruto

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 15:55:20 No. 580809 [Reply]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 20:22:37 No.580838

what a friendly looking caucasian gentleman

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 01:16:25 No.580873

the pleasure of being cummed inside

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 01:20:59 No.580874

>>580838
if you think he's Caucasian then I've got a bridge to sell you

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:05:06 No.580882

>>580874
He's confirmed cauc by the State of Arizona Department of Corrections.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 19:04:10 No.581006

he posted here

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 16:35:37 No. 580979 [Reply]

lol

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 13:07:22 No. 580782 [Reply]

I will be playing gikopoi with big dogs like meltingwax, tablecat, daddy cool, 0037, shii and tokiko for new year eve while you retards continue to shit up ota /jp/

http://events.gikopoi.com/e/2023010104.00.txt

the event is on 2023/01/01 @ 04:00 UTC

the instance is running on:
https://play.gikopoi.com/

so what are you waiting for? (´• ω •`)

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:21:01 No.580961

and that gives away that it's a different person… how?

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:24:06 No.580963

I am just giving him the benefit of the doubt. That tranny is the biggest subhuman ever.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 14:34:46 No.580966

you can lead a man to the dots but you can't make him connect them

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:09:08 No.580971

had dippin dots at cedar point they were okay

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 15:16:54 No.580973

dippin dots screw that id rather be flippin thots Please stick it in mee

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Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun) 22:38:18 No. 580478 [Reply]

Merry Christmas, /ota/!

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:36:23 No.580937

vump

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:53:21 No.580938

christmas is over

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 06:56:53 No.580939

its still Twelvetide

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Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 20:07:29 No. 580834 [Reply]

the norms give me offerings so i dont destroy their crops

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 05:25:27 No.580929

buu buu yumechis

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Anonymous 12/22/22 (Thu) 15:13:51 No. 580110 [Reply]

Maki Chan Passes You The blunt Wyd?

Anonymous 12/22/22 (Thu) 19:19:30 No.580160

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puff on this Maki!

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 00:48:55 No.580568

BLAZE iT uP

Anonymous 12/27/22 (Tue) 06:56:27 No.580628

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 22:38:29 No.580856

pretty dank feels broski

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Anonymous 08/11/22 (Thu) 15:01:53 No. 572074 [Reply]

nelltotfp

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 09:05:44 No.580772

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wholesome idol threads have been pushed to the sidelines of ota the age of LLs is over

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 09:07:46 No.580773

>>580772
but theres a nico page on the front page right now >>577245

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 19:32:24 No.580832

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Cute idols!

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 20:15:14 No.580836

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cute idol pussy!

Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed) 20:48:41 No.580846

>>580836
I can barely see it!

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