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No. 542972 [Reply]

Why is /ota/ a sfw board even though nobody on /ota/ works
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No.542975

>>542974
Even your mom does it

No.542976

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>>542975
My mom literally doesn't do anything on the count of her being dead, asshole……

No.542977

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No.542979

what are you talking about if you want cp just go to om and if you're into 2d porn well there's 2d for that

No.542986

cyute feet



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No. 542951 [Reply]

a few days ago when i was on a family vacation i got some glowsticks at the dollar store for my younger cousins
when it got dark enough i gave 2 to my 8 year old cousin who is a boy and one each to my 11 or 12 year old girl cousin and her friend
the girls went out on the beach and played with the glowsticks running around and waving them for a little while before coming to sit by the fire with the rest of us

No.542952

my cousin and her friend were sitting almost directly across from me a little bit outside of the group because there wasnt anywhere else to sit and they were talking about some book that they were both reading
i glanced up at them a couple times between getting hypnotized by the fire and the 2nd or 3rd time i looked up i noticed that my girl cousin was staring at me really intensely with an experssionless look on her face
i was kind of worried because i thought she might have noticed me looking at her friends butt earlier when they were in their bathing suits going out swimming but i kept my cool and just went back to looking at the fire
i looked up again maybe a minute or 2 later and she was still staring at me the exact same way so i smiled and did a subtle wave to see if she was just spacing out but instead of snapping out of it and smiling or looking away she kept staring right at me and flipped her hair with her hand
i didnt know what that meant or how to react so i just kept smiling and went back to looking at the fire
after that she went back to normal and eventually went inside with her friend
she seems very shy now but shes friendly enough whenever we interact although i noticed that she avoids making eye contact
i also overheard that its her time of the month right now so maybe that could have something to do with it
could one of my fellow otachis please decipher this for me i dont understand human behavior too well as i have autism and i really want to have a good relationship with my cousins

No.542953

meow meow henris like chasing laser pointers

No.542954

ask her out

No.542955

She was trying to assert her dominance over you, little sisters often do that to their dorky nerdy big brothers

No.542969

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she wants to fuck

those little sluts are super horny at their age



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No. 542947 [Reply]

>otamin

No.542948

what a little bitch

No.542950

pussy ass nigga



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No. 542940 [Reply]

I M A G I N E

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No.542942

WE

No.542943

ARE

No.542944

japan is too far gone at least there are no nigers in china

No.542945

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The Tokyo Olympics….

Brought to you by Kenya……..



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No. 541427 [Reply]

it's friday
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No.542920

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>>542919
There's nothing norm about having a 19" neck

No.542921

>>542920
Cute boy.

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No.542938

https://www.twitch.tv/nyanners get in here otabros



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No. 536269 [Reply]

>/jp/
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No.542469

>>542467
you used the words kino and based I had to disregard your list

No.542472

>>542467
wow thanks

No.542551

>>542469
If I used the words Kuso Award to describe your post would you notice me sempai?

No.542916

does anyone know any good obscure chinese films?

No.542931

>>542916
This film is chinese-canadian and might be of interest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_Is_Bright



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No. 542909 [Reply]

fake meat is really good now you shouldn't eat aminlels
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No.542926

>>542925
Tofu tasted like congealed nothing unless you spice it to hell

No.542927

>>542926
yeah you can say the same about potatoes and all kinds of foods dont understand why people always bring that up for tofu but not if you mention another food

No.542928

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No.542929

Pooping

No.542930

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munch bug



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No. 542877 [Reply]

So is this fucking show over going to end or what…..

Groundhog Day was supposed to be a short comedy flick, not a 20-year long tragedy……….
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No.542880

eleeto neeto

No.542883

>>542878
only true neets would slog through that those were the days

No.542884

>>542879
the kind of person that can't get a job…..

No.542889

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>>542884
Uh, I have tons of jobs, I just can't add them to my linkedin or you retards will get me fired……..

I'm literally at work right now…….

No.542897

where's the olympics stream



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No. 542849 [Reply]

I made you some fresh, hot tea…
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No.542872

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Funny, I saw this exact same image on GN before I jumped ship……

You wouldn't be STEALING threads from my site by any chance, would you…..?

No.542873

>>542872
I couldn't find it on your gay site so you must be liar.

No.542874

>>542873
a tidal wave of pekos and tomatoes wiped it out

No.542875

a foid's piss..



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No. 542617 [Reply]

>Men determine the sex of a baby depending on whether their sperm is carrying an X or Y chromosome.

From the absolute instant of conception I have been losing coin flips.
I could be living it up making a fortune by playing video games or sucking funds off some rich simp I would never know loneliness or struggle but instead I'm here posting cartoons on a 2D/lncel imageboard.
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No.542831

just another reason to meow meow henris

No.542832

why waste your life thinking about that when we could talk about how mari is bullying kanan and thats why she's dia's gf and mawri is all alone

No.542837

>>542832
I can't cope

No.542845

are you suggesting eggs are sentient

No.542848

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egg



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No. 542714 [Reply]

I am an incomparable homo


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No. 542648 [Reply]

Fuck ota.

No.542649

Please stick it in me

No.542663

>>542649
Okay sticks it you I am an incomparable homo

No.542671

>>542663
ahhh Please rape my face

No.542712

what's the point



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